LADS, ya boy is thinking of hitting the STRIP CLUB tonight!

LADS, ya boy is thinking of hitting the STRIP CLUB tonight!

Who here loves the STRIP CLUB?

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Do it, faggot. I enjoy the strip club as well

Not a fan
Went once I got a poster that she rubbed her tits on
Threw up on some old boomer's Malibu in the parking lot because I drank too much
I would recommend

Don't worry my man, I decided I'm going for sure once I finish these beers.

love strip clubs, been going for years. highly recommend if you go often enough to get the VIP package.

one chick I had clicked with really good was doing a dance for me and I told her I have a pantied butt fetish so she shoved her buttcheeks in my face. good memory

Based and buttpilled my man

Buy two dances in a row from the same girl. On the second dance ask if you can grab her ass. I've never had one say no.

>Only buying two dances in a row

I've bought 10 in a row before

What a fucking retarded waste of money.

You're a brainlet if you go to strip clubs.

ok, and buzzkill dude finally found the thread.

You're not getting the point dumbass. She'll let you grab her ass on the second dance because she thinks it'll get you to buy ten more. Instead you move on to the next girl after the second (or not, it's up to you). You can't ask to grab ass on the first dance because you haven't shown any commitment to buy lots of dances. I've only heard no when I've asked for some grab ass on the first dance. It's a lot of business psychology bullshit, but trust me, it works every time.

I never been to one so I can't say. What is the typical experience like?

You're a brainlet if you don't enjoy the club.

Go in, watch some hotties, throw a few bucks on stage, get some dances, drink some beers, flirt with some babes

No but honestly I am curious as to know what it's like for a female to flirt and interact with me even if it was for just my money
But I will not allow myself to pay women just for being female

never was in a Club
is Beating Off allowed or how do you get Off there, Just watch?

Jesus Christ, you do not jerk off at the strip club. That's disgusting.

What are you supposed to do then, just walk around with a painful erection?

*waste too much money among some niggers worshipping fake-titty sad whores like a beta cuck, for no sexual release and therefore no conceivable good reason

I haven't gone to a strip club because of the city I live in burgerland within the city limits and further I think you can't have topless strip clubs for some reason.

>just walk around with a painful erection?
yeah pretty much

fuck strip clubs. i live in a top 3 city in the US for strip clubs and the only girls there are niggers with disproportional asses and white trash

stop shitting up the catalog by spamming your strip clubs threads everyday you faggot, youre the reason this board is managing to go below rock bottom

I love them because they pay my bills.

Keep crying you big chump

Why would anyone put themselves through that hell and pay the whole time?

>getting a boner that easily

What a joke

>justifying paying out the ass to get one to begin with
That is the real joke.

Me but I always end up wasted lying to the dancers about how I'm not from here and how cool my life is and losing all my money or buying ice.

I'd rather pay for an escort desu senpai

I mean I love tits in my face but I'd rather just shell out and fuck the girl. Though in Canada you can touch them so that's nice.