Routine to become more masculine?

Well, bros, how do I become a high test chad? Some of the tips I've gathered are:
>full body everyday
>raw onions
>grass fed red muscle meat, organs, raw dairy...etc
>carnivore diet
>turmeric+black pepper, ginger
>double jaw surgery
>wrap around jaw surgery
>go on lookism for surgery tips to be a chad like orb
>test cycle
>mew and chew mastic gum
>don't touch receipts
>don't use any cleaning products that lower test
>cold shower, no shampoo
>sleep on floor
>reverse osmosis filter
>no no stick pans
>cook food on grill or cast iron/carbon steel only
>don't drink out of plastic bottles and only drink from reverse osmosis filter or S.Pellegrino
>vit+ d3+ k2 (also megadose on vitamin A and vitamin c)
>ashwagandha

well bros, did I cover it all?

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>azns

chad doesn't do any of these things. This is just sad really

This is all just attention-seeking bullshit, compounded with the fact you had to come to us for validation. If you want a good set to add to your masculinity routine, start by not needing the approval of others like a little cunt.

How to be more masculine
>remember when you were a child
>your father, or maybe not if he was soft
>maybe an uncle, or a grandfather, maybe a teacher or a store employee even
>remember when you misbehaved
>when you did something rude
>when you spoke poorly to your elders or family
>remember that once, one of these men got down in their knee
>they held you by the shoulders and looked you right in the eye
>and they told you why you can't do what you just did
>think of those eyes
>think of that face
>the face of a man who could easily punt you across the room and splatter you across the wall
>the eyes of a man who wants to physically pummel you
>be he isn't
>he's contained it
>and he's giving you fair warning before it gets put of hand
>think of that face
>that voice
>that look
>now you realize that it's in you.
>you felt some deep, terrifying fear in that moment
>you realize now that he was righteous
>and in his righteousness he gave you this piece of himself to teach you something
>to teach you that there are times to get mean
>there are times when a look and a few carefully chosen words are enough to freeze the wicked in their tracks.
>now you are a man

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>sleep on floor
lolwut? I actually do this sometimes because although I live in a nice flat, it's in an urban area and I fucking hate noise, so I sleep in my windowless hallway rather than my bedroom

most based shit I’ve read in weeks

great post

unironically well-written

10/10

inspirational

Yeah
>stop believing eating a certain way will make you "Chad"

unironically /thread

250mg test 750mg tren a week

Chad is a state of mind, a state of expecting success and overcoming all obstacles with ease. The only problem with being a chad, is that if you fly too close to the sun, you get fuckin burned sometimes.

you cant. Chads are born, not made. You are just going to look like overcompensating, insecure manchild

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You forgot mirror yells bro

no matter what you do, if you post on reddit about your podcast you are never going to make it.

>no zinc

Never happened to me :(

As we all know, the research proves that women prefer to sexually select men who are confrontative, arrogant, and muscular for short-term relationships.

However, this is a simplistic interpretation, because from a woman's perspective those three qualities approximate the most important aspects of a masculine man, that is to say, a man who can create Order from Chaos: bravery, intellect, and strength.

Since the beginning of humanity, we have told the stories of reverence for heroes, and they all have these three qualities in abundance. This is no coincidence, for they served as archetypes for the ideal man, and this too is no coincidence, because the mastery of these three qualities allow a man to essentially become a God and overcome any threat to himself, his mate, and her offspring. And as we all know, a woman's unconscious biological urges demand that she mate only with the man that can best ensure the survival of her and her offspring in a Chaotic Environment by selecting a Leader, who can establish from this an Ordered Environment, whose genetic and provisional value is high enough relative to hers that she needn't fear for her survival during the years that she is completely vulnerable and dependent upon your protection during pregnancy and the early stages of child rearing. Our mating strategies have evolved from necessity, not social construct, and so no amount of money or fame can ever ultimately convince a woman to continue sleeping with you if you lack the trinity of masculinity, the only aspects about you that no external environment can ever conquer in a Man: your Frame, your Game, and your Lifting.

Master these three aspects and you will easily get laid because women's bodies essentially force them the get wet for you because their subconscious acknowledges that you're a good choice to protect and shelter her and her offspring, no different than why a Man becomes aroused when the possibility of sexual relationship with a feminine woman is on the table, a Woman becomes aroused when the possibility of a romantic relationship with a masculine man is on the table. Enough preamble, what ARE Frame, Game, and Muscularity and how can you use them to get laid.

Frame: How Brave Are You?

Your Frame is simply how well you can stand up to confrontation of your being, whether that constitutes your words, your actions, or your ideas. Root yourself and your identity internally and you will become unshakable in what you will and will not tolerate from how other people treat you. Have a Strong Unshakable Frame that demands respect. Speak deeply and richly from your gut, if possible, and carry yourself like a King. Be like a Mountain and she will be forced to climb on top of you if she wants to get over you. Never show any emotional weakness by backpedaling or second guessing, be firm with your decisions and your body language and Women will bend to your frame. Always challenge yourself to see how far you can push your Frame before your emotions get to you until you can feeling nothing unless you choose to. In other words: Be Brave.

Game: How (Emotionally) Intelligent Are You?

Your Game is simply how well you can use your words and actions to get people to enter your reality. Game means saying and doing the right things to get people to say and do what you want, and it ultimately comes from research garnered through experience. Women prefer men who other women prefer because your experience means you know what you're doing, Game conveys the same message, that you know how to get what you want. It is fundamentally an understanding of psychology and emotions, an acknowledgement and manipulation of the subsconcious biological drives of people by using them to the benefit of you and the group through verbal and non-verbal communication. This is because if you can force someone to think a certain way you can force them to act a certain way, and doing so in a way that is conducive to the survival and benefit of both the individual and the group is the most important epithet of a Leader. In other words: Be Emotionally Intelligent.

Lifting: How Strong Are You?

Your Lifting is critical because at the end of the day, a consistent and aggressive challenge to your Frame and Game is most likely going to end in Physical Confrontation. You can be the most stoic and intelligent person on the planet but if you're a skinny limp-wristed beta when an invading army attacks you'll be of no use to your Wife and Children. Women understand this on a deep and subconscious level and so choose muscular over non-muscular men if they have the choice. Your physical strength is the last line of defense you have in a Chaotic world replete with physical threats, which is why you've evolved to erupt with feel-good neurotransmitters when you lift, because your ancestors that weren't strong were always inevitably wiped out by people or animals that were. In other words: Be Strong.

No amount of social posturing can usurp basic biological urges. With the dissolution of monogamy these trends will continue to rise as women fulfill their hypergamous drives in the absence of economic and ethical repercussion. This Chaos literally happens every time there's an abundance of resources. Equitable societies free women from the need to be dependent on men and therefore they choose only to mate with the man with the most provisional and genetic value possible, often preferring to die alone rather than settle for anything less than their masculine ideal if she needn't be dependent upon a man she perceives as weak in order to survive. This is the price we pay for becoming soft and agreeable pursuant to the advent of the abundance procured from our military and industrial enterprises.

Hone your Trinity and bring Order to your environment of Chaos and women will feel secure in your ability to protect, lead, and shelter her, conveying to her subconscious mind that you are a worthy mate that shouldn't be passed up on. Refuse to Hone your Trinity and you might as well be invisible to her. Let your Trinity falter and she'll feel less secure in your protection and she will branch swing hypergamously until she finds a Man whose Trinity is unwavering. If she can't find one, she will opt to die alone if she doesn't need a man's finances, THAT is how strong the subconscious urge to pick masculine men is for women, because historically men that lacked this Trinity were killed and Women's offspring with these weak men were ripped away from them for slavery or food.

Be Brave, Be Emotionally Intelligent, and Be Strong by honing your Frame, your Game, and your Lifting.

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not only is this prime fucking cringe, but everyone licking your balls for it is even more pathetic
god, you're such a bunch of fags

He will be back from the store one day Tyrone.

Say what you want about tyler, his wisdom got me, and a lot of other brahs laid.

far less pathetic than riding his coattails for contrarian pity (you)s.

Is it more pathetic than getting $15k jaw surgery and listening to a bunch of memes on a fitness board on a basket weaving forum?

Is everything that this gingger uploads lies? I can't believe how this fucking asshole s o i b o i can pull those girls and be so confident. I feel sick for feeling depressed when this dude is that full of himself

Today I flipped off the bus driver while grabbing my crotch and humping in his direction, felt pretty good, what was this thread about ?

We prefer the term gingga, please be respectful to us

jesus fucking chirst. Asians men are more insecure than black ones.

Just inject 250mg of test

>He thinks Chad has a dozen test boosting routines

Sorry bro.

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pareto principle lad. 90% of your issues will be solved by fixing your diet and lifting heavy. get to an acceptable bf%, make sure you're not in a substantial caloric deficit, make sure you eat enough fat, and make sure you don't have any glaring micronutrient deficiencies

that other shit might matter for eeking out the last 10% but i really wouldn't worry about it for now