Why was this needed

why was this needed

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Dont drink that shit
Its terrible for your heart
Just have a coffee with some l theanine

who says it was needed?

it implies the need for its existence by existing

>incels
>caring about their heart

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Well then why are you needed? You exist.

I think they were trying to make a better mousetrap than just a pop tab, newer mountain dew game fuels have a thing you can slide back and forth on top of the can to open and close it. I'm a fan and would love to see it on honestly all drink cans

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"dont drink caffeine drink caffeine instead"

ok retard?

Because God says I'm needed, or the universe or whatever higher power of your understanding. IMHO it's not for me to kill myself if that's what your suggesting

>Well then why are you needed?
To bang your mum. lmao.

actually coffee is a much more naturally derived source of caffeine, energy drinks are designed to give you the caffeine and a whole bunch of other shit hard and fast. I'm guilty of drinking them as well, but yeah coffee is probably better for your heart in the long run

caffeine is caffeine

is that a monster import? god damn those are fucking tasty

shut the fuck up moron

retard fat fucks cut their diabetic fingers on the regular cans

You think i have a heart? please

I agree. however the problem with energy drinks is also people tend to drink them like sodas, but they aren't sodas, they just taste like them, so people tend to build up a tolerance. Caffeine is at lower levels in coffee than energy drinks, which makes since. Coffee doesn't taste good enough for people to just drink it mindlessly. Where an energy drink is easy to down, coffee makes you think more about whether you really need another cup.

Lol why so triggered

????????????????????????????????????????????SHUT UP RETARDSHUT UP RETARDSHUT UP RETARDSHUT UP RETARDSHUT UP RETARD??????????????????????????????????????????

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lol why are you fucking retarded

I think I broke it top kek

Monster is owned by Jews

broke what?

ur brain bitch

Your shit skin skull

you're clearly a nigger who cares

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I feel bad for you, and hope you find happiness

That's obviously why their logo is 666 in Hebrew.

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I think that's the idea uknow