Tfw posted your strange curved hook dick on r9k once and now a guy saved it and posts it everywhere

>tfw posted your strange curved hook dick on r9k once and now a guy saved it and posts it everywhere

Fuck you user, I just wanted to know if I could have sex with it. If it's even usable.

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You know who you are, you just posted it in a thread

Haha git gud

Is it you, if so did you get the reactions you were looking for

Must have been a nice dick

No but good luck finding the dick pic bandit user

It's a strange curved one, so strange in fact that I posted it asking if I can use it to have sex, like if it can physically be used to have normal sex because of it's shape.
That was a few months ago and I was supposed to find out once and for all but long story short I didn't and I'm still wondering.

Post it again. I'm fapping and could use the help

I literally posted it asking a question user, I didn't post it because I like posting nudes.

this one? i saw it on a thread just a few minutes ago.

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No but it's in the same thread, downward curved one shot from the profile.

this u bruh

if so RIP

Yeah, although it has gotten a tiny bit better since then ( that was around January or February )

I literally do not know if I can use it for sex because of the shape.

Not too bad OP. I'd suck it

This is smalltime. Try living with a bend on both axis.

When I made the thread everyone just kept saying how it's perfect for sucking and doggy but I'm just wondering if it's usable for normal vaginal from the front... no one has answered that.

I'm planning on keeping this thread alive until the dick thief comes

I'm perfectly fine with how it looks if I can fuck with it.

Well I don't have a vagina and it looks a bit too weird to let you fuck me with it but it does look mighty suckable.

Guess I'm left wondering until I get a gf and then either embarrass myself or not.

This is OP from other thread. Look man, I saved your willy a while back because it made me smile. I'm not deleting it.

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At least ask the question I was asking and try getting answers so we both gain something.

Fuck off, kid. Willy posting isn't some fucking game.

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How big is the folder

You don't ask another man that question.

You owe me that much for providing the dick pic.

Are you really that mad, kid?

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post more big peens pls

Bro what the fuck is wrong with you guys and your boomerang dicks. Were you guys made at the cheeto factory? How the fuck can a dick be so curved you gotta use a protractor to manage to get it all in.

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Please call them willy

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Eww wtf is that thing is looks like Exxon stock

It is literally my dick user

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Yeah you're basically fuckedd when it comes to anything other than shallow doggystyle. How does ones dick even look like this? Were you born that way? What do you mean by ''its better now''?

Born I think.
>What do you mean by ''its better now''?
I've straightened it a bit and it's more flexible.
Here I found a picture from back then I posted as well where I straightened it a bit, it's with ease.

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Do you straighten it while its hard? Doesn't that fucking hurt?

>Do you straighten it while its hard?
Yes, I still masturbate upwards like in the picture

>Doesn't that fucking hurt?
No

Sorry man, I'm kinda drunk and wanted to make a stupid joke

kys homonigger cuck faggot piece of shit

Your tip is a little... bent bucko. Get it fixed or face a miserable life.

Wait wait, I'm confused... I thought this was not that uncommon? Are you people just messing with the guy? Mine is a bit upwards but I thought down and up are normal but side to side isn't.

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This is depressing as a mutilated dick cutcel. Fuck Jews I want my foreskin back NOW.

I'm bi and mine is like except to the left as well.
Had 2 partners, boyfriend had a left curve like and the girlfriend I had didn't mind my curve.
It's fine.