Go to gym to bust your ass off so you look attractive for your gf

What a stud. He could happily fuck the brains out of my gf and hopefully get her knocked up so I could raise a son with chad genes.

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throw her out and fuck him

Bumthead? Ith that you??

based

Do the warmachine but be smart enough to kill myself on time.

he worked harder

kek

No one ‘deserves’ their gf. You gotta earn her.

If you want a hot gf expect the competition to be fierce and constant.

Get fucked you beta cuck

My fiancee prefers black guys. I have to accept it. I love her.

She says other guys get to fuck her but only i can make love to her.

Im a legit cuckold and your post made me cringe. Beta as fuck.

CUUUUUUUCK

Obviously. I have a cock cage as well. Im a subby hubby. Ill take a pic of the cage if anyone wants to see

Send me a dm! Upboat!

Do your wife's children know that you have that cage?

My wife has gotten several abortions, she thinks children are disgusting, and ruin the environment

>"I ordered sausage. . . wheres the S-A-U-S-A-G-E!?"

Why did I read this in Arnold’s voice kek??

cuck

This is some top quality cuck olderly right there.

Hahaha, thank you for that mighty kek.

Kek just did that too

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Rape him and make her watch

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hehe

Ignore that guyMe and my fiancee havent had children yet. She wants to do more sexual stuff before we start a family. If Calum wanted to fuck her id strongly encourage it, and it would be a massive turn on.

I hate how handsome he is, my partner would probably get wet just being around him. Pic related is my cage

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Just off yourself. It's for your own good.

Since I have no gf, he would by lying there alone with a pizza with me sitting in a chair and masturbating over his physique, like most of Jow Forums

Ask him to hook me up on some juice

Based

Cringe. Post body nigger

You serve no purpose to society other than being a slave to the system.

You will die old and regretful.

Do Jow Forums actually look like this? Slim waist low bf% broad shoulders and overall athletic build

there is no fucking way he ate that pizza, that would FUCKING DESTROY HIS GAINS THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY

My gf isn't attractive enough to fuck calum.

On another note, that pizza looks delicious.

Fair play I don't blame either of them.

She owes me money. As long as she pays me back.

kill them
cook them
put them in that fucking pizza
eat that fucking pizza

this guy is so fragile, i'd just jon jones kick him in the knee

hide the roids

On tren you will want to fuck ANYTHING that remotely looks feminine even if it’s a trap.

>this is your brain on cuck porn

No I wont, cause I dont take drugs to have big muscles lol

In referring to Calum you dumb nigger. Since he is on tren he would still want to fuck your gf no matter how unattractive she is to him.

Yikes, let me guess, you call yourself a feminist ally too, am I right cuckhold?

Please just comitbsuicide. A disgusting degenerate faggot like you won't be a good father. Make sure you kill your girl first though as I am certain she wont make a good mother.

Break his knee again and punch him as hard as I can on his previously torn bicep

>it's real
Jesus fucking christ. How do you sink this low.

this except I take the whole thing

>fuck off, get your own pillow

Sleep tight with them.

OH NO NO NO NO

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you are part of the problem

I hope I don’t get any shit for what I’m about to say, but it’s a public forum so I have the right to post this.
I’ve recently began dating a tart, or as you would say, slut, whore or biggaloo. I was somewhat hesitant to get into a relationship with her at first since we met at a coffee shop and she approached me from nowhere, just as I finished an important phone call with my boss regarding my commission from the last lot of homes I sold, and she promptly asked me where I was taking her on our date.

I thought it was some sort of joke but long story short the date went well, I took her to a very expensive restaurant and ordered wine and all that jazz. We’ve been dating for about 2 weeks now and she told me that she’s starting to change her ways, for example we haven’t had sex yet (and we’re not going to either, so she remains ‘pure’ until the time is right) even though she’s had plenty of men, and some women, before. I don’t know the exact numbers but it is quite high.
However with me she says she wants to become a better person and learn to restrain herself, which I approve of and buy her jewellery and other treats as motivation to better herself.

Some of you may call me a cuck, but I find that to be a very condescending term and completely wrong with my situation. Instead she is transitioning into a beautiful woman who I am considering starting a family with one day.

Is this a new pasta

Ask for a slice of pizza

That's why you go for the nerdy girl that doesn't put much into her appearance. They are great in the long run. Like an investment.

based and checked

Fuck guy.
Now I have two gf.

>go to gym to bust your ass off so you look attractive for your gf
what kind of stupid cuck faggot would do this?

Kick "gf" off the bed and have rough sweaty sex with him

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stop posting

kick her out and get my boyhole ready for a rough night

i would thank my gf, tell her to get the fuck out, and then i would succ him off

The guy can barely form a full sentence, as if you'd want to raise his child

>thinking intelligence matters in this world

It’s all about looks in this world. Calum doesn’t even have a high school degree yet he earns more than 5 doctors together just for lifting everyday and getting filmed to do so.

I’m assuming satire but if not: Please Kill Yourself

Can’t turn a hoe into a housewife

His estimated net worth is $2m. Doctors individually make that in a few years (mean salary 300k), so he's not worth more than one doctor, let alone five.

Calum is natty he just has good genetics like Arnold

If you like her, you like her, just don't get married or have kids. People can certainly change to be better people but for most people, changing as a person is a fantasy that they can delude themselves into for about 5 years at most. And if she decides one day that she hates this person she's become, you're gonna put yourself through a messy divorce and crippling custody battles.

Don't let any of these secret cuck ultra-conservative larpers tell you that you can't be happy with a whore, just don't stick your throat out and expect to not get it sliced.

>No one ‘deserves’ their gf. You gotta earn her.

these two statements contradict each other

>believing a retarded net-worth website that makes up numbers

I would bet he's worth considerably more than that

question how I got a gf

is your gf a large stuffed bear?
he can keep her

bang him while eating a slice

>kill the pizza
>fuck the bear
>eat the guy

kek I could have sworn it was bait. You know I get many fetishes, but this... people like you are the reason slavery worked so well around the world for millennia.

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So these are the legitimate faggot tranny cucks that are flocking to Jow Forums.

>I'm gonna reply to as many posts as I can so I can get responses and feel like I'm important

here's your (you), tool

>t. Cuck upset he was called out as being an effeminate cuck

I'm not a cuck, just gay. Would never have a gf to be cucked by.

>I'm not a cuck, just gay
My original post still applies perfectly.

I don’t know about the faggots on here wearing dresses and letting their wives fuck other men but homosexuality is the ultimate form and embrace of masculinity. Nothing like fucking your boys after a long hard workout then getting a six pack, firing up the grill and watching the game.

>skip through the door
>"pizza time! Alright!"
>throw self into bed between the two of them
>grab 3 large slices out the middle right where his dick is
>lean uncomfortably close and stuff a whole slice in my mouth
>maintain eye contact and compliment his choice of toppings with my mouth full
>laugh outrageously when he shoots that Chad quip back at me
>toss other two slices on the bed
>roll over and hump gf's leg while telling her about my workout
>breathe pizza breath into her face the whole time
>roll off
>take one more bite out of a fresh slice
>wipe hands off on his leg
>"gotta go babe, the boys are playing soccer on the quad tonight, love you both!"
>return in 2 hours to find him gone and her pissed

>a biggaloo
I can assure you I'd never say such a thing

Sit on his penis and make out with him and kiss his biceps, then let him nail me as hard as he wants. Meanwhile hopefully the unwelcome female leaves

This bait just get longer and longer but the quality is as low as ever.

>hot girl pussy MUST be put on a pedestal as it is more special than i'll ever be

ask him his routine

ask for a slice pussy

This has to be bait, but I am concerned I find it relatable.

Kill her and rape him.