Could you fight an ape and win?

Could you fight an ape and win?

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The problem is if you fight one and start to win all the other ones jump in.

Just one then.

Win a ticket to the afterlife

how long do I have to survive after for it to count as a win instead of a draw?

Just the encounter.

Jow Forums may not like it but no matter how much you bloat max you'll never be able to fight harambee

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oh yeah then I could "win"

>implying i would want to fight one of the gentlest souls to ever exist
>implying i don't miss harambee every day

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The better question if I want to fight him or... let him dominate me. Just imagine those rippling muscles and pure force being pushed down of you while you have no way to fight back. He pins you and ripps those shorts off and you can feel his girth spreading your pink boyhole. Him pumping his seed inside of you...
remind me why anyone would want to fight an ape?

I'd twat the fuck out of a Gibbon. They are so fucking pathetic that they are literally the only ape not classed as a great ape. Fucking losers

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>twating the fuck out
>Not fucking the twat out

user...

Saimang might fuck you up

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I think I could beat a gorilla in a fight. Seriously.

I've been doing MMA for 6 years now, and boxing for 7 years, so I could.

And lifting for 4 years. 6'2 and 190 lbs.

I am incredibly fast, and just as reactive. I would just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him, and then punch him in the face. I will not let loose, one mistake and the gorilla is done for. Of course as always, there will be faggots from here to think this is impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower my friends, and second of all it's not with your dyel bodies that you will ever accomplish anything.

Any man who have trained whatsoever can beat a gorilla with a knife. Bare hand doesn't have to be more complicated, it's just a question of technics.

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humans don't have the killed instinct animals have
the ape would bite the fuck out of your jugular

just like niggers!

the average gorilla penis size is only about 6cm, just beta him into submission by flashing your dick in an helicopter movement in front of him and the females of his clan and you will be kingz

This?

What about a chimp?

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why would you want to? they look so chill and wholesome

With weapons probably, barehanded no chance

Hot

is this achievable natty?

based monkey cumbrain poster

Based

you read my mind

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Chimps have no honour

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Yes. It just takes a while.

kek