Drinking

hows monday going bros? enjoying yet another day beer here with an udon-esque cup ramen

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I have a bit of vodka left but I'm at that point after a binge where my teeth feel rotten from puking so much bile and theres a shitstorm in my gut. So will probably save it for tomorrow...

No offense but your food has been a bit more low effort than usual lately, everything going alright?

iktf get better bro, maybe take a few days off if you can but i also know how hard that is. haha its okay, you are right. nothings changed but i just feel like having cheap simple meals when i drink these days is all. should start cooking again though

You should keep cooking, you seem good at it. I know that feel of just wanting to throw something in the microwave to take bites of between beers though.

I still need to find Raging Bitch if only for the art. Lately when I'm not chugging liquor I've been enjoying sour ales though, hits my sweet tooth nicely

yeah i should stop drinking so much again too fuck me. where do you live? ive seen tropical raging bitch thats come out but yet to try it since im set in my ways. any sour ales you recommend bro?

I went to mail out my rent payment and pick up some beer, got to the counter and realized I had forgotten my fucking wallet
Luckily Olde English is cheap as fuck and I had plenty of change in my car
Still had to do the walk of shame putting my beer back before I came back in
Probably gonna pop in a Red Baron Mexican Pizza in a bit for lunch, no fancy 'za for me today

>Red Baron
based. never had the mexican pizza but i like their single pepperoni frozen pizzas a lot. reminds me of childhood. cheers bro, enjoy your OE

I'm in the midwest near Kansas City, I'll have to look for tropical now that its warming up again. Honestly I like mixing and matching local breweries, avoiding any nasty meme flavors. Theres a local one that makes a Sour Grape "Jam" and Blueberry "Jam" that are easy drinking.

I used to get cases of Icehouse Edge right off the pallet back before I started leeching off my folks again, nothing is worse than being the guy who shows up every week to buy 2 cases of Icehouse Edge

ill have to keep an eye out thanks. i like looking for local brews too, thank god dogfishhead and flying dog are so close to me

The mexican pizza is surprisingly good, I sprinkle cayenne pepper on that bitch to take it to the next level

Heh I just buy a few cans every day because I don't give a fuck

sounds tasty friend, enjoy it. i havent had pizza in a while

Just woke up. Kind of accidentally stayed up til 2 AM writing again.

I really should be working on final papers but that's so boring compared to a lot of the other things bouncing around in my head. I thought ahead and picked up a fresh bottle of bourbon last night that I probably shouldn't open until 5...

morning friend. i have finals and projects to work on too but fuck me if i dont always put it off til the last night

I remember being so stoked to turn 21 back as a young alchie, now at 25 I think I might have been better off not being allowed to buy booze every day. Could be worse I guess, my best friend from high school shoots heroin now...

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god i feel the same way. its so sad hearing about old friends like that who grew up twisted. i guess im one of those old friends though. the only high school friend i know who's worse off than me had a breakdown a few years back and had to go to the looney bin for a bit

I think its pretty telling when someone's only friends end up down a dark road, it seems like thats the case for most robots. Obviously if we're here we're fucked up too, but its interesting the different kinds of sick people band together for comfort in environments like high school

Sorry to bring down the mood lol

nah its okay i enjoy being melancholy while dirnking alone. most of my friends ended up really well but its just a few desu. high school wasnt very fun for me but it was much simpler and more innocent. i hope you can look up soon user, take care

In another life I was in the navy. Best friend while I was in the service was a former heroin addict who cleaned up while he was enlisted. Once he got out he lost his wife (no big loss) and his good post-military job, went back to being a twink trading favors for drugs. Last I heard he had become a she and was posting tranny selfies on insta.

Guess drinking some bourbon every day isnt so bad by comparison.

christ what a life. that must be bizarre to think about

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It's pretty strange. Sort of feels like the person I knew has died and theres this new person I dont know in his place.

Oh well, that's how it goes I guess.

yeah i feel you. life is very strange.i still think ther is more beauty in the world but there is so much pain and sadness it gets me down sometimes

It's funny, I've lots a lot of the things that gave me purpose in the last year, but I've found new things.

Unfortunately I've also been reset to my original factory settings and have become a bot again.

heres a sip to hoping you can keep finding purpose and drive friend, cheers

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had a lot of wine and beer on saturday (and my body just can't handle this combo for some reason, though I drink a lot of them separately) so I haven't been drinking for last two days which hasn't happened for several months now
maybe it's time for a break, or I'll be back tomorrow, who knows

take a break if you can user. i know its hypocritical of me to say so but its likely what you body needs

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I have a strepto throat so ramen nudles and gin and tonics for me. And pencillin and 600 mg ibuprofen. Im floating right now.

Ive got to drive to work in 30 minutes.
I just poured my 8th shot of vodka this morning

yeah, thank you
I wish we all would stop drinking, but life just gets so boring and dull without it, I think that's the main reason I keep going back to it

cheers mate, careful not to go too overboard though!
dont drink and drive bro...thats not cool
yeah ive been largely unable to enjoy life while sober for a long time but ive tried my best to make changes to that

Maybe consider callin a sick day user

The longer you go without it the easier it gets, but those first few days when you feel like you'll never feel happy again can be unbearable

please do this. dont drink and drive. i am ashamed to say i was a drunk driver as well and while nobody got hurt, i stoppped after a DUI and its no good. dont risk your life or anyone elses bro

I totalled TWO cars, didn't learn my lesson the first time. Now I just don't bother driving at all.

But moralfagging aside, user would probably feel better just chilling at home than working through a hangover later

shit well im glad you or nobody else was hurt, hopefully, and im glad you still managed to learn your lesson at least friend

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Its cool. Ive been drinking like this before work for a year now. Doesnt effect me at all.

bro dont drive. in all honesty if you drink heavy 8 drinks may not be enough to cause a real shitshow but you never know and drunk driving is shitty as fuck.

Lel what's your occupation?

clouds & 72f

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Fucking retail manager. I want to fucking die.

it's 1 pm here and I'm already getting concerned looks.

what kind of store? worked retail ages ago but not as a manager just a cashier and it sucked but at least my cowokers were cool

Fair enough, was half expecting you to say air traffic controller

ate about 20 something mg of benzos cause i feel like shit

Target. It fucking blows.

christ that sounds awful. you planning on moving on sometime soon bro?

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I did 10 years in retail, I know the feeling
I was smart enough to not aspire to any "management" positions though, it's just more work and bullshit for a small raise.
Now I throw boxes into delivery vans for a living and am much happier for it

drink drive kill

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>you will never get to fuck a chick who is thoroughly disgusted with you but still has to fuck you anyway
God that's so hot

Ive been working on writing screenplays between work and bouts of crushing depression. I doubt it will lead to any career oppurtunities, but it's a hobby at least.

Enjoy your snooze

able to share the plot of your screenplay? sounds pretty based

>able to share the plot of your screenplay?
I second this notion
I totally won't steal it
Totally
Trust me dude
dude

the moon landing is a hoax

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Its about the first World Trade Center bombing in 1993 and how bad the fbi and police goofed up in stopping it.

Also getting started on another one about a realistic alien first contact scenario from the perspective of the government parties trying to manage the public whos gone into full blown panic/existential crisis.

sounds like something i would enjoy reading thanks user. ive never tired writing a screenplay but i enjoy writing short stories. im writing one about a young man on the team thats building the golden gate bridge and having to do research on the time period and the profession but its been pretty fun

long as the infinite is long
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Longcat did 9/11. The truth is out there

The research is the funnest part in my opinion

it is quite nice desu and its great to learn new things you would never have done otherwise. good luck on yoru screenplays user, if i ever see a similar plot in theaters/stage im going to know its you whether it is or not

hows it going user.just went out drinking with my family to celebrate my birthday

fuck i wish i wasn't sexually frustrated, i would be so much more productive

happy birthday bro, how old are yo now and what did you do with your famiy? go to a bar/restaurant?

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thanks user, i'm 26 this year, probably entering boomer territory. it's been a few years that i go out have dinner and have a drink with dad and mom on my birthday on a restaurant.

how's your day?

itt: addicts on a monday

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fuck me im 28 and a certified boomer now. its been good, woke up and headed straight to the liquot store for beer and been dirnking since. about to pass out soon since im quite drunk and pray i dont drink anymore this week unitl the weekendyes

Everyone on this board is addicted to something, be it masturbation, junk food, video games, or even their own misery

stil dont feel much
i got migh tolerance but this was enough to make me feel drowsy
oh well more pills i guess

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Slippery slope man. The closest I've come to actually going thru with suicide was while withdrawing from benzos, its an absolute nightmare. Really better used as intended for panic episodes imo

we're gonna make it mate, i hope you're having a stable monthly income at least. i quitted my job this january and tried to go freelance but my depression has been taking over and i can't be arsed to work at all.

cheers man best of luck to you. im no trich by any means but my aprt time job gets me beer at leat. hope you find a new job bro

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is good
i have an infinite supply, its not like im gonna kms or anything heh

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I drank pretty hard last night. dont have a hangover today. Im gonna skip drinking today considering yesterday was supposed to be a sober day.
im feeling it in my liver though. i gotta slow down more.

good choice bro. i need to stop that too i was feeling hear pain today and didnt even enjoy drinkingal that much today which tells me i need to take a break again

I forgot to drink last night and broke my 12 day streak. Bought 1L of bourbon and finished it by Saturday afternoon, and I forgot to buy more.

how much did you drink a day for those 12 days? just a litre?

well I looked around my room and I have 5 empty 1L bottles so probably that much

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