Ywn have a wife and child

Dude.! Holy shit was it really that simple. Thanks for looking out man.

I've creampied her multiple times a week for the decade we've been together. Even when she was off birth control. She only gets a period about twice a year. She had lots of health problems as a teen that probably affected her in that capacity. I don't really care either way but she wants to have at least one before were 35.

I already have both. Me son called me daddy for the first time today

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Im really sorry to hear that. You should adopt a white kid if you can.
Are you me but with shit taste in asian women?

Fuck children. Anyone who voluntarily chooses to reproduce is a nigger of the highest order.

>fuck children
You are a pedophile. Opinion discarded.

What's wrong with enjoying a nice smooth cunny?

Yes, I will. Black-pilled retards, however, will not.

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cope cope copernicus

I never understood why robots would want to have kids. Don't you guys realize that you would just be passing down your own shitty behaviors to a completely innocent child ? Sounds pretty selfish to me.

>t. jew
Women and kids are worthless leeches

Lmao sure fag. Remember this post when it doesn't work out.

Trannys cant have babys

Tbh i can marry and knock up the bitch whenever i want.
But i dont want to.
Never will

I have a child with my sister and no you sick fucks it isn't what you think she's adopted.

I'm 35 years old and I feel nothing.

It's crime for not telling a full story

I can have one but I don't want to be with anyone else than my best friend who rejected me

Not if you actually take responsibility and raise them properly

please show me whats under that skirt

i was waiting for it to fly up

But I did, she's adopted.

but how can you raise a child properly, if noone ever raised you that way. You will just not know how to acomplish such a task. Also what one person considers normal can be completly abnormal to another one

Coping retard tied down by a contract and kid that will fuck him over if she decides to divorce you, why would i put myself trough that? For a small tax cut?

There is no reason to get married as a man, you get nothing from it, you're only giving the cunt power over you, that's it.

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>oy vey don't reproduce white man you'll be a nigger
Nice try Rabbi

People who sign papers when they get married are retards, just got married under God or some shit if you want it so much

That fucking god for that, absolute life ruiner

You think females are ok with that? Are you that naive?
Not to mention that most churches ask for the contract before doing the ceremony or they themselves issue the contract(depends on the country).

Good, life is a nightmare and I look forward to death

This feel actually cut deep.

>baby momma moves to other side of the country with some chad
>only get to see my baby a few weeks out of the year

Source? WOuld love to hear the audio.

>>ywn have a wife and child
thank fuckin GOD

My goal is to live as frugally as possible and retire asap. Kids and partner are of course out of the question

And here you are, posting on Jow Forums

i need to go back

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Took a screen cap of baby bc it looks exactly like one of my baby pictures, eerily so. Will this be the image of my future son?

Why not? The jews havent made me infertle yet?

Thank you Jesus for this

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There was a way to increase ovulation but I forgot. I remember my grandma telling a cousin because she had similar problems and it worked for her fug can't remember the plants.

You learn from your parents mistakes. Not that you could since you are an idiot.

I can understand a wife but having a child is low iq af.
You have shit genetics and probably no money so your child will either become a low class hooligan or incel.

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i'll marry my robot bf and have his children, can't wait for it.

Don't want either. I just want friends. By the time I've finally learned to connect with my peers like a normie, they will be starting their own families and have no time to do fun things with me. It's already happening and I'm only 24.

good genetics are built over time you moron.

So your saying that with enough breeding a 5'2 balding indian janitor will eventually lead to creating a chad?

Yes but it's not just breeding you have to pass down knowledge and make them work theyr body to it's peak. My great grandad was 5'1" my grandma was 4'11" Some gens later we started to see 6'0" chads.

>this image kills the HRT demons
please more webms/gifs of wholesome families

umm, user, I...

So you want your kids to looksmaxx in an attempt to upgrade your shit genetics?
The only way you can upgrade is if you have a daughter and she marries a chad.

You what? You're a lazy piece of shit that doesn't want to progress.
False both genders can improve.You're just so absorbed in your selft pity because you are shit at socialisation

Good for you user. Im happy you found love

was she ever on drugs for the mental health issues?
because those fuck up fertility permanently

I'm just waiting for that sweet embrace of death. Hope this shit will be over soon. I just don't want feel these fucking feelings. It hurts

this chad gets it, cope harder faggots, if you don't put in work don't expect results

thanks for the critical hit to my feels

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>ywn have useless leeches that cause nothing but trouble

oh shit im really missing out here dude,
there is a reason why 6 million + IQ savant autists die alone

>tfw have to go to work every day and listen to the other guys around me talk about having their 3rd child

meanwhile I cant even get another human being to want to talk to me in real life

this is suicide fuel
ori

Why do some women say they hate babies/children?

THIS, dammit. Kid can't even have the courtesy to expose his mom's panties

Lots of men do have that and their life only ends up worse.

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>finally got a gf
>she has no interest in ever having kids
God fucking damn it.

I found out on the weekend that my kid sister isn't actually my sister or my father's daughter, but rather, she's my daughter. So I guess I technically have one of those things.

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Because children are awful
Oreroeogo

I would honestly love to fuck you. I'm not trying to be edgy. I would love to fuck you really hard. You are slutty. You are nuts. You have daddy issues.

That's his own fault for ignoring the red flags. Yes, there were red flags, people suck at hiding them.

Oh I agree, I'm sure it can never happen to you. Go ahead and get married.

how the fuck did your parents adopt your daughter without you knowing?

Long term relationships are a sham

>ywn have a child wife

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I can't wait it will be so cool

It wasn't adoption.
Long story short, there was period of time a few years back where I was sleeping with my step mother. Turns out, around the end of our little affair, I knocked her up. She only came out as pregnant a couple of months after we ended it. As far as my dad knows, him and his second wife had a child together.

>Tldr
I cucked my dad with my step mom a number of years ago, and only recently had the balls to ask her about my "sister".

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My wife and I are totally ok with not having kids. We have wonderful nephews. It fulfills our parenting instincts without any of the downsides. Plus we get to use our surplus income to help our families out.

I keep trying to impregnate my sissys boipucci anyway though. Maybe tonight it will finally happen. I will cum extra deep to make sure.

>2019
>wanting kids
Shig

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ITT: "muh blackpill" retards who'll rope at some point

Does the robot bf exist or is he just online somewhere?

I want to give you many babies!
Like 5 or 8!
And they're going to crawl around on you and pull at your shirt and say "I love you!"

if i ever have a kid i'm going to give him a shitty name because it'll sound funny

>tfw have a kid
>name it wolfgang

Not even a woman. You'd be lucky to even see a vagina irl.

why does she look like a fucking boy itS HORRIBLE

I have a cute autistic wife (I'm an autist too) and dont want kids

thats actually would be a god tier name but odd future made it cringe

Nice try footsoldier of faggotry. Having good kids is the only way to save the world.

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>implying the world is worth saving

Yeah but you don't know what kind of kid you're going to have, or what kind of parent you're going to be.
People don't even seem to think about their financial or emotional stability before popping out a bunch of children who are doomed to be worthless parasites.

>I was bullied as a kid so the world sucks!!!!

>implying I wasn't the bully
I have to admit slamming that one fat asshole's head into the locker room wall over and over again was really fucking satisfying, but not as much fun as when I castrated his friend

>larping THIS hard
OH NONONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You WERE the fatkid

What are you a Stephen King character?