I can't believe it. I can't actually fucking believe that people have sex, REAL SEX. It's absolutely insane to me...

I can't believe it. I can't actually fucking believe that people have sex, REAL SEX. It's absolutely insane to me. How is this possible?

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it actually is pretty weird, man. Even just hugging, kissing, holding hands, or even just having a conversation with a girl. It's all very weird. I always forget just how small women can be because I rarely ever see them, how nice they smell, how pretty they can be, etc.

How do people even end up in a situation where they have sex? I don't get it.

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Is this pic gay?

1. be attractive
2. go out in public

My wife and I usually just end up fucking in the shower every few days because our schedules are opposite of one another and it's very convenient. Especially now that our new house has a very large shower in the master suite. It's not super romantic but it gets there job done. Plus it means she always is clean and respectful to get her ass eaten.

it's possible because they're not massive anti-social sperglords.

by not sperging out

Isnt it crazy? People go out and meet each other and are having sex within days. It's so bizarre to me.

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Begone rich man.

They be social. My friend met a girl off Tinder yesterday afternoon for coffee and by 8pm he was fucking her. He said she's coming back for round 2 tonight. He also weighs 320lbs so it's not like he's Chad, just charismatic.

actually for men it's
>1. be attractive (high test)
>2. see girl
>3. ask for number

It actually sounds mundane to me.

>be social
>go on tinder
what a dumbass world we live in

The entire concept of sex is a bit weird to me. You're literally putting your genitals in someone else's genitals. IDK, I guess if you're someone who has a lot of it you get desensitized to it, but as an incel, it seems like a totally ridiculous thing to me.

How does anyone have sex with someone they've known for less than six months let alone a single night?
Why the fuck do girls have one night stands? Aren't they afraid of rape?
Nothing makes sense

Idk rly.
Im just average looking and even a little chubby.
Im really humorous and talkative and commited to a person, and that is probably the reason im having sex on the regular since i was 17.
Had sex with 4 partners and im 20 now.

Don't be really really ugly
Keep good hygiene, nails, hair or beard, AND SMELL NICE.
Dress normal dont wear trench coats you fucking troglodytes.
And aquire talk skills, that might take a while.

get a gf/bf who you love and have intimate and caring sex with them 3 times a day

>Don't be really really ugly
>And aquire talk skills, that might take a while
So I'm just fucked?

As an incel i don't really get it either man

>having sex on the regular since i was 17
What's that like

My god are you that much of a fucking virgin?

you ever listen to couples in public? They talk about the most boring mundane shit yet everyone says you have to be interesting and have social skills to get a gf.
Somehow they bond over gossip and netflix and that leads to sex

Sweaty.
And intensive, you get tired quickly. It's hard to make a girl cum(kinda depends on her) but it is possible if you have an average penis and can fuck without stoping for some time. If you can manage thaz she will love you even more trust me.

For me its really nice.
Blowjobs are nice too but my favorite is eating a girl out. No better feeling than being all over shaven young pussy with your tongue. Its to die for.

Its a wet feeling. When she is wet and you feel it. Pussy is warm and really wet and girls love to be fingered and licked. Doggy is great, grab her on the waist and one leg on bed the other one on the floor and just pound. Its great.

For me it lasts 30-45 mins, and i get super tired. Also what happens is that i get a sudden soft dick and i have to get it erect again. Condoms are okay but it cant beat raw sex. But yeah use condoms because you dont want your girl to tell you her period is late. That is a really crappy feeling trust me.

Something that happened to me. While my first gf were just friends we had really good talks and we really talked about deep subjects. Since i got into a realtionship with her, it was just chit chat for really long time. We eventally broke up because lack of convo

>It's hard to make a girl cum(kinda depends on her) but it is possible if you have an average penis and can fuck without stoping for some time.

It's like the opposite for me, my girl cums instantly, even faster if she's about to start her period, and just simply shoving it in her cervix causes her to lose her mind

or I could just give her bean a good flicking and she's all good.


>But yeah use condoms because you dont want your girl to tell you her period is late.

The amount of "Am I pregnant or stressed" conversations we've had are crazy, it's gotten to the point where I prefer condoms to hearing her complain and stress for weeks that I got her preggers when she's totally fine

What I always thought was weird was the physical sensation and release related to sexual acts.

Like its weird to me that you rub your dick, it feels good, and then you cum. I don't know of anything else like that except maybe rubbing your nose and sneezing or sticking your finger down your throat and then puking.

>talking to someone non stop for your entire life drains you of riveting conversaton
colour me shocked

I'm pretty much obsessed with sex and think about it constantly but the thought of actually doing it is terrifying. I've felt this way since I was a kid and I thought it would gradually become accustomed to the idea but I'm 25 and still a virgin.