Muh dog

I don't know why, tthat's why i made this thread, are you stupid or something?

Get a non rat breed and train it proper

>This is fitness
there's a board called /an/. it actually has a very nice thread specific for dogs and how to properly train yours where (the occasional) knowledgeable persons can answer dumbfuck questions like yours

It's a good dog, it barks niggers

why are you so afraid of dogs?

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I'm not scared of the dod

>air mattress

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It thinks it’s the alpha and it’s showing you that, read about dog psychology.

Side note: I really don’t understand why people buy those weird little dogs. Just get a fuckin cat lmao, same thing except those little dogs constantly bark. Get a real dog like a lab or a German Shepherd.

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OHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSS FINALLY I CAN BOOOOOOORK AGAIN
AM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFIN UGHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGHJGUGGGGUGHGGUGHUGHGUHGUGHUGHGUHGGHHGRUFF RUFFFFFUFUFUFFUFFUFUFUBARK

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No way, I am definitely bigger.
Also, dogs doesn't have a psychlogy, they're dogs

YOU GET OUT

It’s not about being bigger retard, there’s smol girls with huge pitbulls that listen to them. If your dog doesn’t look away when you look at him and doesn’t listen when you tell him to do shit he’s the alpha in his mind regardless of any size difference. Googling this to confirm what I’m telling you takes 3 fucking seconds you ignorant fuck.

The 32-year-old WOOFER

This, if your dog doesn't cower when you enter the room you didn't beat them enough as a pup

Of course it won't listen, it's ecause it doesn't know english you rerard, not this alpha-beta woo woo
Do you actually go around speaking to dogs??

great fitness related thread

Thanks mods

Holy god are you retarded, it obviously doesn’t speak English but it knows that certain sounds mean to do certain things JFC DUDE

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Lmao do you also raise ghosts with your "sounds"?

>post this thread once
>get btfo for not hanging up your pillow between uses
>never learn
Are you a manlet by chance?

>dog
"Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are pointless."
Exception for some terriers. Hint, that aint one of them.

> referring to your own dog as “”it””
Subhuman

This.
And give your dog a bath, OP you lazy cunt.

The answer to everything is squats and oats.

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>@?
Dog is redpilled. But not based.

Put your pillows in a closet since you probably have nothing in those as well.

A) Throw it off the bed whenever you see it
B) Don’t let it in your room
C) Get a frame for your bed you animal
D) kill it and try again with a puppy

It has been a depressingly long time since I have heard that posted here.

Ok this one made me laugh

Why do you keep making the same fucking thread OP.

At least make the picture the right way round one of the times.

>Posts a beta faggot actor, suggests getting a cat...

Go and wash your vagina

Ron?

Why is bed on wall? Why is window on floor? Why is dog sideways? Help to understand thank you. We brain to the future good feel! OK

>Are you a manlet by chance?
why else would the mattress be on the floor? he wouldn't be able to get onto it if it was on a proper platform

You have to move out it’s literally the dogs bed now

I don't have a closet you rich ponce

There are no other rooms really. Snd why would I frame a bed? Have you people gone insane? Are you trolling me?

I get banned for 3 days every time by faggot mods for some reason

I cant aford now maybe after christmas

10/10

FUCK YOUR FUCKING RAT DOG YOU MOTHERFUCKER