Happy Birthday Phil

Happy birthday Phil! I wish you the best, smoke some weed and chill out to some south park or impractical jokers, that's what I tend to do

happy birthday bash phil

I know you're Phil just wanting well wishes OP, but happy birthday all the same.

Happy Birthday Phil hope you enjoy today

Just couldn't resist outing yourself as a woman could you? Ruined the thread for me. Just seems like either a grab for attention now.

:/ i only mentioned that when you accused me of being phil. im sorry. i was just providing context for the op image

Grow up loser

That's not the person that accused you of being Phil, but you probably shouldn'tve posted the recording regardless.

Yo Phil! I heard ya liked birthdays so I got ya a birthday for ya birthday!

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I'm probably older than you
In reality, it doesn't matter whether you are a woman or not. It's more so the fact that you couldn't have just said "I'm the op." Now it just seems like gay shit people do to feel better about themselves, rather than out of the kindness of their own heart. If the latter was true, you wouldn't have felt the need to identify yourself other than just the op.

Do you have a penis or real female?

calm down faggot nobody cares

Alright, buddy, quit replying to me if you don't care. The op has a gf, she won't fuck you, friend.

Happy Birthday Phil mate

Please lets just focus on Phil and his special day, no reason to derail this thread over something so trivial.

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I know op is into girls.

We want Phil! We want Phil!

Exactly. This isn't reddit or Facebook. We shouldn't know anything about the op other than that they are kind. Now all we know is that they're an attention seeker and probably doesn't give two fucks about phil.

How often do you think Phil browses Jow Forums? lets hope its daily.

stop making this about you and how upset you are asshole. its about Phil.

I already had that conversation with op what I don't know is if op has a dick or not

If this thread was about phil, why would the op need to identify themselves? Start thinking with your brain next time. You're probably some newfag that found this site via r/Jow Forums or some shit. Learn the meta before you post, you stupid fucking nigger.
Yes, we all saw that conversation about how they are not an attention seeker, yet I know a few facts about the op, even though no one directly asked them about it. Totally not an attention seeker

>why would the op need to identify themselves?
because someone literally accused them of being phil?

You can "literally" just say "I'm not" and leave it at that. No one would've cared, this is anonymous place after all. Again, learn the meta if you're going to post here

>im not phil tho
>yeah right phil

You're being a dishonest attention whore throwing a temper tantrum because you hate women and the thought that one might do something nice for someone else has you fuming. this is not about you, stop sperging out.

Phil you're not alone buddy, just come out whenever you're ready.

>tfw my birthday has already passed about 45 days ago and I celebrate it by myself for the 6th years

feelsbadman

If I was Phil i'd be too drunk to see by now, but maybe he's better than that. Cheers bro hope you're comfy

I never said OP wasn't an attention whore retard. I actually accused OP of the same thing in another thread but guess what? These accusations lead nowhere. OP ghosted me and OP will do the same thing to you.

maybe because, and just maybe, people want to do nice things sometimes and when you decide to throw a tantrum and accuse people of doing things for ulterior motives they dont feel like responding.

If that were the case, why would a non-attention seeker care? Why would they feel the need to claim responsibility?
I don't hate women, should've been obvious if you had any sort of reading comprehension. If it was a guy who did that, would be just as retarded as anyone else. I'm not even fuming, I don't know what you're talking about. I gave some criticism, and you replied with some insult, like some who is actually fuming. That's how I know you're some faggot redditor. It's not actually nice, it's simply to gain some sort of internet points.
Get a grasp on reality, stop being so dumb, and learn the meta or stop posting.

stop throwing a tantrum dude its embarassing

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PHIL
PHIL PHIL OF THE FUTURE
HE'S A 22ND CENTURY MAN

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Who even are you and why are you replying to me? I'm not in any contact with op, so how would they ghost me? The only reason I keep replying is because this other guy is talking to me

Happy birthday Phil. Go get some good food and celebrate life!

Happy birthday Phil have a good one I hope

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I'm fully fine, my friend. Not really a tantrum. I'm simply responding to you and explaining why OP is not actually nice; Just an attention whore. You're either a white night, or just an idiot who has no idea what the meta is

stop talking about the meta, stop being a pretentious asshole and celebrate the dudes birthday you bitter robot. not everything is about muh special sekrit klub

I understand that and considering the situation you are in I felt kind of bad for it. I will delete my posts in this thread now and stop derailing it.
Still want to know if you have dick though

Not even a "special sekrit klub" nor is it pretentious. New people keep this place going, so I welcome them. Why come here if you're just going to shit it up though? You seriously seem so retarded. For what reason would you choose Jow Forums over some other site if they are becoming exactly the same? Stop trying to insult me to invalidate my points, it gets you nowhere. Either read them or ignore them, simple as that.

ITT
>A bunch of childish autists ruin efforts to wish happy birthday to a guy who is spending it alone for another year
Fucking losers

Now I feel bad for posting that OP was probably Phil.

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Kys phil

IM NOT PHIL.

ITT
>some attention whore feels the need to farm internet points off the misfortune of another

imagine being so bitter and jaded you cant imagine that maybe someone might want to do something nice for someone .

dulm.ddns.net/audio/?audio=phil

This is my present to Phil.
I have put "Happy birthday Phil" on a website that gets like 2000 people a day or something like that.

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It doesn't matter if you're Phil or not at this point, I just feel bad for Phil that my post caused all this shitflinging.

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I know some people are nice in this world, plenty are. Just not in this case

Shouldn't feel bad at all. OP should've either just not posted that link, or deleted that post after criticism was given. Simple as that

>or deleted that post after criticism was given
they literally did though you aspie

PHILLLLLLLLL PLEASEEEE

Yes, and I saw that now. I deleted what I could as well, can't go too far back.
Happy birthday, phil. Hope you have a good one.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL!!!

cmon phil wake the fuck up

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Happy birthday Phil, I wish you a good one

Happy birthday Phil, have a nice day

happy birthday phil hope its a great one, sorry life is shit m8 but atleast we can endure it togethor

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The happiest of origami birthdays to you, Philanon.

go fuck yourself Phil I hope you have a shitty birthday

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what a sad thread, imagine getting pity celebrations from people you don't even know shit about

Happy Birthday Phil!

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