Waifu General - /waifu/ #150

Thinking about Reisen's smile always keeps me motivated throughout the day!

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You're missing the Mexican artistically screeching, everyone disagreeing with each other, and shouting out what should be kept private.

Those are all part of the authentic pub experience m8

Okay I think. How about you Rem poster?

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I tried. can't blame me for trying

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Based Urabefag.

>artistically screeching
I dont even know if that was a typo

I find your lack of effort , disturbing

Not me

My gratitude
BEHOLD the fruit of my shit-tier editing skills.

Hopefully i dont trigger a tantrum with this

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>that many 3D girls in a waifu thread
Probably not the best picture for you to have chosen

Frikin saved.

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>Kaynfag is a hambeast
>Shegofag is a female(male)
>elsafag is a sticc dyke
Pretty accurate i say

When I mean "anime girls", it is a simplistic statement that covers all fictional girls if I am right... and actually, anime probably is the easiest route for me...

I can't really play video games with ease... especially modern ones... so I don't exactly have the luxury of things like Alice or Elizabeth... mine are mostly games with barebones story and thus few characters... or male-centric to the point any females are barely there if at all...

Plus, as said, I sort of need something more... casual... one thing I am sure about is that my eventual waifu would not be some highly skilled being... power causes disconnect...

Note it doesn't help at all that I don't really have any mediums I like... I find watching things boring and somewhat stressful... I find reading atrocious... comics are mundane... none of it appeals to me... I don't really have anything I can embrace as even a hobby... which is a big reason why I am so negative... [/spoiler]

>clowngirl
honk...honk...sad clown...

youtube.com/watch?v=Jiwh8g-TD2E

...you should do what makes you happy... that is always important... now what makes you happy is the hard part...

Happy early anniversary...

>pic related
fucking lol, well played

Why do people think Kayn poster is fat?

good evening lads!
I'm currently sitting here waiting for someone to leak s8e3 of GoT, can't be bothered to stay up until 3 AM to watch it. What's everyone else up to?

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>trick or treatment nightingale
What a whorish outfit

>find out that secret journey got an adaptation
>"made" by motherfucking queen bee
I feel horrible

The thread on /tv/ has pictures up
Not doing much at the moment

Well fuck you too
orignilt

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>The thread on /tv/ has pictures up
Saw them, have been hungrily scouring the internet for scraps of the episode, other than the images there's not much.

Final version from me.

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It feels like #100 was just yesterday

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>when your waifu gives you that look

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Look at this and tell me that it isnt whorish

AND THOSE SYRINGES ARE VISUAL EUPHENISMS FOR CONDOMS.
Thank you jesus for the prostate massage lewds

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It's unbelieveably sexy, I am always in awe of it

Very nice

POST MAID/BUTLER WAIFU

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Hello, Julie poster. How are you doing?

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Nothing whorish about a responsable nurse doing her job

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I'm doing pretty okay, sleeping schedule is messed up, and I know that if I stay up to watch the show I'll fuck it up more.

Sorry for not posting much recently, I've been preoccupied with Jurassic World Evolution and Skyrim, the former especially because they added my favourite dinosaur.

>GoT
>JWE
>Skyrim
Jesus christ , juliefag.
Could you be any more normalfag?

>sleeping schedule is messed up
that pretty much applies to all of us here.
> they added my favourite dinosaur
whichbone is that?

well I could be if I had a social life outside of the internet.
>someone enjoying a piece of popular media
lmao imagine that
Acrocanthosaurus atokensis. A sauropod hunting (not in game sadly) theropod from the early cretaceous of North America. It's super fucking cool. Here's how it looks in game with the vivid reskin.
prnt.sc/ndy03p

youtube.com/watch?v=TB1fptaCWlE

My mood is best expressed through music... for music is all I feel... listening to this on repeat... trying to produce a little blood without it being noticeable or too lasting...

>Insulting user's waifu

You're the worst.

well, at least you're able to express your emotions somehow.
Are you an able singer, Waifuless user? do you play any other instrument?

one of the highest tier waifus in existence, good god

I try to sing... I love singing... but I am atrocious at vocals sadly... I play guitar... but not very well...

Glad to hear that you've got something to be passionate about. maybe go on singing lessons if you want to get better? as for guitar, it's practice my friend, you can do it!

Who knows, maybe you'll be one of the greats one day.

I doubt it... I have been trying both for a decade... and I also hate putting professionalism into something... once it involves proper procedures and expectations it starts getting more depressing...

Listen to me, you sombrero-wearin', taco-eatin', wall-jumpin', drug-smugglin', illegal-immigratin', coffee bean growin', soap-opera watchin', Spanish-speakin', shitskin-havin', Latina-shaggin', lawn-mowin', house-keepin', human sacrificin', pinata-beatin', skull-worshippin', tourist-beheadin', tequila-drinkin', Mariachi band playin', burro-shaggin', highway-robbin', Luchador-wrestlin', Aztec-fetishizin' product of Spaniard BVLL gang rape, there is nothing wrong - NOTHING WRONG - with playing Skyrim in the year of Our Lord 2019. Git tae fuck, mate.

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Now that is the spirit.

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I can't stop laughing at this, have a (you) my patrician friend.
Pic related, it's my skyrim playtime

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That's a solid based meridafren

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this is the best post on Jow Forums today, perhaps ever

Donde recontra putas perras madres has estado?
Que te parece dhibli?

The farthest back I can track my WoW playtime is when they implemented achievements into the game

>so I don't exactly have the luxury of things like Alice or Elizabeth
>things
Did you just call my waifu a "thing" or do you mean her game?

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He meant videogames like the ones where alice and liz appear , kurwa.

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Here's the oldest one I could find

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how much is it?

update on GoT: I got what I asked for, but not exactly. someone leaked the episode as a 4 minute gif. /tv/ is freaking out over it and what happens in it. I'll watch the episode tomorrow I guess, might try to get an early night.

How much is what

playtime total, based on when they started recording achievements. Unless I'm a tard and you posted it before.

There's no actual playtime calculator since the account was created, my best calculations put me somewhere around 40,000 hours

Just imagine what you could have achieved if that time was spent improving yourself for waifu.

hm, I see, that's quite a fucking lot

That is a pretty cool dino.

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If that's the case, then I'm sorry, ellipsisanon. I hope you can understand my mistake.

I know right? I've considered naming one after my waifu in-game.

If any of you want to name a dino in the parks I build, tell me, I'd be more than happy to do so.

This was the reason that made me drop dota2 and CSGO.

And i jumped straight into SC2 and Factorio

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I could have done a lot with that time
It's kind of regretful desu

Post waifu cooking!

Ningun lado, solamente no estaba de animo para postear
dhibli? Un typo de Ghibli?

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Una artista h que le encanta cierto fetiche

>You will never play hide and seek with waifu

Hide and seek is not really fun with just 2 players

>YWN play hide and seek with your waifu in ghillie suits, slotting Russians left and right in The Zone.
youtube.com/watch?v=ReOoZbWixlc

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>Tfw I'll never play an interactive game of Hide and Seek with Misaki where she uses Mental Out on people to give me hints as to where she might be hiding in a riddle type fashion

Now that would be fun

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animal crossing! specifically the little mobile game.

it's fine to play and enjoy skyrim unless you use shit mods

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what is it with women and animal crossing

>like shining gems
My waifu's eyes ARE shining gems.

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>Her eyes
Come on mate it isnt even her own head at this point

i couldn't find anything of him cooking food, but.. i have quite a few of him cooking illicit chemical compounds.

you can play dress up, and plant flowers, and decorate your home, and make friends, and all sorts of stuff like that. i don't know what you need me to tell you, user.

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My waifu and her eyes are still stunningly beautiful. I hope you are not trying to insinuate otherwise.

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More questions.

What footwear does waifu use?

Would you like to see him/her/it using any kind of specific footwear?

Can you take care and shine leather footwear?

Is polishing your loved one's footwear while she/he/it is wearing them romantic?
Because i fucking love it and it makes my heart melt

Are there any beauty-care activities that your loved one does?

Would you like to help them with them?
Like brushing their hair , cutting their nails , etc.

Is there any beauty-care/self-care activity that you would like for your waifu to do for you?
Like shaving your face , cutting your hair , cleaning your ears , trimming your nails , popping the zits on your back.

this sounds like a job for
REM

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That's great but Yuri is still a treasure regardless.

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Spent 2 years playing rust instead of going to school, not the best choice ive made lmao.

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How possessive/jealous is your loved one?

Are they the kind of person that jumps to conclusions or do they interrogate you first?

If a major misunderstanding happened , how far could they go?
Lets say that the hot neighbor fell on top of you and your loved one witnessed the neighbor being on top of you.
Or that a coworker gave you friendly chocolates on valentines and they found the box in the fridge.

Do you like how possessive they can get?

Would you like it if they went full yandere like pic related?

How possessive/jealous are you?

Do you jump to conclusions quickly?

How would you react to such a misunderstanding , considering that you only have the worst possible info from it (you didnt see the neighbor fall or you dont know that they are just friendly chocolates).

Would your loved one like your possessiveness?

How would your loved one prove that you are hers/his and hers/his only to your peer?

How would you do it?

Excuse the dump of questions but i am procrastinating

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She looks very cute in a maid outfit. The fact I can't find any art of her as a butler is tragic.

She wears the same shoes as all the other gems.
There's no footwear I especially want to see art of.
I wouldn't have a clue how to, though her shoes aren't leather so it probably wouldn't matter.

She doesn't put too much effort into her appearance, though she is so stunningly beautiful that she doesn't need to either.
I'd quite like to polish and clean every inch of her beautiful body.

I don't know the answer to most of these questions, it's not something that ever comes up. She did have one time where she went a bit yandere, I wouldn't mind it.

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Just watched the new Avengers. That scene at the end where Cap is slow dancing with the wife he always wanted and thought he could never have got to me. God I wish I could slow dance with Saya forever each of us mutually embracing and keeping us safe in each other's arms.

I want waifu to dress like this for the bedroom. An absolute masterpiece.

Well, so long as it's not just vanilla Skyrim.

>ywn hunt or be hunted by waifu in the woods with nothing but the clothes on your back and your mind to outwit the greatest of predators

Bare feet. While I like a good boot it would be a shame to hide those cuties.

I don't think she does anything to herself but she would enjoy bathing with me. Honestly she could do whatever she wants with my body so long as she asks. Not that she can't force the issue when I'm sleeping

Both of us are jealous and possessive lovers. I still believe mutual yandere is the purest form of love. We would be forced to work together because of her nature and I think together, there wouldn't be much short of an artillery bombardment plus team of operators to confirm the remains that could stop us.

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Some questions too.
How does waifu react to stress?
Is she the type to break down when it all becomes too much?
Is she a very responsible person?

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>footwear
Some cute black or white shoes that go with her uniform. She also wears sandals often.
>specific footwear
Not really.
>shine leather shoes
I haven't before, but it shouldn't be hard.
>Is polishing your loved one's footwear while she/he/it is wearing them romantic?
>Because i fucking love it and it makes my heart melt
It's definitely among cute acts that I like.
>beauty care
Nah. She doesn't use makeup or brush her hair. She has good hygiene though.
>Would you like to help them with them?
>Like brushing their hair , cutting their nails , etc.
Of course, I'd love to pamper and pretty her up someday.
>Is there any beauty-care/self-care activity that you would like for your waifu to do for you?
I'd gladly let her do those things. It'd be heartwarming to do activities like that together.

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>How possessive/jealous is your loved one?
Quite.
>Are they the kind of person that jumps to conclusions or do they interrogate you first?
She interrogates me at scissorpoint.
>If a major misunderstanding happened , how far could they go?
>Lets say that the hot neighbor fell on top of you and your loved one witnessed the neighbor being on top of you.
She'd get pissed and would confront us with her death stare and a harsh voice.
>Or that a coworker gave you friendly chocolates on valentines and they found the box in the fridge.
She'd ask me where I got it with a piercing glare.
>Do you like how possessive they can get?
Yes, I'm glad she values me so much.
>Would you like it if they went full yandere like pic related?
Sure. Imagining her with dull, bloody scissors and tracing a heart of blood on me with her finger sounds nice.
However, another part of me wants to see her remain innocent. Like I said, I'd love that she cherishes me so much that she'd to kill someone who's "in the way", but I want her to be safe and innocent.
>How possessive/jealous are you?
If she were real, very.
>Do you jump to conclusions quickly?
Never really thought about it.
>How would you react to such a misunderstanding
In the neighbor case, I'd grab the fuck by the collar and demand an explanation. In the valentines case, I'd ask her about the chocolates.
>Would your loved one like your possessiveness?
Yes, it's something we share.
>How would your loved one prove that you are hers/his and hers/his only to your peer?
She'd give me her drool and tell me that we have a special and unbreakable bond like none other.
>How would you do it?
I'm not sure. It has to be something unique. I've thought about telling her that I'd devote myself to her and offer her anything I can give. A task I can do, words I can say, or even a part of my body. It's probably not the most creative, but it's what I've come up with so far. At least she was willing to wait.

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Best I could find.
And how are you doing, Kiyoposter? Is everything alright? You don't post as much as you used to.
>What footwear does waifu use?
Wonderland Alice wears plated high gothic boots while London Alice wears some basic shoes of a girl from the late 1800s from the lower-class.
>Would you like to see him/her/it using any kind of specific footwear?
Yes. I wish I could see her wearing trainers or sneakers.
>Can you take care and shine leather footwear?
Probably.
>Is polishing your loved one's footwear while she/he/it is wearing them romantic?
I don't find it to be really romantic but I'd gladly do it for her if she was tired and asked me to do so.
>Are there any beauty-care activities that your loved one does?
I don't know. She is too poor in real world for that kind of things.
>Would you like to help them with them?
Yes, I'd love to.
>Is there any beauty-care/self-care activity that you would like for your waifu to do for you?
No. I prefer doing these things alone.

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>How does waifu react to stress?
She's less focused and coordinated.
>Is she the type to break down when it all becomes too much?
Don't know, haven't seen her in a situation that bad. She's good at keeping calm and collected.
>Is she a very responsible person?
Yes, she does her schoolwork, keeps a neat apartment, and is an excellent girlfriend.

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Is there anything that you like doing? I know you like music and the like, but is there anything else? I think finding some sort of interest would probably help you. Though you don't even have to like something to find a waifu in it. It's no secret that I dislike Date a Live and have no love for anime in general. I just happened to find Kotori, like a diamond in the rough. Or maybe a ruby in the rough since she's all red and fiery and stuff. But anyway, I still do not think you are incapable of love. I think you may just tell yourself that you are in order to keep yourself from getting hurt. Hell, I think you said as much earlier. I think you could manage to feel something if you just let yourself. I know that others may have set you on this relatively self-destructive path, but it is up to you to change course. You are more capable than you believe yourself to be. You believe you can not be independent. I know you can be. You just need to build up the skills that matter to you. You said before you could not cook. I think you should find a dish and practice making it. That will develop a skill and give you something that you can actually be proud of. It isn't much, but I think it would be a good first step in proving to yourself that you aren't useless.Stewing in your own negativity will only lead you to further ruin.I want to help, but sometimes I wonder if you even want to be helped. That is not an attack, just a statement.
>Happy early anniversary
Thanks, I guess.
A waitress outfit will have to suffice.
>spoiler
Yes, I thought it was a good ending for both the movie and the character. Still jealous that I'll never get to dance the night away with my waifu though.

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>How possessive/jealous is your loved one?
She's somewhat possessive, I think she has problems handling feelings such as love
>Are they the kind of person that jumps to conclusions or do they interrogate you first?
When love is in question she'd jump to conclusions instantly
>If a major misunderstanding happened , how far could they go?
She would probably get physical, worst case scenario I get blown 10 kilometers away
>Do you like how possessive they can get?
Not really, I would obviously appreciate how much she cares but I'd rather have her complete trust. It would feel much more romantic if she knew me so well that she wouldn't even need to bring up a thing like that because she understands I would never even consider anyone else, but I guess something like that develops over time
>Would you like it if they went full yandere like pic related?
No
>How possessive/jealous are you?
I can get pretty possessive, I never voice those feelings but it would probably be different with her
>Do you jump to conclusions quickly?
Yes but I try not to be irrational
>How would you react to such a misunderstanding
I would obviously be pissed but if she truly is the girl of my dreams then I'd have faith in her
>Would your loved one like your possessiveness?
I could see her being flattered by something like that
>What footwear does waifu use?
The same as everyone else in (((that))) show
>Would you like to see him/her/it using any kind of specific footwear?
Below the knee leather boots
>Can you take care and shine leather footwear?
I've never done it but I doubt it's rocket science
>Are there any beauty-care activities that your loved one does?
Aside from the ordinary ones? I don't think so
>Would you like to help them with them?
No, that's her personal thing, besides she's not an invalid. I'm a firm believer that you don't have to do literally everything together with your loved one
>for you
No

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>How possessive/jealous is your loved one?
I don't know but she really cares about those who are dear to her. I believe she could be pretty possessive.
>Are they the kind of person that jumps to conclusions or do they interrogate you first?
I think she'd jump to conclusions at first more likely but I believe that she would look for a more rational explanation after cooling down.
>If a major misunderstanding happened , how far could they go?
I don't know really.
>Would you like it if they went full yandere like pic related?
I'd fucking LOVE it. I love my Alice with all my heart and it would be so great if she would care about me this much. It would feel like heaven if I were sure that she will never leave me.
>How possessive/jealous are you?
Extremely. If she was real, I'd want to spent every single second of my life while beaing near her. I'd be constantly worried about her if she would be away from me.
>Do you jump to conclusions quickly?
Yes.
>How would you react to such a misunderstanding , considering that you only have the worst possible info from it >you didnt see the neighbor fall
I push him with either both of my arms or a light pushing kick to the torso asking him what the fuck is he doing.
>you dont know that they are just friendly chocolates
I ask her what is this and how did she got them. I'd believe her explanation and tell her that next time she should tell me about something like that so I wouldn't be surprised. Then I hug her tightly and tell her that she should understand that I'm like this because of my love for her and I'd never want to lose her. And that if there's anything she wants, I will provide it to her.

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>Would your loved one like your possessiveness?
I just hope she would understand that I deeply love her and there will never be another woman in my life that I will love as much as I love Alice.
I'm also afraid that she could misunderstand my intentions as her sister died because some guy was obsessed with her. I'd never want to be compared to that sick fuck. I deeply love Alice and I would never harm her. Even if she would reject me or do something that would hurt me.
>How would your loved one prove that you are hers/his and hers/his only to your peer?
I don't know.
>How would you do it?
I'd go on a spontaneous date with her, buy her some plushie or dress or compose some music.
>How does waifu react to stress?
It depends on what kind of stress but she has a strong psyche so I believe that she could handle it.
>Is she the type to break down when it all becomes too much?
Yes. She's a fragile girl. But no matter what happens, she's capable of facing the difficulties.
>Is she a very responsible person?
I think she is.

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No clue then

I'll never forgive those unfaithful villagers from New Leaf who abandoned my beautiful town while I couldn't play

Haven't been on a good mood lately due to usual waifufag sadness so I just didn't have much to say, thank you for asking friend. How have you been?

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>What footwear does waifu use?
maid shoes.
>Would you like to see him/her/it using any kind of specific footwear?
not realy. im not a big guy for footwear.

>Can you take care and shine leather footwear?
i can, havent done it in forever though.

>How possessive/jealous is your loved one?
not that i ever would want to find out.

>Are they the kind of person that jumps to conclusions or do they interrogate you first?
she would deffenitly interrogate first.

>Would you like it if they went full yandere like pic related?
yes.

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