/r9gay/ - #710

New pastures edition

livethread link (for shitposting)
chen2.org/b/54528?last=100#bottom

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>tfw no robot bf to play hytaIe with all always

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>tfw no bf to play with his penis

here to be bored and gay

hi 26 :)

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nobody wants to play with you shut the fuck up

When hytale comes out we should play it :D

all i want is a cute bf that will watch anime with me. and also let me throw them on the fucking floor and fuck their brains out.

Fuck you guys I'm at least a 6

yes please
i will heal you as mage i promise

no, you're ugly and fat with nigger skin

nah you are ugly, very much so

All i want is a bf. He doesn't even have to be cute or like me i just want someone.

What do you have to offer user? Asking for a friend

I know nothing about the game, used to play Hypixel maps all the time on Minecraft though

What are your fetishes user?

I get hard on army twinks being dominated. I wanna be dressed up all nice and stuff with camo and combats and be tied up and fucked in my boypussy.

Absolutely nothing that's why i will never find a bf.

>tfw no csgo bunnyhop bf to play KZ maps, surf and learn sweet pixelwalks
>tfw no csgo legitaim bf to cheat in silver matches and troll when people are toxic

For me? It's vanilla. Hugging and cuddles with a true love.

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any cock lusting sluts willing to let me use them?

Getting rimmed and gentle, loving domination.

>>>/grindr/
slut get out

Ah. Well get your shit togheter then user, good luck.

What erea

Do you guys really think I'm ugly

Wow why did i never think of that before?

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midwest, in iowa actually

take ur ugly ass to /soc/

If I could help I'd do but man I don't know how and you have to put effort from your part too

Srry eurofag here

>tfw no below average height scandinavian bf to hug till death

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>imgur.com/a/WchCbRf
yes, very very very very ugly now get the fuck out

Any boys from hertfordshire in the thread

Man fuck you guys you ask me to post a pic, tell me I'm ugly, and then send me to /soc/

>tfw extremely introverted
>tfw depressive personality
>tfw no friends
>tfw khv
will I ever find love?

Rough oral.

The type that's degrading and leaves him exhausted. I love that feeling, when I'm standing over him and he's desperately gasping for air. Face all covered in tears and drool. Rubbing and slapping him with my cock. He's already struggling and we're nowhere near finished. I just love that. Watching him struggle to take the punishment.

It's too bad he's sort of soft, so I can't really get into it as much as I want to.

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for the user in the last thread that wanted to talk on discord
awoo#3235

Someone pls talk to me or I'm gonna cry

hey what's up, why are you going to cry if nobody talks to you?

what would u wanna talk about user

Because I'm lonely
Nothing in particular i just want to have someone to talk to

>tfw no baking bf

>tfw love baking but dont because I fear getting fat
>tfw make up the calories from alcohol anyway

Thanks for nothing gays I'm gonna go cry now

>bohoo im 19 and im going to cri :((((
fuck off faget

>tfw no swim bf
>tfw no Swim bf
How you doin gaybots?
Ive done nothing but play HS and Gwent the whole day
Maybe I wont meet a swim bf by summer at this pace

>hs and gwent
Why do you play p2w ganes

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>p2w
You mean pay to play?
Its how every tcg and ccg operates, gwent and Hs even give you stuff for free
I didnt spend a single cent on gwent yet i have multiple viable/meta decks due to homecoming, and for HS you have a lot of budget versions of decks, but decks like Nomi priest is only 3k dust, which 1.2k is just the nomi and the rest are budget cards

you a cutie? oregano

No I'm ugly. Oregon

Well then lad, take your seat on the neverending ride.

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Meow meant pay to win
>I didnt spend a single cent on gwent yet i have multiple viable/meta decks due to homecoming, and for HS you have a lot of budget versions of decks, but decks like Nomi priest is only 3k dust, which 1.2k is just the nomi and the rest are budget cards
Meow is bad at math

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I wish you all gentlemen, a very merry death. So long.

Methinks thou'st a son of a cur.

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I'm going to crash the ride with no survivors

That op pic tho, wtf op?

Ohio anons are great in number , but few in reaching out and talking to one another
Fuuuuck

Anyway does anyone else believe black hair is the apex of beauty?

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>no attention
>i don't talk to him
what now?

boys with deep voices reading me poetry

I love uniforms too, I'd join up after college but I wouldn't want to go through basic and all that. So I'll just buy them online

>meet guy on this thread
>lives near me
>enjoy talking to him
how long do you think until he breaks my heart anons

How to a friendzone a guy who is too fluffy for me and also thinks he's a Slytherin and has sweat that makes everything smell like curry?

Wow, I want to be this

premarital sex is immoral and unhealthy
remember to stay pure anons

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>tfw Ohio user with black hair
Talk to me, gaylord

thanks for the reminder user i'll keep it in mind

Marriage is fucked up and weird.

Marriage is the cutest and the best thing ever
I want to marry a boy so we get less taxes

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>offing himself before 30 is not in his plans
normie

But user you cant marry anyone whos under 18y

You could say the same thing about all gay "sex."
Homosexual marriage isn't real marriage no matter what the jewpreme court says.

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Absolutely seething.

Stay mad, incel.

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hey guys I just want to be loved, for real, I want to offer my love onto anyone and just let them love me back, i want to bring them up and they can bring me up. I just want love

im pretty sure we all want that user

do you shave your armpits user?

I know I just thought i would join the club

Did you know that one third of millenials say they are not 100% straight?
I am angry, but not at gays. You are actually the victims of all this, whether you realize it or not. I am angry at the people with power and influence who promoted a high-risk lifestyle for decades.
Being gay is a choice. The gay/bi populaion increases with each generation. Soon it will be over 50%. You can't naturally have a 50+% gay/bi population, so sexuality must be at least somewhat a choice.

No, my bf likes sniffing my hairy pits.

lmao the bait is really strong with this one, truly buttmad

user, it's okay.
You're clearly jealous and that's perfectly fine.
We're just better than you.

I wouldn't want to be straight either.
Imagine having to deal with women. Yikes!

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It's not bait. The bisexualization of our society has been celebrated by LGBT organizations and the media. I found the 1 in 3 millennials statistic in the washington post.
If I wanted to be gay then I would just be gay. There are a number of good reasons not to be. Yes women suck but it's worth it.

lmaooooooooooo imagine your brain being this fucking smooooth

So you have no real response to anything I said?

i only respond to intelligent arguments

>It's not bait. The bisexualization of our society has been celebrated by LGBT organizations and the media. I found the 1 in 3 millennials statistic in the washington post.

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If being gay is an option for you to begin with, congratulations: you're gay. For actual straight men the idea of participating in homosexuality is utterly rejected. You are a repressed, self-hating homosexual and you are projecting that self-hatred outwardly onto us. We're what you wish you could be, but force yourself not to for whatever stupid reason.

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this and also dubs, that is how you know it is right

i raised you well my servant
now erase his existence and later i will grant you an audience with me but until such time restrain your urge from beholding my glorious form

what does this mean? like i have no clue at all what this means

take hrt and i'll think about touching you

unironically based and cute picture

I am already on low dose E

im making a folder of wholesome gay pics
post your wholesomeness

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Which part of what I said do you take issue with?
Well, it's an option. We all have options. We all have choices that we make. You're the one who wants to deny that agency.
Maybe certain things wouldn't seem like good options if we lived in a society that was more honest about the consequences of homosexuality.
You're forgetting the role that things like pornography addiction and social pressure play in this.

>tfw skinny but im so ugly that only fatties want me

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Daily reminder that trannies are fucking disgusting and cute males are the most mentally healthy, cuddle worthy and loving people you could possibly be with on planet earth.

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Trannys and gays aren't all that different from the perspective of normal people.

Me on the right you on the left
Also very cute picture user!

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thanks user!
i stole it from one of the previous threads

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This ones my favorite but the file is too large to post here
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I also like pic related

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