Girl in my class tells me that she will suck my dick

>girl in my class tells me that she will suck my dick
>don't know how to respond
>she makes fun of me, tells her friends, then the whole class joins in
>"hod id school ho, user?"
>"good"

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>don't know how to respond
Just say yes and if she was joking make a comeback about her being to busy sucking other dicks too have time for yours.
Why are you so slow on your feet user?
Do some sports/gym it also helps your brain think faster.

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This. She was probably joking, but that's the kinda joke you need to strike back at.

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>"HAHA! user thought I was being serious!"
>"what a loser hahaha"
>room erupts in laughter
Don't you remember that record user

>"HAHA! user thought I was being serious!"
>"I thought it was my turn! didn't you already suck off half the school?"
If you only answer yes and don't get in the conversation then there's no point.

>just antagonize ALL of the girls
>suddenly rumors that you're a pervert or some shit
>get beat up by her Chad boyfriend regardless
If you're in a position where girls are going to bully you, you can't win. They know and everyone knows you are less than them and anything you say can and will be laughed down.
Just stop going outside it is the best route

We can't all be quick with well thought out backfire y'know

>just antagonize ALL of the girls
If they get antagonized by a joking remark you might as well not have anything to do with them.
>suddenly rumors that you're a pervert or some shit
The only rumors that will go around is to not fuck with you.
>beat up by her Chad
Its your fault for not fighting back

That wasn't even well thought out.

>not have anything to do with them.
Was there a choice?
>The only rumors that will go around is to not fuck with you.
You have a really, really optimistic view about girls bullying. That sort of thing does not happen
>Its your fault for not fighting back
Do you expect something to improve if you keep getting beat up by Chad? I suppose you'd get expelled eventually so that's a goal

>get beat up by her Chad boyfriend

I lived this so can confirm, was 3v1 though because some of her """friends""" joined in
All bullies want from you is that you feed their dominant ego by showing pain or weakness so if words don't work they'll just try to fight you
I'd love to say "The smarter move is X" but I don't know what to fill X with

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