READY... FIGHT!

I choose all three!

Hopefully they are so busy fighting amongst themselves they will not notice me and I can nope the fuck right on out.

tigers are stealth hunters so it would watch and see. Bears and gorillas are territorial as fuck but a bear would probably destroy a gorilla. Tiger would realize how outmatched it is and probably run or turn its sights on you. You're left with a slightly injured bear and a tiger hunting you.

Hopefully they fight over the gorilla carcass.
Still not any worse off .

OP, what is the arena like?

A full-grown grizzly can get up to 9.8 feet tall when it is standing on its hind legs, is also an average of 600 lbs. They can also run up to 35 mph.

Weight-wise alone that's about the equivalent of three NFL Linebackers, so the bear wouldn't be my choice for sure.

n-no, but people killed more bears using just knives than tigers and gorillas

Imagine the roman coliseum. You're a naked, unarmed gladiator facing off one of these, of your choice.

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Tiger, it's possible that if you're just cool, it may not fucking kill you. At least some people can own those

Grizzlies are more like 1000-1500 lbs for a full grown Kodiak. I think the largest was over 2000.

It's not an encounter though, it's a fight. Gun to your head, which one do you stand a chance with?

Animal-lets putting gorillas in the same category as fucking tigers and grizzly bears show the true extent of their lack of knowledge. Gorilla is the "best" choice.

I've been lifting for 7 years and i have been taking mma classes for 3 years, im pretty sure i can beat the shit out of the gorilla.

>Grizzlies are more like 1000-1500 lbs for a full grown Kodiak
Funny statement you got there, grizzlies are a separate sub-species of brown bear to kodiaks. But I get your point, although large animal predator figures are usually exaggerated (I'd usually always go with conservative figures with a hundred or so pounds shaved off).

I choose the tiger, so I can die instantly

Loved this film

But the gladis got weapons and better healthcare, FUCK

>naws on you neck
>gets bored once you’re bleeding out

What a low iq faggot.

Has your dumb ass seen the size of those lads? No kick or punch you could possibly throw would even so much as phase a gorilla. You’ll just die. Beating a gorilla with your fists or legs will never happen. If you choke it or gouge the eyes you may get lucky, but the fight’ll begin with an insanely powerful and fast charge into ground and pound by a nearly 500 pound beast that will surely incapacitate you.

>I've been lifting for 7 years and i have been taking mma classes for 3 years, im pretty sure i can beat the shit out of the gorilla.

Gorillas are easily up to nine times as strong as humans are. Unless you can deadlift around 6000 lbs, a silverback gorilla is gonna be both bigger and stronger than you.

Watch this video. Does a good job of explaining gorilla strength.

youtube.com/watch?v=owAtsqxVi10

Gorillas are not usually anywhere near 500 pounds, fyi. They aren't King Kongs.

>go on tiger wikipedia article, go to hunting/prey section
>read some of it

>"Gaurs and water buffaloes weighing over a ton have been killed by tigers weighing about a sixth as much.[105]"
>Asiatic black bears and Ussuri brown bears may constitute up to 40.7% of the diet of Siberian tigers depending on local conditions and the bear populations.[99]
>Tigers generally do not prey on fully grown adult Asian elephants and Indian rhinoceros but incidents have been reported.[100][101][102]
>[102]"Tiger kills adult rhino in Dudhwa Tiger Reserve". The Hindu. 29 January 2013

>Tiger kills adult rhino
good god

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>No other extant land predator routinely takes on prey this large on its own
uber cats

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No they’re not. All Kodiaks are grizzlies but not all grizzlies are Kodiaks. It’s just a specific geographical region where salmon are plentiful and grizzlies grow larger than normal with the increased calories.

You can't have a sub species of a sub species. Kodiaks are a sub species, and if they weren't, then they wouldn't exist (unless used as some non scientific descriptor of large grizzlies from a certain region).

this is a mistranslation of the brazilian name. nobody is going around choking lions out lmao.

Truly the apex animal of this planet

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it doesnt matter, I can kill them all

>play dead
>run away afterwards
>acquire weapons
>kill them

literally not a threat

girl would just end up choking you out

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>play dead

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You are correct. Technically this is the only one we've proven we can beat one on one with no weapons.

>pic related and based as fuck

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>he got away
quad era demonstration.

i think being raped probably counts as a loss

but did he die though

Silverback because it's the lightest one of them according to google. Would most likely die but I'd try to wrestle him down and take his back because my striking is horrendous.

>acquire weapons
>kill them

>Rules- No weapons allowed. Bareknuckle only. Dirty fighting is allowed.

Gorilla
Here's why, they are territorial but not carnivorous. So my strategy is
>Run
>Wait for Canadian winter to do the job for me
Gg2ez

You have to understand that he's the guy who also says "it doesn't matter I have a gun" in MMA threads. Reading isn't his strongest skill

"Grizzly bear" has no set definition, it is just a common name for North American brown bears, so yes; Kodiak bears are a specific type of grizzly.

No it would just start eating you before killing you. There was a guy camping once who recorded his own death and you could hear his screams while the bear was tearing him apart.

You'd have the best chance against the silverback of course. Theh don't hunt humans and if you show you are scared and submissive they will fuck off at some point.

I only brought my fists to the fight, the rest is on site procurement
stay mad that you didnt think of it IQlet

>rape the gorilla
>get aids
>rape the bear and the tiger
>give them aids
what do i win?

Probably tiger, seems the most doable, if you can somehow get on its back

>No weapons allowed

Even in the case that they were allowed, there's still a few glaring flaws in that plan. A bear especially isn't going to give a shit if you're playing dead, and it's a common misconception that this is a good idea. That only works if you're attacked by a mother protecting her cubs, but in an offensive fight where the bear has already attacked, no Bueno.

A tiger would be the least doable. Read the attached reply.

>bear has already attacked
dont asspull a rolling start

I'd choose tiger. Any of the three is a death sentence, bit I'd hope the tiger would go for my jugular and just get it over with quicker.

Either way OP, you're a faggots, all you did was give three really shitty options of getting killed.

It's a fight tard.
Read the thread again from the start.

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Nigger have you ever seen how swift a tiger is? That shit is greased lightning.

>You're a naked, unarmed gladiator facing off one of these

So, a Christian?

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I'll bite. Im sure even a chimpanzee will tear you to pieces.

Sure. This whole thread can just be one big christfag fuckfest.

AIDS

>Luckily I always keep a derringer in my prison pocket

source: this faggot's asshole

I choose the retard who is giving me such a choice.

A case of the flu and a swift death followed by a vicious anal fucking session administered by the local pervy mortician.

I've heard it aswell, you can find the audio on youtube
I dont remember what its called tho

>t. has no idea how tigers hunt.

The bear and the tiger are not primates, so they wont become infected.

This is true. The man's name was Timothy Treadwell, a nature enthusiast. I've attached a picture of him posing with a bear and the wikipedia article on his death.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell#Death

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>fighting a wild animal
>implying we wouldn't get along

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White women love BGC (Big Grizzly Cock) it's a FACT.

How can white boys even compete???

Wholesome.

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This board is so hostile sometimes. Animals are for cuddling.

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>ywn have a big swole cat as a pet
>he'll never give you a quick death while you sleep at 60 yo to prevent you from having to live past your prime
>your gains won't be used to foster his

why even live

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blue board, pls don't post interracial porn

>sneaking up on a tiger

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i've been preparing for a long time to take on animals and niggers (as they don't exist in plentiful numbers in my country yet)
first i go for the side of the stomach (kidneyshot), then i go for the eyes (eye gorger), i turn around so they can't tell where my next hit is coming from and stab two fingers into their noseholes and deliver a direct brain hit (mind number)
if all that isnt enough i use the flat palms of my hands on both ears to create a sonic wave which makes the animal pummel/lose balance (ear burster)
honestly i could probably take on one tiger or two gorrilas and one and half grizzlies/polar bears easily

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American detected.

that's better

That audio on YouTube isnt real. The Grizzly Man(Treadwell) did get eaten and it was recording but the real audio isnt online anymore, at least not anywhere easily accessible.

Reminder this faggot got his girlfriend killed as well.

Detective time fellas

Bear. Even though it's the strongest, it'll probably give up and leave the fastest.

It was a leopard (or cheetah maybe) that a guy beat barehanded by shoving his hand down its throat, think you are conflating them

It is literally in the thread

Wounded grizzly bear is more than on the menu for a tiger, actually. They'd contend at full health. To be fair though there's like 6 sub species of tiger and the largest (siberian) are like twice the size of the smallest (sumatran) so whatever image people have when they think "tiger" differs. I'd say Bengal is the default tiger but they are massive gaur killers too.

>neutral start is the enemy having hit you once already

I reckon you could take a gorilla on if you had ten years of boxing and must Thai. Teep it and try to get a good knockout. The others you wouldn't stand a chance though

I'm pretty sure that guy died making that documentary.. you know, because he was killed by a bear.

Mata leão os the chadest name a move could have, what is a round house kick supposed to be ? Do you live in a round house ? Are you some sissy that lives in a round house and doesn't kills lions with arm locks ? Fuck off retard

they say the short-faced bear may have single handedly prevented human migration to north america for tens of thousands of years.

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Alternative question, which of these animals could be defeated by the least amount of Jow Forumsizens?

Based and retard-pilled

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chimpanzees can get fucked, an above average strong person could kill a chimp if they had to

Hadn't got that far down, but for what it's worth... rarehistoricalphotos.com/carl-akeley-leopard-1896/

gorilla, at least 2 strong Jow Forumsizens could take on one and beat it to death