user, you realize having a gf is hard work right? If you don't put in work on yourself and take care of yourself, why would anyone think you can look out for them too?
Girls need their hair brushed. Girls need reassurance. Girls need new collars to match the latest fashions. Girls need to feel protected. Girls need a new big brother. Girls need to have a new father figure. Girls need their penises petted under their skirt when they make you happy. Girls need help pursuing their dreams in return for being the girl of your dreams. Girls need to be given poppers and dissociative drugs to help make them dumber and more obedient. Girls need designer makeup. Girls need to be spanked when they spill their icecream. Girls need diaper changes. Girls need Reese's Puffs. Girls need a wedding, in Japan when the cherryblossoms are falling.
>b-but I'm a NEET with extensive knowledge of Jow Forums memes Step it up user...
>Girls need new collars to match the latest fashions. >Girls need their penises petted under their skirt when they make you happy. >Girls need to be given poppers and dissociative drugs to help make them dumber and more obedient. >Girls need to be given poppers and dissociative drugs to help make them dumber and more obedient. >Girls need to be spanked when they spill their icecream. >Girls need diaper changes. If chicks need these, I think i'll pass.
Isaac Mitchell
>needing to keep females continuously drugged so they won't run away from you
>the discord server spam got deleted absolutely based jannies
Jaxson Ramirez
>girls need you to be their father Women do not need you to be controlling in this way, and every woman worth her salt finds it patronizing.
Andrew Myers
Fun thing is, a girl with a dick actually makes sense as a top tier fantasy, role reversal in its purest form
Of course males had to ruin it all as usual.
Robert Collins
>males had to ruin it all as usual. Huh? Women don't know what they need, that's kinda the problem.
Carter King
kill yourself trannoid subhuman
Grayson Nguyen
>b-but I'm a NEET with extensive knowledge of Jow Forums memes user... you're not making things easier for yourself. Girls just don't find your attitude attractive.
You need to be a trap and suck my dick, faggot. If you don't like that, it's because you don't know what you need, and I deserve to chain you down and rape you until you realize I know better than you about what your needs are.
