No sex now for 5 months

HELP
How do I have sex?

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>5 months
Fucking casual, ive been on /dryspell/ for 23 years.
>how do you feel about it?
not good

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>in an adults body
thats your problem

2 years and i couldn't give less of a fuck

I've never had sex

I aspire to become a wizard.

4 years reporting in

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Was at like 3 months before I fucked a MtF tranny. Don't know how the fuck you people deal with years.

>have a gf
>still manage to jerk off twice a day while she's at work
porn has ruined me bros

Haven't gotten dick for over half a year. Maybe I should have a hookup or two just to break the dryspell.

Dry spell for about a month.

6 months here, I decided no more sex until im serious about a relationship with a girl, using girls is amoral makes me feel shitty

just about 18 months. funny thing is i look 10x better but my autism has gotten way worse, i doubt i'll ever recover from this

All this virgins giving me the cringes
IT aint no dryspell dummy youre just a sum zero
now if youre like 42 and been on a 20 year dryspell I can respect that but ive youve tried the forbidden fruit you dont suffer as much because you have no fucking idea HOW GOOD IT FEELS

been like a year and a half or something, before that was fucking years idk

i think im scared of sex or something

based moralposter

sexy is scary yo
it can means babies,abortions, economic burdens
it can mean disease,suffering even death
there are emotional,social and spiritual consequences sex is dangerous, for most of human history we didnt have reliable contraceptives so we were quite aware of the risk it took to have sex hence the heavy social contracts we put on it.
Now our decadent culture has forgotten about it and tries to glamorize it and suddenly it becomes a comoddity and a status symbol when its just a biological function.

gay

>tfw no sex for 30 years

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Dont worry man your genes wont pass to the next generation so there will be less suffering of your kind in the future.

Fucking gross dude

>no sex for 20 years and counting
Get on my level, pleb.

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>says no sales for 5 months like it's a big deal
bruh it's been 8 years for me

This meme ain’t funny anymore guys

10 years, 2 months and counting. Haven't tried either, I just can't be bothered.

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Almost 10 months, but for the first time in my life I'm talking to multiple girls so maybe I can get one of them

Broke up with my ex 3 months ago, so that long I guess. Currently getting to know someone else, been on a couple dates, hopefully it goes somewhere cuz I'm thirsty.

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5 years.
Unsure what I should do.
I've got my degree, got a good job, expanded my social circle without being a fake cunt and worked on improving my body and health for the past 7 years - no drugs either.
The hurdle of understanding how to get dates is bigger than the others. People are hard to understand and they make me anxious.
Sometimes, I just want to leave for a cabin and spend my days reading, writing, hunting, farming, working out, or just doing menial chores around the house.
My mum and my friends don't know. Dad does.

godspeed

2 years nearly. I certainly miss it. While I've had girls interested in me, it either hasn't been mutual or I haven't wanted to risk misinterpreting things so I've not let things progress beyond a "mood". I'm not really after sex just for the sake of sex though. I met a girl who I found very attractive and legitimately interesting a few days ago, and I find the idea of dating her far more appealing than lots of casual encounters.

low test/fucked hormones maybe? worth checking if your whole sexuality and sex drive is out of whack

5 months is not terrible. I went years once.

If you're under, say, 30, all you have to do is keep on being your best self and watch your age group fall apart around you. When that happened and I started getting some, I was overly thrilled and kind of settled.

It turned out to be good for me in the end, but I could have ended up fucking hotter pussy. But low-maintenance becomes more important over time. Nobody wants to end up with a 60-year-old demanding shrew who still is a 9 in her mind.

haven't had sex since friday

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I am starting to think sex is just not worth the trouble anymore. If you let them women will always hurt you.

>If you let them women will always hurt you.
Don't let them then. Don't get close to a woman until she's past her prime, has at least one kid, and is possibly a little overweight. That's around then time when they start being actual people.

>5 months

try 5 years, I fucked 13 girls in the space of 4 years between the ages of 18-22 and since then NOTHING

I got back from uni, fell out of touch with everyone and now work a full time job, I have 3 friends that I occasionally see and thats it

What the fuck do I do? I am not even shit with girls

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>been on dryspell since 2016
>talking to cute grill met online likes same games i do
>both introvert and through common thoughts / feelings, started becoming great friends
>almost four years later and we're meant to be meeting up end of this month
>figured this was it, end of dryspell soon, we know each other well enough that i think it's on the cards, y'know?
>about a week ago they confess they're trans
fuck my life man fuck it

hahhahahah

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