"Hey, user, I'm making breakfast. How do you like your bacon and eggs?"

"Hey, user, I'm making breakfast. How do you like your bacon and eggs?"

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>"Get the fuck out of my way bitch you don't know how to make breakfast the way I like it."

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I like them with you

oh its a 2d...

Fuck it, im not a weeb, but 2d girls are actually capable of feeling emotion. I'm gonna go watch a harem anime with reduced fan service.

>harem
Shit taste

No idea, I never ate that for breakfast.
Make them pretty dark?

>women can cook in 2k19
I've learned to cook at fucking 12 while mom was at work
get the fuck out of this board u stupid attention seeking cock breathing useless female creature OUT I swear if I find any of u I'll snap ur neck like a chicken
OUT NOW

Holy shit, this. How am I supposed to explain to this dumb bitch that I like my eggs cracked onto a hot pan, break the yolk, pour some water in the pan, and cover it with a pot lid and let it sit for a couple minutes? Then heat up some canadian bacon and make a sandwich out of it on either a bagel or english muffin, whichever I'm feeling, really, with a small amount of blue cheese for the sauce so it ain't so dry.

>you'll never walk up behind her, wrap your arms around her stomach, rest your head on her shoulder, and then lean it against her own, standing there for a short while before whispering, "Good morning," and turning your head to give her a peck on the cheek
>you'll never sit side-by-side together on the couch, basking in the warm morning light coming through the window behind you and eating breakfast together in a comfortable silence, simply enjoying each other's presence as you both slowly wake up from a long night of cuddling

>harem anime with reduced fan service.
I've heard The Quintessential Quintuplets is pretty good