>android

Haha the stage of wage slaves. Sheckleburg doesn't care.

>caring about what random people think of your little computer you carry around
lol

youtube.com/watch?v=lMI5aiQ023Y

neekeri iphone

Thank you kind management, for always being there to give my life direction that it would otherwise lack, since I am but a measly imbecile unable to use my time in a fitting manner.

"Bitches love IPhones, this one bitch let me put it up her ass, and it got stuck. It took 3 firefighters and a whole bottle of KY Jelly"!

This only happens in burgerland

iPhone ftw

>console wars
I prefer turdlet posting. You guys aren't turdlets are you?

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Jokes on them, I have a windows phone.

>niggers
Not surprising. Stupid monkeys care so much about their phones and shoe brands while living in a shack with the windows busted up.

More depressed about the fact they constantly mention height 2bh

>tfw turds too big to be flushed half the time
turdlets have no idea how lucky they are.

>smart people have androids
>a bunch of conformist normie stupid whores don't like android users

WOE IS ME

>implying females give a fuck about your phone

As an AndroidChad, I make fun of my girl all the time for her iphone.

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>still using a motorola flip phone
Its not like I have anybody to talk to anyways

>literal pool at house.
ever heard of the Texas sharp shooter?

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Imagine paying 1000 dollars for a phone that you will replace in 8 months because it fucking broke down just like the last one.

What are you gibbering about, schizo?

Was it still working,?

>caring about thots
>using a smartphone
Protip: apple signals being in the social sphere of notmies, having plenty of resources (money), and by proxy reproductive value. City people are trash.

Asians love apple the most

I've been with my Android phone longer than my own mother.

I don't care, I don't buy things to please others. I love my s8 and whoever doesn't like it can kick rocks.

That pool that he pushes her into would be easier to see if years of incest in your family hadn't affected your eyesight.

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I only have an apple phone coz it was a hand down, but now I'm locked in to that shit coz sunk cost fallacy, before I that I had and android and love it

Apple is for normies that want to fit in. Androids work just fine and you don't have to pay apple for all your media

>Not having a micro sd card in your phone.

I do. Suggest some android gayms please.

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I wish I had an android gf

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>Rymdkapsel
>Super Hexagon
>Soda Dungeon
>Ridiculous Fishing
>Pocket Mortys

That's every decent game on android that comes to mind that isn't on an emulator.

If some cunt cares that much about something as insignificant as what phone I use, then she's gonna be critical about everything.

Smash Hit is another really good one and it's totally free too, with no ads.

>she spends more than an hour each day on her cell phone

dropped

i dont even own a smart phone. i have a little pantech slide phone that ive had for 10+ years. the battery is duck taped in and the 90% of the screen plastic has chipped off but it still works like brand new. it actually helps me a lot with women and normal fags because its a great conversation starter.