Femanons, describe your ideal cock

Femanons, describe your ideal cock

Big or small, smooth or veiny, hairy or shaved, uncut or cut, bent or straight, etc.

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beung uncut is the only somewhat "important" thing to me, but i don't live in burgerland anyway.

so you'd be okay with a 3 incher?

Attached to someone I love and who also loves me back would be hot

Uncut hairy and veiny

Why veiny ?

i could live with that desu, i'm here for a reason anyway.

that's very humble.
what country are you from? do dicks tend to be big or small there?

i'm a skandi, and no, i don't know how big or small the dicks here are.

it seems like swedish guys have nice dicks. how many have you had in real life so far?

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Scandinavia? Like above average but not biggest. Based on data atleast
T. Oregano swede

NOOO. Fuck off sluts with your shitty thread. Go have your whore discussions over on /cgl/ or crystal cafe with all the other daddy hating sluts society doesnt care about.

Swedish girls also have big boobs on average

Hvor scandi da?

medium to small, uncut, shiny glans

>All these roastlets with small saggy, uneven tits, flabby asses, gunts and smelly vaginas actually thinking they get to have an 'ideal' penis

Lmao.

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fembots really aren't picky at all, not sure what you're complaining about. most seem to be okay with a 4 inch cock

First off fembots dont exist. Second of all look at this thread.
>they arent picky
Yeah right. All of you sluts need to get lost, Jow Forums is not an open accepting community. We hate women, robots exist because of women. Why the fuck would we a ceot you here with your 'problems'.
>I cant get chad
Is not a problem.

speak for yourself, I want a stinky fembot gf

heres a question to femanons
do they have a problem with uncut dicks that cannot retract the foreskin fully?

i have got a 16 cm penis,but its very thick in the middle so when i try to pull down the foreskin while hard i cannot get it lower than the head,otherwise it is perfectly normal

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Do youde think Ide speak for you? Also stop pretending to be a guy who appreciates 'fembots'.

do you mean it stops right below the head? that's totally normal, it doesn't need to go down any further than that

>do you mean it stops right below the head?
yes,and if i try to pull it any more it strangulates my dick
as far as i know,healthy foreskin is supposed to spread all over the shaft,but mine just clusters in the middle and hurts like hell

sounds like you have phimosis and should go see a doctor

can you post a picture? I'm not even trying to be gay but I want to know what it looks like

It sounds like mild phimosis, see a doctor and seek a non-invasive option.

yes,i did think it might be that,but phimosis makes it so that you cant even get it below the head

dont have any saved ones,so it ll take a while to get hard and take a pic

it takes you a while to get hard? you can't just look at a booty pic and get hard right away?

shit nevermind,just google it and turns out i might have it

pic is not me,but that pretty much how it looks

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yeah that's a form of mild phimosis I think, talk to a doctor and see what you can do without surgery.
but then again I don't think it's even a big deal as long as it comfortably goes below the head.

>but then again I don't think it's even a big deal as long as it comfortably goes below the head.
well,yeah,but i dont know if i could fit condoms on as well

why not? with a condom, you roll it down to the base. have you ever tried to put one on?

>have you ever tried to put one on?
no,but i thought you need a smooth shaft for it to fit properly,otherwise it just clumps/hurts
i dont know man

I don't think so, those things have a lot of wiggle room. If you have a really fat dick then you can buy magnums

alright,thanks man,gonna try the first chance i get