>tfw you will never have sex with Maisie Williams
Tfw you will never have sex with Maisie Williams
When are we getting the 3D Lain movie with her as Lain?
manface
originoli
she's so fucking perfect i cant comprehend it
she looks like a man. why does every fucking teen think she's anything special?
Maised and Red Willed
Literal homos
Imagine being Gendry in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Maisie Williams, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Gendry and not only sit in that chair while Maisie Williams flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOT IT and DAMN, MAISIE WILLIAMS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Kings Landing. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the HBO security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Gendry. You're not going to lose your future English panel show career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>tfw she killed the night king in today's episode
Thus do be a bruh moment
Her head is so spherical, I find her interesting to look at. Not hot, just interesting.
Neanderthal head
Maisie looks like a fucking bug eyed alien from the underworld. Sansa has an off putting masculine face now too but at least she was cute before unlike bug girl.
>>tfw you will never have sex with Maisie Williams
That a good feeling, right?
>Sansa has an off putting masculine face now
literally wat
sorry, im not interested in goblins
game of thrones is boring
oregano
This is a 10/10 peak performance in the United Kingdom
You made me giggle user
Haha, actually, i'll never have sex with anyone :-DDD
her looks match is fossil fuels
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Maisie Williams gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
H-hello, Im user. Y-youre the prettiest girl Ive seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with its leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Maisie cocks her head and squints at the menu
ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? ITS ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, ILL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?
>look at the menu. It's in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!
Im sorry, madam, we don-
I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Maisie pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, ITS ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AINT WE?
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Maisie is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
Maisie Williams is the closest thing we have to irl Alita
Thank god. That bitch ugly.
>Tfw you will never have sex with a pitbull faced bong woman...
Wait a minute, that's a good thing, remind me again why you're upset?
She looks like the hunch back of Norte dame
But she's ugly user. I ain't taht desperate. I'd give her 4/10 max
She was so much cuter as a kid for some reason, I'm not even into loli shit
Honestly that makes me pretty happy user.
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Originakltrue
>wanting to fuck the hunchback of big ben
I think she's cute, I wish we got to see her tits from the front in her sex scene
All things considered, I don't think she deserves all the bullying.