I'm trying to practice with fat girls on bumble. Should I post that message

You lost 3% of your battery in 22 minutes? Jesus user

Quite a large amount (pun intended)
I admit I watch TV and zwip right without looking so I'm at fault here.

I haven't touch a human girl in 10 years. I just need something. Try it user

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>And thank you!
lmao friendzone

Yeah after you got the attention you wanted you little bitch. Literally no reason at all you couldn't have done that to begin with, thus proving you're an attention whore

I have about 5 apps open, phone is at almost max brightness, Bluetooth is on, I have my phone screen on the whole time lol. I'm using a Samsung galaxy s9 plus.

>Reddit notifications
>Reddit notifications

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guessing we're on the same boat, been wanting to get my noodle wet for a while

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it sounds like she was genuinely interested in you and was enjoying the conversation. i think you were too. but now you ruined it.

Why are you so hostile. I didn't post it at first because I was hoping someone here had something more clever to say.
Cool your jets pal

I ruined it. But I had zero. 0. Attraction to her so what's the point.

She looks cute, and not fat. Maybe chubby. But then again some girls are masters at taking selfies that make them look ten times better than they really do so maybe she is giant.

Would you get with a fat chick user?

Heh she isn't cute. See pic.
They are pretty good at making themselves look better than they are... It pisses me off.

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maybe if you're on r9k it's for good reason, that you have high standards for others but not for yourself.

maybe if you tried dating her you'd actually really enjoy her company.

dang, like a big mac commercial

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I am not good person. Now you're making me feel guilty for posted her pics for you guys... And asking her to sit on my face.
Fuck.
I shouldn't have even messaged her back since I wasn't attracted to her. I'm the asshole...
Thanks for being real with me. I really think she is too large though.

Tfw I kind of resemble this woman
Fucking kill me

Just got a message from this girl. Oh boy

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not him but since when is not being fat high standards? Thats like ruling out the bottom 10 percent of girls

Hey fembot. I'd at least cuddle and fall asleep with you. Don't be so hard on yourself.

>tfw no cute black girl to date
you know white male/black female couples have the lowest divorce rates out of any pairing
assuming you are white

>cute black girl
>only likes white guys
user DON'T FUCK THIS UP YOU FAGGOT

I posted my pic in thread. Yes I'm white. I wouldn't be against black girls. I kinda find this girl cute. She likes video games white guys and anime... Hmmm

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>bottom 10 percent of girls
Must feel good to not be american. Here if you refuse to date fat girls, you're ruling out at least 60% of girls

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Dont pity me! I mean Im not fat I have that going for me but yes we can snuggle

Okay I will out some effort into her. All she say was "heyy"
She is alright... This is another pic. Eh.
I am not looking to date her. I just wanna fug.

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I really wanna know how this turned out

I really am not into all this small talk through texts. What do I even say to heyy...
Ask her how her fucking day is?

You were just being hard on yourself. Hey you're winning if you aren't fat.

op took 17 minutes to reply. she already lost interest (and had at least 24 other guys message her) before he even asked her to sit on his face.

Give me your discord You hermaphrodite

It took me a few hours to initially reply to her though. But you're probably right. Some guys like fat girls.

She didn't respond. Big surprise.

Toan 9596
And what's up with the name calling.

Fuck this girl is actually pretty. Has a kid and has been married but I'm not trying to have a relationship with her either. Surprised she even responded to what I said lmao

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luker here, report back to me on your experience getting cat fished

You believe these women are fake? They have a verified check mark next to most of their names.
Anyways, I'm probably going to delete this app after today

I'm talking to a guy who gave his discord so I have no idea what you're talking about.

What's cat mean. I am the guy that gave his discord...

Jesus Christ you're slow

Honestly, you made the same thread last night

Stop being an attention seeking faggot, nobody cares that you're on a dating app. There's nothing noteworthy about it. Lots of us are.

So fuck off with these retarded threads.

Noted.
But you could also ignore the thread and move on. There are worse, more degenerate threads out there to be annoyed by.

Also i like the attention I got on here. If no one replied and showed the interest they did I wouldn't ever make threads.

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Lose weight then you lazy nigger.

Ya know. None of that is incorrect.

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I try to be rational but I also realize I am being an attention seeking faggot. I get that. Maybe I don't get enough irl. Not sure.
Also what's with the random book cover?

Well if you don't know, I think I can gather how you're experience is going to go anyways, so good luck.

she doesn't look that fat from her face

the real problem is that she's a nigger and that you are using reddit

You mean a canticle for lebowitz?

I just like it.

Great book choice senpai. Read it a few months back and really enjoyed it. Have you read the sequel that he wrote? I've heard it isn't as good

>tfw when you catfish girls 10+ years younger than you into sending nudes of dating apps

Thank you snapchat

How does paranoia not consume you? If I ever talk about personal or intimate stuff with a person of the opposite gender online, I always think it's someone just fucking with me. I'm a lolcow connoisseur. so I know how shit like this always ends up. I guess that's why I'm a 30yo khv.

I know that feel, Im around your age, but my entire teenage years were spent with Jow Forums and the type of people you see on lolcow who will fuck you. So I learned real quick never to reveal anything about yourself for even the slightest chance it could be someone fucking with you

Also Im

I heard the same!

No, I havent read it... Or at least if I have, I can't recall.

I grew up being told to never share your personal information online. The Internet and IRL were separate entities. Look at where we we're at now. What the fuck happened.

Acclimatization

It became so commonplace it faded into background noise.

Once people stopped questioning, that was it

Laws also caught up to protect stupid people

10 years ago and someone posted your naked pictures online with your name and address? Oh well its your fault

Now? Thats revenge porn youre going to be charged

But only if you're a woman.
Otherwise it's still "Oh well it's your fault."

>What the fuck happened.
social media destroyed the IRL/internet barrier.