/cg/ COOOM general - first thread edition

A thread for COOOM brains and recovering porn addicts


We can overcome this lads

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>imagine forcing a meme this hard with 2 other people and no one organically joins in

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nofap 16 days in, feel normal, goal 30 days

This whole board is going to shit. Thotposters and obvious bait are annoying, but the reaction from coomposters is over the top. You guys are actively making Jow Forums a worse place, which is almost impressive, but please stop.

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I'm using roids and am horny.
I wasted money on a camsite. I wish I could go back to my best streak of this year which was 48 days.

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These are what Cumbrain posters look like

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12 days and going strong. Coomposting has unironically helped keep on track.

Jow Forums is being ruined by cumbrains. The second anyone mentions nofap the coomers come out in full force and try to defend their addiction to jerking off behind a computer screen to hardcore porn every day of their lives.

Coomposters are the heroes we need, but don't deserve.

What is this, a shitpost for ants?

You are a drain on society and have a negative impact on this board.

Has coom posting gone too far lads?
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hey buddy, you still havent posted your body

kekked

Tfw broke no fap at 3 hours

This thread is about rehabilitation

>why yes, posting thots and waifus in order to get replies is very good for the board indeed

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chew some chewing gum when you want to fap, it helps

HOLY FUCK, THEY MADE A /COOM/ BOARD.

IT'S CALLED /S/. IM FUCKING COOOOOOOMING!!!

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>imagine forcing a meme this hard with 2 other people and no one organically joins in

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im dying

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OHHHHHH FUCK LOOK AT THOSE BLOWJOB LIPS A-AAHHHHHHHHH I-I THINK I M-MIGHT BE COOOOMING YESSSSS I FEEL IT I'M REEADY I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Nah coomers have already slowed down alot of the thotposters. There based af.

Pic was a Renaissance era oil painting of a nude woman that jannies deleted because they and others can't tell the difference between art and porn.

glorious

I keep on caving at two days due to achy balls what do?

I have been doing no fap for 3 months. When do the brain gains kick bros.

Ultimate coom brain here, mega addicted to sex, ask me anything. Yes I'm trying to get better

There is nothing we don't know that you know.

Most started as addicts.

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based frogposter

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You know what's it's like to rob a prostitute and throw her out of your moving car so you could use the money to fuck another one the same night?

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you

>implying anyone clicks that shit

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Remember the price, don't fall for the easy dopamine meme.

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youtu.be/hmJgnjwAyp8 COOMER and SON sawmill. BROS WE GOTTA START A MILK COMPANY

>saving the thumbnail
>2019

Unironically have sex, if you still can, assuming mommy didn't pay to have the doctor mutilate your cock off

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Have some COOM

OHHHHHHH LORD IM COOMING PLEASE REALEASE ME LORD LET ME COOOOOOOM
I CAN FEEL IT. OH YEAH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIN

Well you did it because you wanted more pus. How you get it doesn't matter my fellow sick and depressed fuck.

>imagine forcing a meme this hard with 2 other people and no one organically joins in

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Do you ever have sex? I am very curious when the last time someone who posts this meme fucked.

Do YOU WANT COOM? AAAAA NVM TAKE mY COOOM FROGGIE COOMIE FROGGIE EAT MY COOOM AAAAAAA

Why do you care about sex so muc?. Give me one solid reason that isn't your dick please.

Are you afraid that people "might" judge your fragile character if you don't?

I'M
FUCKING
COOOOOOOOOMMIIIING

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have sex

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What's a good cumming routine I could follow, guys?
I'm thinking of going full on coom-mode.

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Nah man I prefer being a poor little virgin bro, it's ok go ahead have sex yourself.

what a shitty idea for a thread OP jump off a fucking bridge haha

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shut up white bitch
>quoting posts manually each time this meme rapes you in the ass
it's literally cumming gallons into your brain each time you see it

Based user, Its STARTINGCOOM(SC) 5x5

COOM every day 5x5 times which is 25 times to vanilla porn then progressively overload to depraved COOM shit.

Good luck with your journey fellow COOMER. Pic related just COOMED to this.

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Currently on day 6 of nofap, noporn, and SED(sex every day)

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DYEL

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haha see

See

It's on!

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How is this fitness related? You incels need to go back to Jow Forums.

I've only fapped 2-3 times before discovering nofap and after a couple 30 day streaks fapping isn't really that great and nofap is pretty easy now I don't wanna watch porn or fap ever again. Not fapping at all feels absolutely amazing and you can start noticing it just after a single week. You can do it anons it's worth it just find some hobbies

Have sex

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I'll get to /NoCoom/ after /NoCaff/. Right now it's more /CoomEveryFewDays/. But once it's my only addiction I see myself slowly weaning off.

That said, I think what we learned from the Great Coom War of 2019 is board culture was fine with the qts. Jannies have to be alert for bullshit like all those "Is coffee good for you?" threads but usually the qts are kept to a reasonable level that keeps the board fun and relaxed and high-test. I don't want to go to a porn board to deliberately look at porn, I want girls in bikinis to permeate my entire chan life.

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>tfw you're on nofap and roasties have no power over you and pictures of roasties don't make you wanna COOOOOOM

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>VVV see VVV

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so....hard...not to....ngngngngngng cooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmm!

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF I'MMA COOOOOOOOOOOOM ALREADY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIN

see haha

Sorry... I coomed, thinking about cooming

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My technique is to rely on memories of my ex. Then I picture her with other guys. Instant loss of horniness. Works almost all the time (I do have my most satisfying fap sessions remembering the sex with her)

does anyone else rarely ever have morning wood even if their dick works fine? i have a good libido and my dick works great but i just never wake up hard

I was thinking about cooming but then I came into this thread.

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At least I was privileged enough to see the systematic destruction of a board. P.S. plz unban 8ch in my country. I just wanna go back home.

Posting thots has been a thing on this board since it was made
I cant tell if this coom shitpost shit is tranny discord invasion, genuine faggots who take it in the ass, or over the top Jow Forumstards
Ive been on fit for 5 years ever since I started working out and ive seen some bad forced memes, but this autistic coom shit is killing the board. Well done smooth brains

Jow Forums will always appreciate a nice female body

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>Posting thots has been a thing on this board since it was made
and it needs to evolve and you COOOOOOMbrains are getting btfo

jesus christ she's hot

The absolute seething hatred these faggots feel towards people who aren't addicted to looking at virtual tits 24/7 speaks volumes as to how addicted they are. They see you putting down the blunt and they can't stand it so they try their damnedest to make you stray, it feels weird complimenting jannies but they have done a good job keeping this shit at bay, we're all gonna make it.

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>imagine forcing a meme this hard with 2 other people and no one organically joins in
CringeU

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I'm very happy to see Jow Forums mature, this board can take care of itself. Being a depressed "no gf" stain on society will eventually kill you.

237 days here no fap, still working on noporn but getting better every day

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Just thinking about this pic, tyvm

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The coomposting will stop when the excessive thotposting stops.
It's a problem thatsolves itself.

Sexiness doesn’t stop. Eventually you losers will either die or go away, but you can guarantee that men will always post women. Enjoy going extinct.

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>Fitness board should be overwhelmingly softcore porn.

What exactly are you trying to prove? That coomposters are bitter?

How do I get a gf like this so that I never have to fap again?

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Just have fun with it and ride it out, it's a short lived meme that won't be funny outside the board for anyone and itll be too cringe to explain it

It'll probably be gone after sir provides validation for it in the new year comic or something

based advanced placement biology pilled

>coom once
>lose interest in impressing girls for a couple days at least
what the fuck is wrong with me actually, is this normal?
I jerk it maybe 2,3 times a week and watch normal porn.