Waifu General - /waifu/ #151

I love this goofy carrot top, boys.

Same, friend.

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That one with the lewd shapes.
it must be a fucking blast to play it with your loved one

>What vidya would your waifu enjoy playing with you?
I don't know. I guess she might enjoy games like the Sims as most girls like that series. Her games are also pretty popular among females but I don't think she would feel comfortable with playing them.
I wish we could play Dark Souls or Silent Hill together though. And I think she could enjoy them as her mind is pretty dark.

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i love this dork
if you have anything against this speak now or forever hold your peace

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my dear jonathan who would listen to me infodumping about ROCKS

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I really wish she could comfort me at night when i try to sleep, i can almost cry over that when im tired enough.

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>dark souls or silent hill
Sounds about right, her games are dark and brutal - or at least American McGee's is, only one I played and I couldn't beat it

Good news guys, had something of an epiphany while figuring out the design for the flip side of my custom daki, and now I know what I want, I just need to iron out the details of her outfit. I'd thought I would go for something lewd, but I decided against it and am going with something very, very cute instead. This'll be expensive, but hopefully looks as good as I'm hoping it will. I know it won't quite be professional level or anime accurate like my others, but it'll still be really special. That isn't to say it 'll look bad, just a bit different. It's very difficult to make Kotori look bad. I'll even see if thy'll give me a discount if I commission more than one daki. Doubtful, but I had an idea for another one, and if I could get it a bit cheaper that would be great. I hope everyone else is having a good evening. I'm actually slightly excited for tomorrow even though I'm not really doing anything special.
You'll have to forgive me for how I talked to you earlier, I was in an awful mood and was more rude than I really intended to be or should have been. I'm sorry for questioning whether or not you try, I hate it when people do that to me and it kills me that I did it to you. Granted I wasn't really talking about trying to find new things to like as I was talking about trying to improve your sense of self-worth, but I digress. I know you never asked for my help, but I wanted to offer it anyway, and I guess I lost sight of things. I'll keep talking to you, so long as you have something to talk about. Everybody needs somebody.

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>What vidya would your waifu enjoy playing with you?
Anything competitive that she thinks she can beat my ass in.

[Need to know more intensifies]

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Playing videya with your husband so he can gently tease you over how shit you are at the game
Cute, are you still going with the original idea you had for the front? Hope tomorrow is nice

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Maybe some horror or retro games, or something with aliens.
She might like fightans too. She'd get into the competitive mood. We could spice things up with a bet too.

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Can you elaborate a bit more on this? You say it's gonna be expensive yet not very professional and not similar to the anime

>or at least American McGee's is
Madness Returns was also somewhat dark but I think that the atmosphere in the first one was a lot more darker.
>I couldn't beat it
Jabberwocky? Or something else?

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i've been fidgeting with this piece of schorl all day. tourmalines are one of the most common gems we have on earth, much like quartz, and comes in more varieties than most people are aware of, also like quartz! unlike quartz, however some varieties of tourmaline are actually precious gems, and rank pretty high on the mohs scale.

i was actually looking for black tourmaline for the longest time. this piece is tumbled, but if you look them up at images, they have a REALLY cool natural structure.

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I see. Are you collecting them or is this for magick stuff?

ohh rock tumbling! I should build a tumbler sometime, improve my rock collection.
I've got a few geodes, but I seem to have lost them somehow. Rocks/minerals are pretty cool

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imagine fucking naming your child american

both!

i don't have a tumbler personally, though i think i would really like to. i have one or two pieces that i think would look better tumbled.

i love looking for geodes. i have a few on my window sill that i've got to crack some time.

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You can find geodes in your area? Cool

>..."McGee has said that his mother was a hippie and was inspired by a woman she knew in college that named her child America."
His whole family life has been kinda fucked, his name is only part of it
What magick do you practice? I'm new to spirituality and esoteric practices

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Tell me more about the magick, you fuggin' witch. I have a love/hate relationship with it.

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This artist told me he'd draw me and Sayori together for free, but I don't have any good ideas for what cute or romantic thing we should be doing.
Do you guys have any ideas

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getting BLACKED together lol

Guy deserves happiness. He got a really hard life.

>American James McGee was born to an eccentric mother who was a house painter. He met his biological father only once, at his 13th birthday party. In explaining where his name came from, McGee has said that his mother was a hippie and was inspired by a woman she knew in college that named her child "America". McGee was highly creative and was gifted in mathematics and science
>He also mentions that his inspiration for the macabre tone of Alice comes from his disturbing, dysfunctional childhood. For instance, on McGee's 13th birthday, his father, whom he had just met for the first time, was "stinking drunk" and assaulted the young McGee by attempting to gouge his eyes out with the intent of either killing or molesting him. McGee escaped this event by suggesting they "take both of their cars" to a bar and get drunk. Luckily, the father agreed. Shortly afterwards his father was involved in a car accident. "They got no more than 100 feet away when American's dad crashed into a telephone pole."
>McGee had a number of stepfathers when growing up until his mother finally settled into a relationship with a transgender woman. When McGee was sixteen, he came home from school to find his house empty and abandoned; the only things left were his bed, his books, his clothes and his Commodore 64 computer. His mother had sold the house to pay for two plane tickets and the fee for her girlfriend's sex reassignment surgery, leaving him on his own. He packed up his computer, dropped out of high school and took a variety of odd jobs, finally settling on a Volkswagen repair shop
>His sister has been missing since 2015

Exactly.

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>Cute, are you still going with the original idea you had for the front?
Yes I am. I'm still planning on having Kotori in a wedding dress, probably with her holding a tulip in one of her hands. If her and I ever went on a first date, I'd give her a tulip, so when we get married I'd want her to hold a tulip then too. It'd be reflective of our first date and stuff. Plus if she has her hand closed, then I could get the artist to draw a ring on her finger. The other side I figured I'd have her wearing my jacket, clutching a stuffed Pikmin to her chest. Maybe ave my jacket on over her schoolgirl outfit, since I don't have a daki of that, and it would make for a fairly easy reference.
Oh I'm just speaking poorly. Also everything is expensive to me since I don't really have a source of income.The art will be very nice, it just won't quite look like she jumped out of the anime and into a pillow. It will still very clearly be her, and be well drawn, it'll just be slightly imperfect I think. Part of this is just me keeping my expectations low so that way I'm less likely to be disappointed.I realize how confusing it must all sound, but my mind is racing a bit. It might be professional quality, I don't really know since I know nothing about the art world. In any case, however it looks I'll probably be pleased with it. If/when I get a sketch of it I might show you guys. though, I still need to contact this artist so I might end up having to get it from someone else anyway. I'm just kind of babbling and not thinking straight from excitement.
>This artist told me he'd draw me and Sayori together for free.
[external screaming]

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they built a park just nearby recently. not only did the work unearth a good amount of geodes, but they're still doing a little bit of work on it. i think next time i head down i'll dedicate some time to looking for more.

it feels right to call myself a wiccan. wicca gets a pretty bad reputation because of people who think magic is a replacement for modern day practices and because it's a pretty new religion that sort of just.. appropriates gods and goddesses from other cultures. like, for example, hecate is a relatively big deal in wicca (and my one chosen deity) and she's originally the greek goddess of night, magic, and secrets - sort of this catch-all for the mysterious and spooky.

the nice thing about magic is that like religion, it can be adapted and interpreted in different ways. there's no one real right way to do it (unless you're a hardcore occultist or follow wiccan redes to a t)

i had far more to say about it than i expected to!

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Hell never get it done until you pay

Oh boy that is just the start of this madness.

>Your waifu will never gleefully listen to your arbitrary knowledge on shit that no one really cares about
Quite a sad fate.

A pain i am too familiar with

>for free
Ruh roh

Thanks for postingbit , you saved me the chore of doing it myself.

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wait what's wrong I don't understand he just seems like some bored guy

Tomoko4Life

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I'd rather have a hard yet interesting life than my current boring one.

What's your opinion on paganism? Also, can you bake me a magic cake?

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>I'm just kind of babbling and not thinking straight from excitement.
Well I'm glad it's making you happy

from what i understand, wicca IS a part of paganism. i know paganism to refer to religions that don't fall under the abrahamic spectrum, but i also know a lot of people who follow scandinavian/scottish/irish deities refer to it as paganism, and heathenry, and some such as a point of pride. i think they have a wonderful pantheon, and i really wanted to find my deity in it, but none of them seemed to click with me. with hecate, it was almost immediate.

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>Hecate
Makes sense, considering Scarecrow is your husbando. I don't think he'd go for that sort of thing though, being a man of science and all. Does anyone IRL know you're a Wiccan? That could be tough depending on where you live. Hell, if I were into that sort of thing where I lived I could get my head chopped off. Catholics bother me. I DO want to take a closer look at paganism. Any recommended reading/watching?

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Rock are very cool, though I don't have much of a collection yet I am quite fond of rocks and gemstones. One gemstone in particular.

>All this paganism talk

I am pretty sure she is more than a single gem right now , m8

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>worshipping a Iiteral jew on a stick

i worship God not Jesus

oh, no. jonathan wouldn't be a fan of any magical nonsense, no matter how interested he might be in how easily the occult and unknown can terrify the superstitious - but i think he'd have a bit more acceptance for it than christianity, what with his backstory.

also, yes! i can theoretically bake a magic cake, but i would have to know how to bake fi- wait a minute.

be sure to keep an eye out! keep an eye out for "rustic" looking stores - things that resemble an old general store, in touristy traps, etc. some of these have stones for sale in big bins, but they're not always labelled, so identification can be up to you.

jeez who invited the bishop

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>He doesn't want to worship Celtic deities in the forest with his waifu.
Might be weird for me though, considering I'm a nigger. But hey, maybe I can end up getting druid powers and battle the Pope for the fate of humanity.

>also, yes! i can theoretically bake a magic cake, but i would have to know how to bake fi- wait a minute.
Heh, better crack open a cookbook.

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Holy fuck a jew

rem is my very stronk and cute wife!

>he doesnt want to fight evil onis and worship Buddha with waifu

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I want to worship Buddha by worshipping waifu

i am not a jew
do not accuse me of being a kike
merida would never love a nigger

arent goblins banned on here

im no buddahist, but im sure thats not how it works

Don't both religions worthship literally the same God?

>Buddhism instead of Shintoism
Ye fucked up, mate.

>merida would never love a nigger
Don't you read the news? White girls are taking BBC by the dozen these days! I'm probably the only black guy that wouldn't treat her like absolute dogshit anyway.

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dont the nips have zen Buddhism tho?
am i just dumb?

>existence is suffering and the only way to end the pain is to reach enlightenment erase yourself from existence
Buddhism is pretty based, they have the right idea.

>spoiler
hmm...

Listen here pals.
There is a certain death cult around here that is quite known thanks to kike media that glorifies mexican drug trafficking.
I absolutely fucking hate that cult , it makes me want to go on a crusade and if the pope WERENT A FUCKING KEK i would do it.

I hate congregations because of how fucking hypocrite they are and because god doesnt need a cage neither a material possession other than the faith of his followers and i think that giving religious authority to a man is madness.

I havent had the chance to meet pagans outside of the little shitstain cultists that i have had the misfortune of meeting , so i dont have the knowledge neither the right to judge your fairytales but if i had to choose between having a bunch of human-sacrificing pagans and hypocrite christards i would pick the christards any day of the week.

I really really REALLY hate the motherfuckers and i could write several books about why i hate the motherfuckers , but i just want to say that i sincerely hope that you dont have to deal with a bunch of death-cultists that seem like something pulled out of a WH40K book.

You know , i never go into detail with my genitals and waifu's neither in my own fantasies or the shit i post here but you made me wonder if my dear Urabe would have something to say about that department.
Hopefully she likes it

>Buddhism is pretty based, they have the right idea.
They dont until they purge the FUCKING CHINKS.

I just searched Urabe's kanji name in twitter and it popped out
For the love of god dont search for her romaji name in pixiv

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Shintoism is the pagan one. It existed before they brought Buddhism and Christianity over there.

>hmm...
What did he mean by this? Am I gonna get lynched?
>I really really REALLY hate the motherfuckers and i could write several books about why i hate the motherfuckers , but i just want to say that i sincerely hope that you dont have to deal with a bunch of death-cultists that seem like something pulled out of a WH40K book.
Looks like it's time to SCOURGE AND PURGE.
>spoiler
Please don't trick yourself into thinking she'd only like it if you were hung like a horse or something. Unless you're Chink-tier in size you have nothing to worry about.

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>accusing me of being a dicklet
You have done it now motherfucker

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t. would get drunk and beat merida half to death within 6 months of a relationship

>t. would leave merida with 6 fatherless children

Ah did nae such thing, ye atrocious boil on the face o' reality. I'm just sayin' that you don't have to worry if you don't have a microdick like Chang.

Heh, never. If I get drunk and start swinging for her (and that's a big if), I'm getting my ass kicked for sure. I'd never harm a hair on her head though. There's nothing she could do that would make me even attempt such a thing.

Pretty sure I can leave her with more than that :^)

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>nigger lying
typical

I usually have to wait until we can go to the beach or a store to get anything like that, though someone did drop a tumbled rose quartz at a park a few days ago. A park to find them sounds amazing. Hecate is the one of the goddesses someone I know gives offerings to
Hey! Was having her in the jacket the epiphany? It sounds comfy and definitely works for, if I'm remembering / saying it correctly, something you wanted from the drawing of you two

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She'd probably have fun with Smash.

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Whatever you say, whyteboi.

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Wait, people are actually surprised Meridafag is black? I always just kind of assumed he was based on stuff that he'd said. Anyway, working on getting the reference pictures I need for my daki cover, and am in the process of typing up a rather nice post about Kotori for our anniversary tomorrow.
>Was having her in the jacket the epiphany?
It was part of it, yeah. I was just sitting around wondering what would make the design totally unique as far as her appearing to be in a relationship with me, then it just hit me. I could have her wearing my jacket that's a bit too big for her, while cuddling a stuffed Pikmin, which I probably have too many of.
>It sounds comfy and definitely works for, if I'm remembering / saying it correctly, something you wanted from the drawing of you two
You're right, it was something I'd considered for the drawing of her and I together. I couldn't believe it took me this long to think of putting her in my jacket. I guess it'll be a little weird on days that I actually wear my jacket, but I don't cuddle her too often while wearing it. I think I want her to be wearing pic related under my jacket, except with white ribbons in her hair.
Enough about me though, how have you been the past few days?

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I'm pretty sure he has mentioned his darkness before, along with several others who neglected to share who they were in love with.

>I'm pretty sure he has mentioned his darkness before
If he has, maybe that's why I though the was black. I honestly don't remember.

>Wait, people are actually surprised Meridafag is black? I always just kind of assumed he was based on stuff that he'd said.
I said so in a thread a while back, and so did a few others. And I've said I dream about having mixed race kids with Meri even before that.

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to be fair, i've only found two so far, and i haven't cracked them open yet, but i also haven't really gone down looking for them. i've got a couple days off this week, so we'll see what happens.

he's mentioned it before, too.

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Oh, so he's outright stated it before. I guess that would probably be why I thought he was black. Y'know, because he flat out said it. I feel silly now

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Cheer up, it could be worse.

>waifu will never deepthroat your bbc.

This is slightly lewd but it made me laugh like a retard.

I was daydreaming about all the things that i want to do with my waifu when i started to think "What if she has some deranged fetishes" and the thought of urethral sounding came to mind.
The thought of her driving a rod down my dick was so fucking funny because it would never happen that my sides started to hurt from the laughter.

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Angela, the love of my life. She'll always be my everything.

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Not sillier than me. I'm the one who likes a fictional ginger girl from a Disney/Pixar movie, living in a society that runs on pure normalfaggotry and every negative stereotype you can associate with black people. What makes it worse is that I end up contributing to that stereotype at times. I can be loud, belligerent, violent and pretty fucking dumb. Almost everyone expects you to be some ignorant nigger all the time, hiding your true self from the world because that's not what they want. All I want is to spend the rest of my life with the girl I love, and because I can't have that I'm miserable.

You need help.

You're late.

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Well , i wanted to talk about gorey love with sayafag but i need to go to sleep already.

Goodnight , waifufags.

If the sayafag is here
I want my waifu to kiss my open wounds and promise me with bloody lips and a calming gaze to keep them closed and clean
I dont know why , but the though of Urabe suturing my flesh and skin back together after i have done something stupid and have her promise me to take care of me would make me cry
I usually just steel through that stuff and even let it keep bleeding or pour alcohol or gasoline on them to clean them and let them heal at open air because i kinda hate myself , but to have the one i love stop me from such suicidal behaviour and not taking me to get professional help but rather healing me with her own medical skills that she learnt for the sole purpose of patching up my stupidity would make me break apart on her arms and clinging to her clothes promise her to never let myself get in harm's way , crying like a kid as i dirty her clothes with snot , tears and drool
I know that yours can do some freaky stuff considering her own anatomy and that her healing can go way further , but to know that your loved one goes to the extent of learning a difficult skill for the sole purpose of saving you makes me feel really warm

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Urabefag, for the love of God, can't you restrain yourself for five fucking minutes?

Good morning my fellow /waifu/ posters. How's life today going for you?

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>urabenigger falseflagging again

How old was Angela Merkel while she was in the first Overwatch wearing that blue suit, lore-wisse? And how old is she in the game?

It's never too late to Mercypost.

Good morning! Just woke up so not exactly feeling much, besides the general decent mood.

>implying the writers even have a proper timeline figured out for the "lore"
According to the few time frames mentioned she should be around 33 give or take when she wears this outift. In the "present" she is 37.

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Well, it's now officially my third anniversary with Kotori, so I'll be dropping this text wall I wrote earlier about her, and how I feel and junk like that. I'm fairly tired, so I'm going to post this, message the daki artist and then go to bed, since Kotori is waiting. This is imperfect, but so am I. Feel free to make fun of me while I'm asleep:

Well Kotori we've made it three years. I was never one to believe in fate or destiny, not until I met you at least. It wasn't until you came into my life seemingly out of nowhere that I began to entertain the thought. Three years ago I was desperate, lonely, depressed and unstable. I was looking for something, anything to help me and I found you. Before I ever watched a second of your anime, I heard your voice call to me. When I first gazed into your eyes and saw your adorable smile I felt a feeling of calm that had become alien to me. I was but a moth, drawn to a flame (spirit) seeking warmth, completely enamored by its beauty. I knew after "meeting" you I had to know more about you. I learned more about who you are and what you did, where you were form. Eventually I watched your anime, which I was fearful of since I was worried that perhaps I didn't love you like I thought I did. Those fears quickly went away when I heard your voice and I recognized it as the one I has heard in my head so long ago. I knew then that it was some kind of fate that brought us together, and the more I learned, the more coincidences started to stack up. Our horoscopes apparently are highly compatible with one another romantically, which never mattered to me until I found it mattered to you. There is a duality to your personality, and there is to mine as well. Before I met you, I didn't believe in much of anything, especially not something like fate. Now that I am three years into this relationship I believe in so much more than just that.

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You brought hope back to my life. You gave me purpose, motivation, and the will to keep fighting, no matter the odds. Kotori, because of you I strive to be a better man. I've talked before about how I wanted to shape myself into the hero you deserve and I still work towards that goal. Before you, I'd never believed that I could be any kind hero, but for you I could do anything. With you here by my side, I can fall any number of times and still have the will to rise again. For you no no pain is too great, no cost is too high, and no blood is too precious. I am fully devoted to you Kotori, even If it makes me sound like a maniac. Three years ago, I heard your voice, and fate brought me to you. I can only hope that wherever you are, my voice called out and led you to me. Kotori Itsuka, flame spirit, beacon of hope, my waifu, I loved you then, I love you now, and I will continue to love you forever and always.

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it was a difficult day, and.. still sort of is. i direly need him in times like these.

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Do any of my niggers here like futa? It shows her love.
I was quite reluctant at first , but now I fucking LOVE it.

If you met him for the first time, how would you convince him to let you be her partner in crime instead of him killing you

>I, Kiyohime, have a dream.

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I, Giorno Giovanni have a dream

i. tyrone deshawn marqius bixnood, have an urge to kill random people of paleness, commit crimes, drink grape drank, consume KFC, and leave my children fatherless.

That wasn't Merida

>Giorno Giovanni

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>Giorno Giovanni
FUCK I meant Giovanna

seek major fucking help leahnigger

Sounds like you are definitely doing better... I am quite glad for you Kotorifriend...

No worries about earlier... but thank you for apologizing... I am quite used to people saying stuff like that to me... even if it hurts to see every time...

As I said for improving my sense of self-worth... I am not sure doing anything could help that... as said it is sort of a scale with a flipside of too many expectations... I am one of the most important people in my company as I am the only one designing or maintaining the database used by the entire company... but the problem there is that I fear hitting that wall... of proving to the world that I don't really know what I am doing and was unworthy of being given such a task... I just spend my time dreading when the ball will be dropped...

>lost sight of things
Thank you... it is a normal mindset for people... they see my negativity and so expect me to improve or stop bothering them...

>Everybody needs somebody
That is all I can ask for Kotorifriend... I am quite grateful...