How can a white guy go this mode?

How can a white guy go this mode?

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fight journeymen bums to pad ur record

Be brought up as an experiment and trained like a pitbull that is beat everyday and taught to kill for money
t. Mike Tyson

We don't. We pay those monekys to fight in designated cages for our own entertainment. It's not like they've any braincells to lose anyways.

Get melanin injections
Eat your opponents children
Praise Allah

This is a serious thread, can I get some serious responses

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You can’t. Pretty sure Tyson was like 200 lbs when he was 13 years old or some shit.

this is not serious bread, it's just another racefighting shitflinging bullshit

Tyson emulated Jack Dempsey even dressing and talking like him at times.

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Be a genetic fucking freak. I wonder if herschel Walker couldve went toe to toe against Mike Tyson if hed gotten into boxing instead of football.

white guy mode is Tommy Morrison

if you really want to get body mike tyson it will come down to you needing to be short or have god tier genetics do boxing for 2 years then focus short term fights aka speed and strength

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Aids and cocaine all night and Tommy was still better than 98%.

How funny it would be to see a prime Tyson and Morrison absolutely fucking destroying the last decade of "champions".
Wilder and Fury would be out in one. The brothers would be done in 5. Lol
Boxing sucks now.

Morrison was a can

You aren't using that word correctly.
He was 48-3-1.
He literally was beating grown men at 14 fighting on a fake I D.
For future reference you were trying to say can crusher. And no, he wasn't.

A can would have a massive loss record.

just eat plenty and train as much as you eat

He was a can lol

The true hero fit deserves is Sam Langford.

>5 ft 7 12 in/ 1.71m manlet
>worked as a logger, bricklayer and ox driver
>crushed lanklets by punchmogging
>fought every division from lightweight to heavyweight
>record of 256 total fights, but in reality maybe over 600
>29 losses
>More then 120 wins by kayo
>5 Time Coloured Heavyweight champion of the world
>Dempsey beleived him to be the best fighter ever
>Dempsey and Johnson were afraid of him
>everyone ducked him due to punching power (like GGG)
>offensive nickname (Boston Tarbaby)
>SS tier legs

Johnson:
>I don’t want to fight that little smoke. He’s got a chance to win against anyone in the world.

Dempsey:
>The Hell I feared no man. There was one man, he was even smaller than I, I wouldn’t fight because I knew he would flatten me. I was afraid of Sam Langford.

Langford;
>Don’t nobody need to feel sorry for old Sam. I had plenty of good times. I been all over the world. I fought maybe 600 fights, and every one was a pleasure

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the only man that morrison lost to was him self with the party lifestyle if he hadn't of got aids he would have been on par with tyson or maybe even better

Last interesting heavyweight was Toney. Too bad he had no discipline, he could have been goat.

Won against Foreman, cant be a can.

>“He was a good puncher, he could hit, and he moved his head well,” Foreman said. “He had a good style. I thought he’d have a great career.”

He was a can heheheh.lol .

try shadow boxin for a few minutes, punching as fast as you can and doing all the movements boxers do to avoid punches. Your abs will be burning up. That's how you get such a big core.

Then get some injections of melanin to darken you skin

Imagine writing all this out and dick riding a nigger this hard

have sex

Be a slav (snownigger) like fedor. Or some icelandic unit like halfthor, the hyperboreans are strange

Dont talk to women unless they have fornicated with you. That's it.

so much wasted potential

a good diet and SS for 2 years

eh sounds p based desu

imagine being you, what a nightmare

half-native american, not really "white"