How do i get a mommy gf anons?

i wonder if this has anything to do with t-levels in men,. These mommy gf types basically want to be women in relationship.

Of course sweetheart~ anything to help you feel better. You're such a good boy~

You're a faggot and a disgrace to men. Get a sex change and become a lesbian.

Honestly speaking it could be, I'm not really a "man's man" so to speak. It could also be due to upbringing. I grew up being the middle child of 2 sisters. My older sister would always be bossy whenever she'd babysit me. And I have a very good relationship with my mother. She'd always hug me, cuddle me and play with my hair when I was a kid.

Thank you, having you say that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

wild guess - no strong father that would btfo your mom if she stepped out of the line?

I guess kinda, my mom wouldn't really let me be with my father a lot when I was a kid. Ofc I'd still get to be with him. But for good reason, my dad was/is a landscaper and usually being with him meant just going with him to work and when he wasn't working he'd just take me to random soccer matches and watch him play. So my mom thought it would be best for me to spend more time with her than I did with my dad. Since my dad didn't really hang around with the best of people.

Be a 10/10 chad and you'll be golden

hmmmm. how was your fathers relationship with your mother? Did she treated him with respect? Or was he under her heel, so to speak?

It was more of a "I don't want to deal with this so whatever" mentality. My dad has always been there for my family financially. But he's never been really someone I could count on when it came to emotional support. Ofc he'd give me hugs, and tell me he loved me. But when it came down to it I'd just go to my mom because at the end of the day she was more understanding. My dad is a very stubborn person. It's either you think like him or you're doing something wrong type of mentality.

Can you cure this intense swelling in my pants please mommy?

>he's never been really someone I could count on when it came to emotional support. Ofc he'd give me hugs, and tell me he loved me. But when it came down to it I'd just go to my mom because at the end of the day she was more understanding
Your father should have told you to stop being a pussy and prevent mom from pampering you.

Yeah, I was coddled a lot. Even my mom admits that. Who knows, maybe I could have been completely different if she hadn't done that. But we can't change the past. But that's basically why I tend to lean more towards older women/mommy type girls.

>how do i get a mommy gf anons?
Get into biochemistry and help mankind advance enough to the point where we just abort females and make some males into fetish fuel ''girls''. Actual women don't act luke that.

first, post the right pic next time
>Imagine unironically being an attention seeking lesbian

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>~
kys larping fag oregano

Whatever you say sweetheart, I'm still just here to help.

your just here to larp, I bet your actually a man

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all (ALL!) mommy gfs cheat on you with alpha Chads.
In an ideal world of theirs, they'd introduce Chad as your new "dad"

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Is that all you've got? Now I'm a bit disappointed ^^;

Tfw tried my hardest to be the best mommy gf for 5 years
Tfw i found chatlogs of him calling another girl mommy and her lewd pix of his pp
Tfw completely fucking broken now and can never do it again
Tfw i wish it was bait but it's really what happened

I'm in a relationship that has elements of this. I actually think it's fairly normal to desire mother-like traits in your partner. Same way women want daddy-like traits in their partner.

It's normal as long as you don't let it completely define your relationship.

Yeah, keep distracting yourself by being an attention whore as your big, black, lesbian scissors a girl with a tighter puss. At least you two will have your """""needs""""" satisfied

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I think you're stroking out there sweetheart, what are you saying?

I just want someone who I can talk to whenever and give them as much affection as they give me.

>what are you saying?
He is saying that your significant other is fucking a hotter girl right now.

Not that hard to understand. Just need to be literate and not retarded, really

Ooooh that'd be fun! She'll probably bring her home for a three way, haven't had one of those in awhile.

I hate this picture because "x gf" memes were supposed to be ms paint caricatures, not literal renditions of what you want. Retard. Fucking retard. Fucking bitch. Bitch retard

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I WANT TO KILL MYSELF IN EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF MY LIFE BUT I AM TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING PUSSY TO DO IT I JUST WANT TO GET HIT BY A FUCKING TRUCK I WANT TO DIE SO BAD I WANT THE CONSTANT PAIN TO END I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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;_; sorry to hear that happened user, I hope you can find someone else that appreciates you
>tfw had someone I called mommy a lot and was close with
>tfw we dont talk anymore
it hurts

Shhhh calm down and tell me what's wrong sweetheart

It really does suck when you find someone that you find perfect but eventually you just stop talking.

lets see, parental neglect during childhood, never learned how to be a functioning adult so I avoid everyone in fear of hurting them, waging away making barely enough to stay afloat, constant loneliness, yknow the usual

She'll also bring home STDs. Tell me are you already pos? Do you have any Gay flus or anyway worry about your """""""daughter"""""" catching them?

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I understand having an awful childhood and how hard it is to move past that. But I know that you can if you keep working at it. Remember, you don't have to be a social butterfly but you do have to swallow your fear. It's never as bad as you make it out to be.
Why is your picture called Jim Jones? Also, have you read much of part 8? I haven't gotten to it yet.

yeah, i keep wanting to talk to her but it just didn't happen, i guess the desire to talk was just 1 sided ;_;
i can only hope to find someone that enjoys talking to me as much as i enjoy talking to them

Aw man, tell me about it. I'm essentially in the same boat user.

is that you benji m8

Be chad origkfnndly

you don't it's an incel fetish for people incapable of handling the tiniest bit of responsibility

Go away reality

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Jim Jones sounds like Jojo and hes a meme worthy cult leader

Nope I'm not benji.

oh! well she's been busy doing shit and i guess she's just too busy to chat now but whatever shit happens right
what about you user?

Oooh what would his stand be!

Then why aren't women incel for wanting the same things from their partners

que paso amigop

I don't know.
I'm probably the oddball out of you guys here, having a sort of reversal habit.

[Cult of Personality]
youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0

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Nada, que tal con tigo amigo?

Women can find men who arent into beta fetishes

>>Unconditional love
>>From someone not even related to you

You dumb fucks just want life on easy mode. You need to work to keep a good relationship.

Well, the girl I've been talking to I've been talking back since February. We get along really well. Watched some anime together through rabb.it and voice chatted. A few weeks ago she told me that she was planning on getting a Visa to Australia. (She lives or rather lived in the states) so I told her how I really felt. After I asked her if she'd be willing to get into a relationship with me after she came back, she told me "it would be nice" I really like her, and she tells me that I'm very dear to her as well. The only thing that sucks is that she's going to be in Australia for 2 years.

that's really sweet and cute user! im sure those 2 years are going to pass by like nothing just keep doing your thing and keeping in touch
aaaaaaaa how nice where'd you two meet?

We met on /soc/ of all places. I made a gentle femdom thread, posted my info and what I was looking for. She ended up adding me, we talked and got to know each other better.

If she doesn't want to get into a relationship with you now, she doesnt want you. You know the internet exists in Australia too?

Ofc, but since she's in Australia and I'm in NY it's a 12 hour difference. So talking to her is much more difficult than If she was in the states. And I'm not too sure about that user, the conversations we've had aren't really ones that "just friends" would have.

benjibab1 here
who are you people

>tfw no original mommy gf
why even live lads

Mine prolly had BPD desu. Couldn't stand me talking to other girls when she said herself we should end things.

Why am I attracted to girls that are in their 30's

I think a twink bf is the closest you can get to that. We tend to be very nurturing.

I'm told that game is very much like Perfect Dark in its variety of "weapons"? Would you say that?

Give me deets i'll keep her company here

is it great being a mom. i am a man but being a professional parent sounds great. my dad raised me while my mom was a college professor. he said it was the best years of his life, much better than when he worked for pennies as a carpenter for 70 hours a week

Different strokes hun!
That I don't know, I've never played perfect dark. But my daughter an I love to play splatoon together
I'm only recently a mother, just coming up to a year. But so far I love it, it's all the benefits of being a teacher at home with so much more on top.

hey momanon. I really like Splatoon as well. Do you think we could exchange discord or fcs? You seem like a cool person to play with

FUCK YOU MOM I FUCKING HATE YOU
YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD AND EMOTIONALLY AND MENTALLY DAMAGED ME BEYOND REPAIR
I WILL BE FUCKED UP FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE OF YOU
GO TO HELL

Lmao mommygf cope. She wants to fuck Chads in Australia and you know it. She could spend her mornings and evenings talking to you but she would rather bounce on some strangers dick.

I more or less already have one of these

:)

There's no definitive place or method to find them. I found my mommy gf on /SOC/ almost 2 years ago.

any tips/advice for finding a gf on /soc/?

Just keep trying. Like I said, there really is no method, but in my particular situation it was on a femdom thread, and she posted what she was looking for and I fit the bill. Before people ree at me, I'm not a 10/10 Chad.

I've noticed that a lot of genuine mommy gfs have some sort of hangup with vaginal sex. Mine has vaginismus which makes it essentially impossible.

Fair enough, do you two plan on meeting up in person sometime? (assuming there's distance between you two)

>want to be daddy to lg
>sometimes want to be comforted by a mommy
is this even possibly?

We already do, she goes to school 3 hours away, but when she's not at her dorm she's only a hour or so away.

That's called being a switch.

You dont. Unless your chad. Ir dont mind 'mommy' constantly getting dicked by chad.

that fucking rules

good luck to you both!

I'm actually waiting for a plane with Mommy gf, ask me anything.

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Thank you user, off I go to google.

>~
you're larping man

What airport, I'll fite you if you're at the same one I am

Atl, but now I'm on the plane. We boarded 30 minutes early. I'm a ginger with 2 and half feet of hair

>so many anons here with mommy gfs
I'm so jealous bros ;_;

I want to read this thread and it's about to die so I'm going to bump it in case I want to reply.

You're supposed to keep both eyes open while aiming. Tell this farmer to kys.

You should probably be good at actual dating/socializing first before going after niche women

My life is a constant struggle against the authentic part of myself which just wants to withdraw from the world, and no matter how hard I try to fight it I'm never left functional enough to be independent. Deep down all I really want is a caring and understanding woman who will shelter me from all the things in life I can't handle, but I don't even know if that's a realistic desire: it's hard to believe a relationship with me could be worth it when I can't help but feel like I have so little to give in return, and I fear growing dependent might just lead me to disconnect from and neglect myself. I am such a mess and I unironically do not know how to be myself and oh god why am I posting this I don't want to talk to anyone and this sounds so stupid

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I just dropped by to tell you that I know how you feel, Mike-kun. I don't know if we'll ever be saved but here's to saving ourselves one day. You're not alone.