>Post tips, tricks, stories, etc here.
Well lads I've decided I want to try this thing out foreals. It recently dawned on me that my landlord may think I'm a faggot and I have to prove him wrong. Anyone have any tips (behavioral, aesthetic) to ups the chance of matching and actually getting a date going?
>It recently dawned on me that my landlord may think I'm a faggot
top kek m8
>I have to prove him wrong
Why though?
Anyway, I think it's important to get a nice haircut, wear some expensive clothes that match and take a picture with perfect angle. Also a cliche background like nature is still better than your room. If you can't have someone help you (sister or whatever) at least post it on /soc/ or something and ask them if it's good.
>behavioral
Literally just b urself bro My brother met his current gf of one year on tinder, so it's better to try your chances at showing whom you really are so that maybe you can build an actual relationship together. Obviously that doesn't mean that you shouldn't concede, try to get into some of her normie stuff and encourage her to do the same.
>Why though?
Basically I can't be in the lower class of all the tenants, right now I'm just some gay kid who doesn't know how to do anything, if I'm a kid who may have a baby soon I think he's more likely to help me out and stay off my back. As in I'm currently very expendable
Your brother is a total chad desu, is his girlfriend cute? I want a gf who's average to cute and shares interests with me. What do?
Grow out your bones. Jaw, brow, and femur are important. Just do some pushups and situps everyday until your bones are nice and long and masculine.
>make tinder
>10+ likes within first 3hrs
>first match over 3 months later
>goes no where
>still get like notifications
Am I aiming too high?
As long as they aren't obese, deformed and don't look like a complete thot they get swiped right.
I'm told I'm attractive so wtf.
>your brother is a total chad desu
He's ok in terms of looks (not fit or anything) and has a regular middle-class job. What defines losers like us is the absolute introversion that we have to fight on top of the shit that normies also have to deal with, which is basically just getting a job.
Also you don't live with your parents, which is a good thing
So a girl that matched with me yesterday has in her bio that she really wants to see Endgame. Should I lead with that, just be like "When you wanna see Avengers?" or should I try and talk to her first? If the latter, what do I even talk about?
Should note that I've seen Avengers twice now.
How to actually improve jawline??
It's probably something with your pictures and also you should buy Tinder Premium, they up the amount your account is seen if you do that and that's important because Women are matching with almost every guy they swipe right one.
Pic related is a Arthoe qt I matched with probably thanks to premium and super likes, I totally biffed it on the actual convo tho. You don't want to know what my opener was
0 matches, I emailed tinder asking if I'm banned or something
Cinema is a terrible first date choice, don't do that
She seems really chill, don't start with that, start with something lighthearted and funny. Tease her a little bit or something, show some personality but don't send her Jow Forums memes like the guy who sent a girl a honk honk pepe. If the convo goes good then ask her out, you can probably even tell her that you've watched the movie already and make it funny somehow. From someone who knows, asking someone out right away never works.
Let's see your profile chief. You got any boosts on deck??
Surgery is the only way to improve the genetic factors on which all of a person's attractiveness is based.
Nawh my landlord is actually my dad lol. I live on a different part of the property though in what's basically a miniature house for $300 a month. Location is in a small unknown town about an hour away from a semi-major city though so that's definitely not helping me.
Right. Fuck
>Nawh my landlord is actually my dad lol
boi kek
The less of a loser I look like the better. Basically I just want a gf I can bring over that's at least kind of cute, and not overweight. And sharing at least some of the same interests is ideal. So that's why I'm asking for tips on how to up my Tinder game.
>You don't want to know what my opener was
It's okay, you can tell us, user.
>start with something lighthearted and funny. Tease her a lil bit or something
The fuck does that mean
>Listen Chief, you're fucking attractive and I want you to POSSIBLY bare my children
>Let's go on a date to MickeyDs, I'm buying
I think I was experiencing some cognitive dissonance when I sent that from staying up 24 plus hours to think that was a good way to start a conversation lmao. To be fair though I like to try to be funny but my sense of humor is pretty bad. Currently reminding myself to be less intense and more lighthearted.
Like just try to make her laugh and see that you're chill or something. Don't be cringy and soiboi about it though.
It means saying "Did you know Iron Man actually dies saving the world from Thanos lol"
>When you're so bad at the game that you begin to question whether or not you drop your standards to the center of the earth
That's a lot of weeb user's dreamgirls right there user. I'm just saying... I would.
Yeet inside her then try to hide her
bamp oroigigig
So women just post pictures like this now? They're becoming more like gay men every day.
She prolly wants soemone who pays for her ticket. Don't be a moneypig unless you are a faggot who's into that.
You don't need to believe me. Just think, why would she post something so irrelevant as "I wanna watch the Endgame teehee"? Would you put that shit in your bio? I don't think so m8.
>implying this girl has trouble pulling dick
She isn't in the top percentile but I guarantee she has no trouble getting free dinners and plenty of thick turgid dick
She's sexy, you wouldn't be dropping your standards... that way. You would be dropping your standards by going out with a roastie who shows her ass for the internet and has multiple fuck&dump sexual partners every week. Also the wannabe artist hoe hairstyle
>tfw saw qt tomboy but i had already used my super like
I shouldve waited a day and used it on her instead of a regular like. She mightve seen it or given me a chance. I just wanted to play sports with her and hold hands
Lord Farquad lookinass
>As in I'm currently very expendable
What the fuck are you talking about? You pay rent and he rents you the place. That is it. You pay rent on time and he can't do shit to you.
The whole hierarchy of tenants that you've made up in your head is bullshit.
Am i missing something? I've rented before, and the only interactions i've had with my landlords was to fucking pay rent or have him fix shit if it broke.
American women are so lonely and pathetic they pretend they like video games to attract beta losers, because every American man is now a video game player loser manchild. And his two topics of discussion are Marvel universe and video games and women have to adapt to not end up alone.
Pathetic
The end of a civilisation