Describe the perfect girl user!

girl i go to class with, her smile melts my heart

has warm hole
lets me use hole

sauce pls
im about to see that fine gal in my dreams

she's cute and likes me

nvm its a doll, where did you buy it ?

thats a sex doll buddy

dude get some sleep

I would like to know where to buy one like that

You wouldn't a doll would you?

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I dated a guy from Jow Forums who was completely hung up on his obnoxious ginger roastie ex, it was annoying as fuck an insulting and he always compared me to her and said she was better until I finally dumped him.

Maybe they can smell it on you.

Maybe, but I don't bring her up or compare her to anyone I talk to. They probably sense the desperation/loneliness.

I want to move on, not be a bitch about it like your ex.

you bet I would a beautiful doll like that one

>asian
>5'6 or smaller
>less than average size breat
>glasses
>plays instrument (preferably violin)
>artsy
>bookcel
>introverted but not totally shy in public

>Black
>Nice ass
>Not a complete bitch

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Honestly, I just want a good Christian girl who makes me happy (and I can make her happy) and can have a good family with.

One who loves me originalio

this is gonna sound gay because i am but i find male faces and limbs repulsive, so:
>short hair
>cute face, can be slightly masculine
>thinner lips
>active, whey musclefu ideally but any amount of fitbody will do, even if a bit chubby, any muscle is good
>tit/ass size matters less to me than proportion, so long as her frame overall is nice, i'm fine
>total lack of attention to body hair/hygene, with the exception being the ass. wet wipes. otherwise, let the underarm and leg hair grow all you want, puss can obviously be overgrown, idgaf
>personality, relaxed and respective of solitude. ideally we can be apart for extended periods (not necessarily physically) without losing emotional step. living together, while not always having to be in total proximity would be wonderful.
>musically aligned. only hobby-ish thing i'd hope for. she doesn't need to like vidya or anything else i do. it would be nice, but music preference is the thing i most treasure.

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Be a girl, that's literally it

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>I lover her, she loves me back

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>50% chance at birth to have everything you ever wanted
>fuck it up

>Describe the perfect girl user!
One whos white, not fatter than me, and loves me just as much as I love them

>female (xx chromosomes)
>tomboy
>actually fucking likes me
>not a shitskin

>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>5"6
>pale skin
I just want kids that look like me damn it

this but also asian

quiet
shy
pls respond quiet shy girls

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This is my perfect girl, now. I'll be just as close to her as I'll ever be with a real woman, anyway, so it doesn't matter to me anymore...

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h-hi, user! OwO

how are you going quiet shy femanon

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I have a few requirements and then a lot of preferences.

She needs to be intelligent, though not necessarily academically; strong, but not necessarily physically; fun, but a sense of humor comes with intelligence anyway. She must be honorable and proud, but not necessarily arrogant.
She must not be fat.

In terms of personal preferences I like energetic women. Tallness and a certain boldness or aggressiveness in the way she moves would be preferable. Somebody who talks loudly and clearly but always calmly. A hint of cruelty might not be bad either as long as it doesn't get too bad. I like that in a woman.
Short hair would be best. Long fingers, sinewy arms, slightly underweight so that you could see the muscles under her skin when she moves. Big tits are not at all important, though in principle I have nothing against somebody who wasn't a complete plank.
I could go on but maybe that gives a rough impression.

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>The Sentient kind.

Similiar to her, but not her. My ideal chick should be enlightened enough to know that anal sex doesn't involve shit if you don't want it to involve shit.

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Muslim and always covered up because she's a dumb whore

one with a dick.

bald_cuck life

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5'3 - 5'5
White
Lil thicc, but not that much
Loyal, Comforting, and funny
Loves me.

Anglo Saxon
Small breasted
Catholic
Autistic
Virgin
Okay with me saying nigger

Basically just me but a girl

>myself but a girl
I'm going to have to say that.
Of course she can't be normal.

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>small size
>nice eyes and hair
>values communication by itself over everything

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> White or asian
> 5"5
> D cup
> slim but not skinny
> cares about my interests
> happy and cheery
> willing to just cuddle
> kind

this made me feel better, have a (You).

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I may very well have sex tomorrow bros. Any chads have advice on how now to embarrass myself completely?

I found her tripfagging on /lit/ and she is cute.
>>White or asian
>>Looks underage / is underage
>> 5"2-5"6
>> /lit/izen like pic related, but still knows other Jow Forums and internet culture
>> Cute doll face
>> Smoll chest
>> Cares about me
>> Willing to cuddle
:(

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no i'm trying to forget her for 2 yrs now

>tfw I am dating a girl like this
She plays accordion though which is about as unsexy as you can get desu, but she is good at drawing and likes reading nonfiction.
It really is bliss. Dont give up, bro.

based. /lit/ is unironically the best board to pick up girls

>indian
>buddhist
>170cm
>nice perky tits
>normal sized ass
>wants to live away from the city, somewhere remote in the Himalayan mountains
Never gonna happen. Indian women are lost like white women.

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>small
>thin
>long hair
>big eyes
>hourglass figure
>impossibly thin waist
>doesn't exists

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Someone who likes me for who I am

to be 6' or 5'11''. i am 6'3 and wherever i look i see only short ones

>plain
>virgin
>loyal to the bone
>very low sex drive
>has interests and hobbies, preferably some that coincide with mine
>willing to improve herself
>more energetic than me and helps me improve myself
I guess it's mostly personality stuff.

Why are these sex dolls so tiny and emaciated?

Are you the Alice poster that used to make threads here?

>a best friend
>interested in children at some point
The second one isn't even required for a girl to be 10/10

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>cost
The smaller the doll is the cheaper it to make. The cheaper it is the more people can afford it. Same with making it thicker. More material, more expensive.
>handling
Bigger bodies may sound good on paper but these actually weight a lot. Moving them around is not just fun and games. Not to mention properly storing them takes up a lot of space as well.
The doll on the pic is 160cm and 57kg
A similar slim doll can be anywhere from 35 to 45
If you go a category lower to 150cm it is around 25-30kg
Imagine moving around a "dead" body of this size and weight.
>preferences
While there are thicker dolls with gigantic breasts most of the customers prefer thin, young women.
>manufacturing
Making dolls is a relatively new business. It isn't just putting a lot of "meat" on a skeleton and hoping it sticks.

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you're a good robot.

She genuinely loves me.

smart, funny, not far-left or far-right, and not hideous. that's literally it for me

>or far-right
kys

>black
low standards bruh. We're talking about ideals, you can have anything you want.

all ideological extremists are low IQ. i've dated a far-left SJW and a far-right poltard. they were equally unbearable, intellectually

so you dated your iq-match, has nothing to do with whether being right wing is correct or not

>female
>makes pee pee hard
>likes me

>androgynous or tomboy
>asexual or incredibly low sex-drive
>depressed or suicidal

What a strange list

What do you think about Elizabeth from bioshock infinite?

It's an impossibly unattainable one tragically.

Well yea, cus one they tend to be crazy, two they are hopped up on psych meds that shut off their sex drive and empathy, three tend to be narcissistic

Mate your better off fucking a robot or sex doll.

I have made only few threads on Jow Forums regarding my unrequited love for Alice.
As far as appearance goes, Elizabeth is beautiful and her face is a bit similar to Alice but I do not love her. I never played BioShock Infinite so I don't know about her personality that much.
I love Alice mainly because of her personality and tragic backstory. She had such a hard life but she still has a heart of pure gold.
And I prefer London Alice more than the Wonderland one as she doesn't have any super powers or other things like that. She's just a poor mentally ill girl. I wish I could offer her my help and assure her that everything will be alright.

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>germanic
>6'0+
>chestlet
>loyal
>smart
>motivates me
>likes to cuddle
>likes to talk about history, science, politics, literature and philosophy
>capable of giving and receiving bants

the perfect girl for me is 2B from NieR:Automata

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>cold
>pale
>deadpan
>quiet
sounds like a perfect to me

Able to birth the perfect man

>cute
>dislikes social media
>loves to cuddle
>cares about her guy's feelings
>can have conversations about male dominated topics like history politics and philosophy
>will lemme eat her ass

cute
into nerdy hobbies
dresses feminine
kinky
loyal
feminine penis

Personality wise
>Loyal
>Honest
>Communicative
>Considerate & supportive
>Understanding
>Inquisitive
>Stubborn
>Socially confident
>Sexually bashful
>Passionate about interests

Physically
>On the shorter side
>Pear shape
>Wide hips and flatter chest
>Fit & nicely toned

I'd say in terms of my personal preference, I lean more towards the tomboy archetype, but I generally like anything that falls into the range of the holy trinity.

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