Just recieved this, what the fuck do i do now?
Jow Forums prepared me for heavy weights but not this
Just recieved this, what the fuck do i do now?
Be yourself. You can do it.
Tell her "I want to ear another mans shit out of her ass. jk but if you want to..."
text her:
>aaaaaAaaaaAaaAaaAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
>I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMIINNGG!
Send shirtless pic saying come over, look at cbt thread for poses that aren’t autistic
Basado y rojopilleado
Nudes are for high schoolers.
Taking your clothes off and fucking should either be incredibly spontaneous or a very tense, slow build up with no teasing. This nonsense just throws the pacing of fucking somebody off completely. It doesn't help that it's awkward as fuck because sending a text message will never, EVER capture the carnal reaction that a man feels when seeing a woman naked in person. We're animals at heart.
Anyway, tell her that she reminds you of your mom. Chicks love that shit.
respond with "lol"
suffocating inside is the only option
I choose Man's death, and your ass shall be the executioner
They say you should find something you love and let it kill you and I just found mine
beee yourself
This is a female (male) right lads?
first, don't go to an imageboard to post her picture
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No, tell her taht she reminds you of your younger sister
send dick pic if 8inch or bigger, if not show abs
send her a pic back you absolute mong. also tell her you want to hit her ass like a bongo drum and that you have impeccable rhythm.
have sex
respond with
>Yikes
Response her with an Ass pic OP, that shit turns them on , or with a video of yourself eeating your COOOOOOOOOOOM AAAAAAH
More pics?
I have and I do, it's just more fun when I don't know what a body looks like until it's bare in front of me imo. Teasing is cool when it's, like, promiscuous to share nudies and shit, but again, that's for fucking high schoolers. What grown adult would ever conceivably send a nude like "oh teehee i'm so naughty", like nigga we have full time jobs, car payments, and we're horny, stop playing games.
If true, this , then this .
You literally sound like a virgin
t. boomer
>romanticizing a naked body this much
Literally shit virgins do. Otherwise you're underage b&.
Have sex
If digits, do this
Send a upper body pic and be cool about it. That bitch is worth a proper fuck.
pretending op can satisfy her
Dubs do this
Fuck off op you stupid cunt
Dew it OP (if dubs)
tell her to come over you peabrain
>thotposting
>current year
kill yourself, cumbrain
GOD DAMN FUUUCKK OP I NEED MORRE SO I CAN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM UHGG UHGGGGGG UHGGGGGGGGGGGGGG YES YES YES YES YES YE YS YES YES YES YE SY YES I NEEDDD MOREE TO COMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
t. coping virgin who isn't inferring that OP is literally about to have real sex with a breathing warm body
Step 1. Show off her private pic on the internet to get shared all over so she knows you did it. Oh and include her face so you'll never get pussy again.
G-girl?
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaAaaaAaaaAAAAAH
UNNNGH OH OOOH COOOOOOOOOKMMMINNG!
I'd likely reply
>Is this an invitation over?
t. coping degenerate inferring meaningless sex with whores is all that matters in life
Look at all that cellulite bitch has never even seen a squat in her entire life jesus christ get to the gym what a fucking homunculus of a woman
oh my god it's real fucking cope KEK
you guys shitting on porn/masturbating is one thing but literally acting like having sex is a degenerate act holy FUCK
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holy fuck she is hot, have fun op
>cottage cheese ass
Ghost the bitch.
>0 results
oh fug
not bad
shut the fuck up. everyone loves naked people and always has
Do this
That ass is disgusting
Bready big difference between a nude portrait celebrating the beauty of the human form vs "I want to have sex with you but not RIGHT this instant so here's my ass".
Rollan
She looks like a good breeder tbdesu
Having sex with a whore who would send a picture like this to anyone other than her longtime boyfriend/husband is degenerate.
thas good
Rolling for this
>forcing a meme with 2 other people hoping people catch on
Based and coompilled
What about conquering your enemies and breeding their women
Why ? Whats degenerate about it ? How does it affect you ?
Imagine bending her over, slide those panties to the side slowly with my dick, opening her big fat jiggle ass, stick you dick inside her ass and start banging her hard as fuck, her ass will jiggle back and forth and she is screaming "faster faster" "harder hard" "grab my hair", its literally a dream coming true to fuck this perfect ass, after you destroyed her ass you quickly stick you dick inside her pussy and fill her out with tons of cum, she will scream and be confused you came inside her, but you don't care, despite cumming your dick is still hard as fuck from that big jiggly phat ass, you keep fucking her and fucking her for hours
Roll
Just reply back...
"Nice"
The ambiguity will amp up her insecurity. She'll have a rollercoaster of emotions ranging from panic to fear.
Then before she can reply with something like "that's all you have to say?!" and/or develop justifications as to why you are not impressed i.e. "he must see so many other girls"
Add something extra. A compliment of some kind to alleviate her fear/tension.
And ?
Id drive over there and fuck her. What the fuck are you doing wasting your time asking for advice from these faggots
basado y rojopastillado
rolling
Or maybe send a picture of you doing same pose (hope you've been working out back and glutes) and say "am I doing it right?"
Nobody? COPE
This is actually based and playful.
But I'm rolling for this.
Send an butt pic back and glutemog that floppy ass sloot
You've been training glutes, right?
t. attila the hun
It doesn't affect me in the slightest. I just hate seeing people on this board wasting their potential and youth chasing after easy lays and not focusing on finding a qt wife to breed and build a life together with. That's why 90% of this board is NGMI.
>wat do
If you're actually fit, just be autistically stoic like the guy from Drive. Might not work every time, but it'll work usually.
Cringe and onions
You can do both at the same time. Easy lays shouldnt be integrated in your life. You meet them and fuck them. Its not a distraction if you keep your focus on the things that matter.
I second asking if thats an invitation to come over.
I think its weird for men to send nudes. Seems like a very female activity. Just me.
>....yeah
>Having sex ... is degenerate
literally nothing else in your post matters but this
actual incel cope good fucking lord
The only correct response is btb.
Also, go in raw and nut as deep as you can inside her
No... Tell her that she reminds you of her younger sister.
You sound like a degenerate. The man is right and has taste.
Nah, not really my thing
Give her....the dick.
BASED
>You can do both at the same time.
You can try but that dopamine hit from banging 7/10 gym sluts is always going to be nagging your brain. Look at and using literal tumblr tranny tier insults when someone questions their meaningless lifestyle. Do you think they're focusing on the real things that matter? No.. they're probably on tinder right now jonesing for that next dopamine hit from banging a literal land whale.
No. No it doesn't bro. Being aloof and stoic ONLY works if you are really good looking, and even then it's not the behavior doing you any favors, it's just that you can get away with murder if you are good looking enough.
Seriously this
>tfw happily married 33 year old male being called out as a tranny tumblr (tumblr doesnt even have porn anymore lmao) by a school shooter
feels weird man
OH GOD OH FUCK fap fap fap HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT FEMALE HAS SUCH A NICE BUTT I JUST WISH I COULD SMELL IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I WANNA SMELL HER UNWASHED BUTT AFTER SHE WORKS OUT fap fap fap AHHHHHHHHHH breaths heavily HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I BET SHE LIKES SUCKING BLACK DICK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE DOPAMINES ARE COMING TO ME BABY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH GOD OH FUCK I THINK IM ABOUT TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OH GOD OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA spit noises AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG spit noises ahhh
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Give us her ig
Looking for this
Built for BBC
I didn't call you a tumblr tranny. I said you use the same insults those freaks use.
>(tumblr doesnt even have porn anymore lmao)
Imagine actually knowing this.
works for me, user and I look a lot like this guy, so no model.
low quality bait
it's good enough for tinder sluts anyway, they aren't looking for a real relationship so it's best to put in the bare minimum effort to get what you want out of them (I'm talking about the PUSS, if you catch my drift)
>Imagine actually knowing this.
Anyone not functionally retarded that invests money was aware of this you fucking autistic moron. Yahoo buying TUMBLR was huge news, Them blocking porn resulted in a massive stock sell off. not being in the know would have nuked the shit out of a large chunk of my investment portfolio. being in the know made me 220k Euros after taxes.
You dumb underage polcel nigger.
Based as fuck
a homunculus is supposed to be tiny you subhuman
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All other whites and coombrains will get mad but that ass can't be pleased with a tiny white cock
Granny ass