Be you

>be you
>look down
>see fat 8 inch cock

What's your first move?

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Trim that nasty hair

Brag about it online, find some size queen femanons (I know they exist) to trade nudes with, hope I'm not a shower else taking a shit will be a pain.

wonder how i gained .5 of an inch

OP took a picture of his cock, which is no thicker than the average pencil, then decided to post it here in an attempt to boost his self estreem. You have a skinny penis. We are all laughing.

I collect many willies, faggu.

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try to suck it

Nope you get this one

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Oh, that's much better. Show me the biggest wiener in your collection.

This might be the fattest willy i have. Too bad the foreskin is a shopping bag.

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hmm, I love the head on this one.

This is one of my more unique pieces.

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Very nice, show more abstract dicks.
Here's one from my special collection.

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attempt to fuck myself in the asshole

That one looks a bit unfortunate, do you have more that curve upwards like in the second pic?

i have the same boxers

Thanks man here's a dry one

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eWW THAT SHIT IS NASTY AF

Nice, kind of looks like coral for some reason.
Here's a penis in a bit of a predicament.

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>Cut it off to be a tranny nigger

>tfw OP didnt save my dick

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fell glad my hours-long jacking sessions are starting to pay off

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put on some skinny jeans and stride around town with my hands on my hips. finally the mates will come to me.

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not op, but is this you? it's a dick pic i saved from here

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No it was this i posted it in one of these threads a few days ago
also pic related

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Be happy that I have a foreskin

I have the other one!!

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Cut off that disgusting foreskin.

Cry because I lost an inch and I'm now a dicklet.

Holy shit I have this exact same thing only thing is my dick is a bit shorter.
Do you think you can even fuck with this? I'm still virgin

Why don't you make me, faggot? You don't even to see the cheese I'm farming.

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Wow, perfect dick right there.

Coping mutt

Go to this thread the guy is looking for you

Handled it like a boss

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Divert my attention to assert my control over my limbic systems desires for cheap highs.

How does bendy dick feel
I can't fathom it
Mine is perfectly straight but like
What the fuck
Can't you just straighten it

>big dick thread
>so few big dick pics
aaaaaaaa

I regret not saving more from cock blogs before tumblr banned them

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