"Hey, user, I'm making breakfast. How do you like your bacon and eggs?"

"Hey, user, I'm making breakfast. How do you like your bacon and eggs?"

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>"Get the fuck out of my way bitch you don't know how to make breakfast the way I like it."

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I like them with you

oh its a 2d...

Fuck it, im not a weeb, but 2d girls are actually capable of feeling emotion. I'm gonna go watch a harem anime with reduced fan service.

>harem
Shit taste

No idea, I never ate that for breakfast.
Make them pretty dark?

>women can cook in 2k19
I've learned to cook at fucking 12 while mom was at work
get the fuck out of this board u stupid attention seeking cock breathing useless female creature OUT I swear if I find any of u I'll snap ur neck like a chicken
OUT NOW

Holy shit, this. How am I supposed to explain to this dumb bitch that I like my eggs cracked onto a hot pan, break the yolk, pour some water in the pan, and cover it with a pot lid and let it sit for a couple minutes? Then heat up some canadian bacon and make a sandwich out of it on either a bagel or english muffin, whichever I'm feeling, really, with a small amount of blue cheese for the sauce so it ain't so dry.

>you'll never walk up behind her, wrap your arms around her stomach, rest your head on her shoulder, and then lean it against her own, standing there for a short while before whispering, "Good morning," and turning your head to give her a peck on the cheek
>you'll never sit side-by-side together on the couch, basking in the warm morning light coming through the window behind you and eating breakfast together in a comfortable silence, simply enjoying each other's presence as you both slowly wake up from a long night of cuddling

>harem anime with reduced fan service.
I've heard The Quintessential Quintuplets is pretty good

>That first line
LITERALLY what I thought when I saw the pic
Fuck man I want this so bad

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that is why YOU make breakfast the first time, let her watch and hope to hell that she apes what you were making.

poached eggs running on an english muffin, with almost undercooked bacon, so thats its still soft and chewy and not crunchy

please bake the bacon in the stove and I like my eggs over easy

>apes what you were making

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With a fine tea made from your panties

You know I don't eat first thing in the morning. Upsets my stomach and makes me cranky, you know.

Scrambled and on the same grill. I'll see if I can get some hash browns together too.

b-but i dont eat pork

I'm sorry to hear that. Let's just pretend that OP swapped it out for a turkey meat substitute.

not all bacon is pork.

except i hate eggs

Mix my cum in and I'm ready to try some pancakes with my shit in them.

"Scrambled, chuck the eggs and bacon in a sandwich with cheese and tomato sauce. Thank you~"

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