>600lbs
>max speed 35 miles an hour
>inch long claws
>naturally built for grappling
>thick fur
>thick skin
>thick skull
human world record bench is just over 1100lbs
average human male weight is around 160
max speed 27 miles
Could you fight a bear alone and win
no guns/bows
spears knives and protective clothing ok
>Could you fight a bear alone and win
>no guns/bows
>spears knives and protective clothing ok
the mean probability of killing a bear in open combat with a spear is probably 0.001
the rest of the methods is even less.
unarmed, never, not even Royce Gracie
Spears +1-0
This guy could
no pics, didn't happen
enter the kodiak bear
>1400 lbs
>40 mph
>can get hit by a train and shrug it off
>huge ass paws
wonder why people put grizzlies and polar bears on the spotlight
this, I read 600 and thought "uhh...for a 6 months old???"
>spears knives and protective clothing ok
I bet I could 1v1 a 600lbs bear with kevlar clothing and like a 10 foot long spear. Just kite him around and poke the nigga in the face until he gets tired and keep stabbing him like in dark souls or whatever
How the fuck are bears so strong?
They're like gorillas but if gorillas were thrice as large and covered with even more armor
>be me on vacation in canada
>spot the legendary kodiak
>retarded rabies deer (?) squaring up with it
>kodiak decapitates it with a single paw
>head flies 30 feet away
You know people still hunt bears with spears?
>can get hit by a train and shrug it off
X
>>retarded rabies deer (?) squaring up with it
>>kodiak decapitates it with a single paw
>>head flies 30 feet away
Holy shit really?
Yep, this was in 2008 though and I didn't own a phone but everyday I wish I had atleast a shitty camera
I naturally leg press 1400 lbs so I can kick its ribs in. I am untouchable.
>human world record bench is just over 1100lbs
Lol no
This is dumb thread, unless you’re armed and actually have the training to use what you’re armed with it’s fucking obvious what the turnout would be
Today, I'm gonna kill the motherfucker.
Russian brown bears are larger than kodiak bears.
Posting more this bear ate a few travelers and these ruskies came across it
Did rigor set in before this photo? Because the bear looks fixed and stiff, if anything fake
You retarded? It's being lifted up by a god damn crane
Idk if its even real. The other photos are nsfw there was an imagur link but i do not have it. Heres a youtube videoclip probably not the same bear youtu.be
Why fight when you can be friends?
In awe of the size of this lad
How are photos of a bear NSFW?
One example does not make that statement valid considering the way you worded it.
pathetic
If his intestines are falling out?
Because polar bears are fucking bigger and far more powerful, the reason kodiak bears exist but alas less aggressive. Almost like a metaphor for humans.
What kind of pussy ass office do you work in?
Cuteeeeee ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ٩(ε )۶
Wut?
People do. A person doesn't
if all fitizens got in a single file line to try and fight this bear, how many of us would it kill before it became tired?
at least 50. One fitizen trying to punch and kick a bear isn't going to hurt it at all, especially since we don't know anything about anatomy. it can literally eat the carcasses it created while the fitizen tries to hit it, and then go on to kill the fitizen.
dat huge bird in the back tho
Op is talking about a breed of brown bear (there are a few) that mixed with polars bears. Stat wise the polar bear would utterly destroy a kodiak bear, in every metric, bar speed. Yet the polar bears don’t fight kodiak bears and just retreat.
This crazy SOB also shoots birds in flight with a bow, hunts water buffalo with a spear and killed a black bear with a blow gun.
You mean a pizzly (nanulak)
I still don't see the connection to OP.
And Kodiaks live too far south for interaction with polar bears.
>human world record bench is just over 1100lbs
That's the world record deadlift, dickhead
This is the internet nigger not your into to logic class. All faggots that do that are faggots, faggot.
Its photos of the bodies that were eaten by fhe bear. Look it up dumb nigger
youtu.be
>grizzly bears
The pussiets of the bears. Try it with a brown bear.
>bench shirt faggotry
Lmao. Learn to speak English first before daring to call somebody a moron by the way, you seething shitskin inbred.
If I was the world record holder for literally every lift/exercise I would still get killed by a grizz. Just because you can lift the bear's weight doesn't mean you'll be able to lift a pissed off bear trying to kill you.
That lift was red lighted and a bench shirt won’t help against a bear. Also that guy is like 5’6” 350lbs. Literally just a walking bear snack.
The fact that you expect someone to fight a bear in a fucking bench suit tells me how retarded you are
>pajeet calling others shitskin in order to fit in
>does not have simple sentence comprehension skills
The argument is wether the record is 1100 or slightly above I provided a video. You are now eternally BTFO go back into your little manlet cave and think about what you have done. Also post body loser.
>Literally same fagging
When will summer end??
It's spelled 'whether', Pajeet.
>spelling negates the entire argument
You are a master of logic good faggot truly one tough cookie.
This is what used to hunt our ancestors when the land bridge was still active. Nothing today compares to that pants shitting thing.
How did you know I was samefagging?
Its easy to tell. You moderately newfaggots have no sense of thread timing and believe that the amount of positive or negative replies you get equates to how correct you are.
When will the mods finally stop ESL niggers and their broken English from posting here?
Can’t shit your pants if you have no pants.
That. Lift. Didn’t. Pass.
>good faggot truly one tough cookie.
>muh pajeet boogieman
Go record another Java 8 tutorial, Rajeesh
Careful man Darwin will catch up with you
>spears knives and protective clothing ok
Then yes you retard. Get some armor and a bear hunting spear and it's (relativity) easy. People have been doing it for literal centuries.
If you take away the weapons though, then fuck no.
Are you retarded
>Absolute Chad grabbing the bear by it's neck versus the Virgin spear-man
I got so used to seeing starving polar bears during winter in documentaries that I forgot how massive these fuckers are when well fed. Absolute units.
Dale is an animal.
>You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby
