Rich Piana claims to have performed 6 million reps during an 8 hour period, but if we do the math...

Rich Piana claims to have performed 6 million reps during an 8 hour period, but if we do the math, it just doesn't add up. He would have had to perform 480 reps a minute, every minute, for 8 hours straight - without stopping a single time for a bathroom break, a protein cookie, or a pause to say "GOOD FUCKING MORNING". It just doesn't make sense, and whats more, the number of reps he's claimed in 8 hours has changed over the years - first it was 1.5 million, then it was 3 million, now it's 6 million and some reports have recently said he's claiming 9 million reps! Somethings up with this 8 Hour Arm Day.

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And the wooden fucking doors on the gym? Shit just doesnt add up.

i mean he's ded
does it matter

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What if, and this is just a rumor, there were only 500,000 reps performed? Not denying the reps didnt happen, but maybe they were exaggerated.

Hypothetically, Rich may be exaggerating this number in order to paint others in a negative light? Or, more fittingly, to receive billions of dollars per year in supplement sponsorship's?

best fucking post of all day

Go the fuck back to your containment board you evil nazis

That word actually means something, you ignorant loser

Vpbp

oy vey dis actually bretty gud, i r8 6 gorillion/6 gorillion

Begone Thot

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Never forget 123 gorillions

based
if only the official narrative about rich's legendary 8 hour arm workout was true

oh boy, another one of their retards got loose. how about you fuck off and waddle on back to your containment board, little retard?

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post timestamped body

Not to mention the lack of rust orange on the barbells

showbody

>counting reps is considered politically incorrect by smelly, grimy, hand rubbing, hook nosed gains goblins

ha i get it itsa bout the joos xdd

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Why do you leftypol trannies want an anti white safespace? Why don't you post your body with a timestamp?

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The fire rises.

Also.. when we went to inspect these gyms where Rich supposedly did his 6 million reps, we found no "arm sections", only treadmills and swimming pools. Something seems fishy.

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>dial 8

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Who killed Rich ''Piano Man" Piana?

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Some state it was legendary operative Hemingway but it's quite possible Rich just escaped to Brazil to fuck latina hookers

yeah, but for Bernie
#basedcommie2020

Yeah it is
You got a problem with that

What happened to coom posting??? I miss it lads

Based and richpilled
Cringe and bluepilled

Clever user. I didn't get this was a Holocaust denial paradoy until I read the replies.

My gym has wooden doors for the sauna, just doesn’t make sense.

>6 gorillion reps
Perhaps he's jewish?

Not to mention the energy expenditure given the amount of time. Doing over a million reps in a 2 hours time period burns around 800,000 calories, which equals out to around 230 lb's. but lets say he was cutting, and only @ 130, which is pretty frail for an adult male. That would still take a full hour to burn through that much. Am I expected to sit here and listen to you tell me that Rich burned through all of that human weight within the relatively small amount of time that the gym was open? I think fucking not.

This thread is based and redpilled.

>when some other user brings up politics
lmao

I mean, maybe there's some truth in that Story and some stuff really happened and he did like - I don't know - lets say one million reps. But then he realized that for it to become special (I think I heard of a few other occasions where one million reps where performed) he had to make up higher numbers and so he came up with the six million?

Fucking kek! Well done user.

I'm a leftist and I think you guys would be pretty cool if you'd focus more on the gas chambers for rich people and less on hanging all niggers.

Gee. A bodybuilder lied? I can't believe it.

Big synthol took him out, he was starting to make them look bad.

Order 66 Rich Piana
Rich Piana lied about doing 6 million reps over an 8 hour period
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How would you feel about doing both?

holobunga is fake

fuck me that's funny

Now replace pol with furries and realize how retarded you sound

>if you'd focus more on the gas chambers for rich people
How about you actually learn about leftism and see why the filthy rich people finance it and want it?

6 million? What do you mean 60 million goy?? Oy vey, remember the 600 million!

b a s e d

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Explain please

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To think you keep posting dead fags like Rich and Zyzz, and yet Scooby, actually cared about you, cared about your fitness, was willing to help, but like the warped people you are Jow Forums you rejected him like the Jews of old. You doxed him and drove him from this place, baying like mules and gnashing your teeth, you drove him into the wilderness never to return.
You don't care about being Jow Forums you care about memes and making fun of fat people. Scooby was right, you are monsters.

There must be something wrong with your math because there is no way he would lie.

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still more entertaining than coomers

I'd feel like a dick.
You're talking about liberalism. How about you learn god damn anything?

Lol, remember when Trans Life line refused to stop parading around the face of a child that commited suicide for advertisement even though the parents of said child begged them to stop.
If only everyone was as empathetic as these lovely trans people.

>claims
A-user, I ...

lol took me a second

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Amen. May God have mercy on us all.

The worst part is if we actually visit his gym and start investigation we are labelled as anti-pianas and put in prison

>now replace the main subject of the complaint with something that deliberately puts the complaint out of context
You user, are actually retarded

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You fool he was repping with both arms at once. So only half the pace needed to reach 9 million.

>evil

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dilate

Rich Piana could perform 6 million reps in under one minute if he wanted to you fool.

Fucking kek

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Official Red Cross records state that less than 300,000 reps were performed but these were done by other people at the gym. Rich was only there to hang out for a little bit. There’s no evidence that rich actually did the reps or even intended to.

Eat shit, nigger

I hope some day Alex Jones or someone smart brings it up on Joe's podcast

Fact-driven science tells us a full-body workout takes at least 2 hours to complete, but fitness coach Ari Goldstein would have us believe that multiple full-body workouts can be completed in just 30 minutes, and that the sweat from our own bodies even allows us to workout faster. Rumors abound that people have even been banned from gyms and had their equipment seized for questioning this gym logic

didn't rich abuse synthol a lot? like look at his goofy arms

Piana’s claims seems feasible when you start comparing his reps to other ecelebs at the other Newbgain trials. For example, the dastardly Jeff Seid and his admitted involvement in the Cookiyn massacre.

Wow, guess he was based and reppilled.

Dilate

I think he means to say he has preformed 6 million injections of clean steroids, but I mean reps and steroids are basically the same word so I can understand his mistake

Jewish people ARE the rich people you hate.

and how many very rich people are jew? you see why they need gasing?

>would be pretty cool if you'd focus more on the gas chambers for rich people
woa woa woa cool it down with the anti-semitism here
back to Jow Forums with those words

Best thread in a while

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If only that were true. Not even in /ck/ can you have a thread where a Jow Forumsfag doesn't ruin it with politics

This is the best thread on Jow Forums right now, best thing to wake up to

>billions

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guys what bodyfat% allows starving human bodies to burn like firewood, and for blood to act as an accelerant?

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only found in middle east genotypes

that's why they also blow up so nice

OY VEY

>Blood was found to be first-class combustion material

They were all on nitroglycerin for dodgy hearts. Pure coincidence

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kek
absolutely absed

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>the statement was in fact, based.
Based

How dare you question such a sensitive topic?
OP should be thrown in jail

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