Tfw no fan girls

>tfw no fan girls
How do I become an e-boy?

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Stop trying to become an e-boy

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I havent tried to become an e-boy, so step one is done, what next?

make yt asmr videos that are actually bf roleplays

By being attractive OR funny

unironically be an asshole.
Why would you want orbiters though.
Friends are all that count

Bf roleplay ideas
>making you tea
>boyfriend gets distracted while tuning guitar
>stormy cuddling
Friends are definitely more important but there is a part of my brain that craves the form of social validation you feel when you are told you are cute

>Friends are definitely more important but there is a part of my brain that craves the form of social validation you feel when you are told you are cute
this is what roasties do, they love validation.
Orbiters are just stupid

Wait, are you the e-sporter that made a thread about going big some week ago?

No, Im just a cute boy looking to carve out an internet cult in my name

Became a twitch that then.
Play, sperg out, build your character/twitch persona, get kids ti watch your shit on YouTube
If you are cute enough you can cross dress and meme

Twitch-thot*

Can boys be twitch thots? Or should I crossdress the whole time?? (Yes Id make a cute girl)

get the young leonardo dicaprio haircut. thank me later

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become gay flamoyant youtuber who makes shitty make up tutorials

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It's up to you
You can be a cute girl(male) and leave your gender a mystery, or you can be the quirky cute boy who cross dress/cosplay for fun

I have something really similar but a bit longer on the sides and back and messier, Ive thought about getting it for a while tho, also only thing in pic related applicable to me is the striped shirt and black denim jacket but they look exactly like that
But Im straight and not flamboyant and dont wear makeup
I absolutely would have fun cosplaying as cute girls but would have to do so with a sheen of irony so that is a good excuse for it

How old are you? Guessing you're under 20

I am 20, why?

Wanted to make sure so I didn't call you cute...

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Im confused, do I need to be younger than 20 to be cute?

I'm saying I'm old, youngster...

Ahh sorry, didnt mean to tempt you with impure thoughts