/britfeel/

Think I'm just blind desu

Don't come here but I'm here to see what Plan B is, has it happened yet? When's it happening?

no one gives a fuck anymore were all drawing dicks on the wall

*draws a dick on the wall*

>movie from 1931
>lasses strip down to their old fashioned bras and bloomers

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i'm worried. worried i'm not good enough

Evens and I go out and grab myself a bunch of booze and get smashed alone in a dark room

flappers was a good look

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NO. EVENS AND I GET ALCOHOLA ND GET DRUNK ALONE I NMY ROOM.

Yep, nope, sorry. Evens and I go out and get alcohol to get pissed off of.

can we all just listen to wingnut dishwashers union please?

youtube.com/watch?v=o8YHVQGfFLs

Yeah, sorry, not having it mate. Evens and I get alcohol.

evens and i booze

Alrigt, this is my last chance. PLease give me evens, I'm sad and need to drown my sorrows.

My cousin had me go shopping for wedding clothes with her, it threw my entire day out of whack since I lost 3 prime hours

This even was completely out of my control

looks like a sober night in anony towers.
don't do the roll if youre not going to stick to the decision

It's Monday lad, sort yourself out

not everyone is (un)fortunate enough to be a wager lid

Just have a drink why do you need persmission from random numbers?

not him but, pfft

Okay, fuck it. I'm off out to get me some booze.

I HOPE THE SHOP IS CLOSED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wahey it's evens eventulu

>Booze? I'll be having Pepsi Max instead, as I'm a teetotaller

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SP attention seeking again

I'm really enjoying these pre-code films. Some really heavy stuff but fairly short run times. They just make their point and leave you to think about it

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I'm a neet too I just don't drink on Monday night, it screams alcoholism.

Two Aberdeen Angus steaks with chips for din dins then I might have a wank and good bed.

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So bloody hot.

This more more thana joke

Alri lads what you lot up to tonight?

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wanking to the picture of jim carrey as "eggman"

Balding sucks, thought growing my hair out would make it easier to hide but all it's done is speed it up I think.
It never sits right to hide it. Fml lads

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leaving your choices to fate is very liberating user

if odds i off myself immediately

Trying to decide if I should get drunk tbqh

>Jack & Jones
Looks like you have bigger problems on your hands lad

>started drinking because feeling shit
>stopped myself
>now drinking tea
>still feel like shit but won't completely ruin tomorrow at least

Otherwise sat here browsing this shithole waiting for the night to end so I can go to work tomorrow and forget everything worrying me for a while.

what car are you going to get user

here you go pal
instagram.com/rena_serenaa/?hl=en

she's so adorable though, and I like her voice

I can send you nudes if you have discord uwu

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Wash your greasy hair mate what the fuck

i have it on good authority that moni doesn't wipe his arse

How long before she's another thong thot?

He's got Shippy to lick it clean

I guess they were wrong, white girls do have arse.

Not him but, wasn't she wearing 1 in the first picture he posted?

she's not that kind of girl, she's too wholesome and is working towards things rather than just being an insta slag

she's not white

It's wet you mong, literally got out the shower 20 minutes ago

not a proper arse shot though.
she's testing the waters m8. The allure of thot bucks is too great

tfw no gf hitting me like a mohawk grenade tbqh lads

no she will never

same

Anyone into "The Bad Uncle - Pure Taboo"?

Give me an improv story prompt.

Just finished game of thrones lads. Eh. I am disappointed over all. Not surprised. The last couple seasons ain't been great.

Hotdog! Would you look at that dame!

Your hair is barely receding mate. Stop being such a whiny little bitch.

cat caught a rat lads. it was squeaking and running about

Little bitch? You're fucking nan mate, I'll deck you swear down

creepy how much that sounds like porn

11th day of not showering or changing my clothes. Had a sweaty wank and then went to the corner shop to buy snacks. Of course, the second time I see the cute Asian girl who works there now is today. One of these days I'm going to fix whatever's wrong with me that makes me live this way and maybe, if God shines favourably upon me, she might see me wearing clean clothes while looking and smelling okay.

Poor thing.

and what about the rat

Poleaboo's plan B is going to a gay bar for a shag

Finished busting open 36 Magic the Gathering booster packs

Got a few mythics but it was an overall highly unsatisfying experience

>you're fucking nan
No lad I am not a nan.
Got knock you sparko with my big much more receded head than yours.

first two episodes of the season were all talking, the third episode was no talking

>much more receded head than yours.

Calm down Shippy

posts are exactly a min apart..

Looks white to me desu

Still find it quite weird that I know this weird lad in real life.

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>Still find it quite weird that I know this weird lad in real life.
haha thats me

SHUT IT YOU GINGER LITTLE BITCH.
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE RECEDING HAIR.
STOP MOANING AND GET OFF YOUR LITTLE BITCH ARSE AND SORT IT OUT.
THE WOE IS ME THING IS PATHETIC YOU LITTLE GINGER RAT CUNT

>if God shines favourably upon me
You could just shower and wash your clothes

she's half palestinian, 20% native american, 20% spanish, and 10% german

Should I buy this for 450 quid (including saturday delivery?

scs.co.uk/maya-2-seater-sofa-scatter-back/L043559_SOHO-COLLECTION-GREY_BLACK-WOOD.html

I am seriously disappointed in this series. Massive let down to the last season. I remember three or 4 years ago getting so excited around 10pm on a Sunday knowing it would come out in a couple hours later that night. Getting hyped up humming the theme tune. Now it's just dogshit. Had this show most my adult life and it has just ended, well has been for a while, on such a low note.

No, it's a waste of money

Depression can make these things very difficult, user. Especially when combined with OCD. At least for me.

Jesus christ I hope you're joking. That is dreadful. Get yourself down British Heart Foundation and get a second hand sofa for 100 quid that looks ten times better.

not gonna lie lad, that looks like something you'd see in a indian restaurant thats trying be classy

Don't know if I can trust your opinion, you'ved lived with mummy and daddy for 26 years. And also waste a ton of money on shitty takeaways and vidya

>sitting where some junkie has sat
Also there's no chance a BHF sofa will look as aesthetic as that one

Got myself some snacks, cider and whiseky lads wahey

unironically like babymetal lads
youtu.be/g2372C5PJLM

since when does OCD stop you from washing yourself, usually it's the opposite

You have got to be kidding lad. But then again we like what we like. I still think it's stupid but if you like it who is to say no aye.

>A literal creatura
dios mio!

fuckin' shitting myself over plan b. What has the menace moni got in store for us? i'm shitting brick me!

Friends and 90% of my class are pressuring me to ditch school tomorrow. What should I do? I don't even mind going tomorrow and I get bux for being a gud boi that could get jeopardised if I don't have a way to excuse my absences. Fuck now I wish I was still a loner autist that's so hated that he can't go lower.

See now I'm questioning my decision though. It's a lot of money too and I don't necessarily need a sofa, it would just be a nice bonus in my flat

OCD can have nothing to do with hygiene at all. It affects people in different ways.

But to put it really simply: if I wash myself, I have to do a LOT of work. And that's time-consuming and exhausting. And I'm miserable and depressed, so I can't bring myself to do it.

>tfw colleague spent 2200 quid on a sofa
Then she complains about having no money at the end of the month

Ok you're gay then

>a literal creatura
With the face of an angel. Really makes ya think

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Friend wants to stay in London.

What's the best borough for them to stay in?

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