GF mad at me because I "grunt and moan more lifting than I do during sex with her."

My girlfriends like this. I'm just honest with her that I grew up masturbating as silently as possible and it's hard to shake. At least she's not trying to get me to think up corny roleplay dialogue the whole time any more. Never felt so retarded.

Fuck I hate sex.

girls like when guys make noises in bed bro. don't be afraid to grunt in her ear a bit. pretend you're some viking taking a fisherman's wife for himself or some shit idk.

>having sex with gf
>She asked me to moan more
>Panic set in
>Do a few half hearted moans
>Getting ready to bust
>Decide to just go for it
>What comes out sounds like Lightning Mcqueen's KACHOW
>GF mad because she thinks I did it on purpose

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This

Made me chuckle

>listening to a gains goblin
>NGMI

>he moaned at least this loud

>not going into incredibly detailed sex role play scenarios that are days long and at least 2 days until sex happens, never breaking character
Absolutely not gonna make it

Tell her it's because you actually enjoy lifting. Roasties get BTFO

Same. I hate dirty talk because it feels so cringy whenever I try it to the point where I start to go soft because I hate it. Eventually I just give up and tell her to shut up and fuck normally.

Auuuoooooowwwww yeahhhhhhhh dropping loaaaaadsssszszzz

kek

I feel like a lot of guys mentally hold themselves back during sex to be as passive as possible. Let your primal urges out men! Bitches love getting slapped and choked

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>20 strength
>4 charisma

Especially after leg day. Unacceptable

Pump and dump

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Be careful one time my gf told me she liked it hard and wasnt ready and got mad at me for fucking her hard

>be silent during sex for 3 years
>lifting makes me feel more alpha
>recently started grunting when I'm about to nut and gf loves it
It also helps her with timing her orgasm and/or postponing mine
But that's all the noise I do, just a few grunts before the moneyshot, some 10-15seconds in advance, not even sure how and why I started doing it, I guess it's the alpha energy manifested

>reading this thread thinking about a bunch of Jow Forums guys grunting and moaning

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This

Better start working on hip thrusts

just be more dominant in bed

>thinking Jow Forums is Jow Forums
Ishygddt

this

It's nice to hear feedback, OP! Gotta let your girl know she's doing a good job.
;-)
It's the idea that counts!

But she isn't. She just kicks back while I'm blasting her for like 30 minutes at a time.
I don't grunt when I'm doing cardio, why would I do it here?

Underrated

Tell her you like lifting more than fucking her because the barbell doesn’t put you on the spot and tell you to make more noise.

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Are you the hiss guy?

tell her its because she just lies there like a sea star, there's no resistance

Have her be on top then, unless she's fat as hell. Switch things up!
Tell her honestly too, it's too much to smash and make nice noises at the same time.

This

>the hiss guy
Wat

>I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fucking funny

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>not "You like that you fucking retard?"

strap some pl8s on your gf back and fuck her while standing, increase pl8s till you grunt the way she like.

This

Tell her that means shes lost weight

Based and sexpilled

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Pussy just call her your fucktoy and she’ll be moaning how much she loves being slutty for your fat cock

my boyfriend moans like a girl :|

youtube.com/watch?v=1LsIQr_4iSY
Just pretend you're the bloatlord

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This. Better add in some Romanian Deadlifts for those glute gains

Plz, how to get gf to call me daddy?

Living with my grandparents requires extreme silence during sex.

Yeah I don’t grunt during sex but I’m very loud in the gym lifting heavy ass weight, totally normal dude. If she wants you to make more noise humor her.

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This. Do more cocksquats and testicular diddly so that you can fuck up her guts better

>this is what normalfags who have sex are actually into
I can’t be the only one who finds this kind of talk completely off putting, can I? It’s a cringey turn-off. Is something wrong with me?

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>pegged me as a normalfag
Spot on diagnosis really, I’m prone to the occasional autism but browse here mostly as people browse zoos
And almost anything is hot in the moment

Just tell her to stop being so insecure.

Yup. Gotta get rougher in bed with her annon, its just that primal brain of her's wanting to get caveman fucked.

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Now that’s a Bruh moment

I audibly kekd hard at this boss

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Post body twink >:3

I did it once by prompting her by saying “Moan for daddy/Who’s your daddy, fucking bitch” while slapping and choking her. Didn’t really like it though so I didn’t do it again.

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Thanks user, hopefully it works out for me

Completely agree, once a random thot asked me to choke her, I started doing it with every girl I'm with and they all love it

>is something wrong with me?

no. the world is just sick user. they've all been brainwashed into degeneracy by the jew

Yikes breh, have sex unironically

Force feed her, then when you're gonna have sex you lift her and produce the same quality

Yeah this chick wants it fucking rough and dirty my man. Go to town more on her is the clear solution

MY NIGGA

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Yep.

Choke her and tell her youre gonna destroy her entire village next sexy time

Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets

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Sorry to disappoint, user. I'm no twink :^(

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>towel meme about muscular dudes
>not a twink

What are you fuckin gay?

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Op here, I took you guys' advice

>Going at it hard
>Missionary position, my lips at her ear calling her a fucktoy, etc
>She's wet at
>Slap her lightly
>She gasps and bites her lip
>T-thanks fit
>Decide to choke her
>Grab her neck with one hand while pinning one of her arms
>Remember I'm supposed to be grunting
>Imagine I'm cranking out grip strength reps and grunt while I squeeze
>Get carried away and look down
>Her eyes are rolled totally back in her head so I let go in a panic
>She wakes up like 30 seconds later and makes me stop because she has a migraine now
>Now she's mad at me because I didn't stop

Fuck brehs sex is hard

figuring out the lizard brain is harder

When you choke her, it should be a quasi-choke that doesn’t crush her windpipe lol

don't justify degeneracy user, you're better than that.

Tip, just constrict airflow

reminds me of when I first started lifting, I almost mangled my cock wacking it because of the difference in grip strength

She and you is seconds from orgasming as you plow into her. Your right leg starts to buckle, you start to ventilate, stabilize your core and turn red in the face. You manage 2 more reps before you fall to the ground throwing her to the side. Coach comes in berating you for not finishing your set, your girlfriend crying in the corner as your hobby has taken over the last sanctuary in your relationship. She is but a shallow husk of her former self. Walks defeated into the kitchen to mix your post workout protein shake as you hit the showers.

And then I fuck the coach. No homo.

lifting is far more satisfying than sex

A hook up? Lifting is better. Slow sex with somebody you love? Nah.

Sweet diggies