would you willingly become a vampire if you were offered the chance?
Would you willingly become a vampire if you were offered the chance?
Levi Clark
William Price
yes anything is better than being a nigger bot
Henry Rivera
Sure why not sounds fun
Jace Miller
Are you kidding? I can't even handle being a human, I'd never make it as a vampire.
Isaac Ross
I probably wouldn't be a very good vampire either, but okay.. it would get kind of sad outliving all my internet friends though, I hope that at least I'd find some fulfilment to last me a few hundred years to see the future of mankind.
Having a vampire buddy would be nice too, being alone would get lonely.
Liam Johnson
No, I don't want to live forever and eating and sleeping are the only things I enjoy nowadays
Cooper Harris
No but if I could be a vampire hunter I would
Ryder Peterson
vampires can eat and sleep too though
Robert Campbell
What if the food I eat has garlic in it?
I'm not sure if they see dreams either, I enjoy napping during the day when I come home from uni cause that's the only time when I see dreams on work days
Aiden Watson
if I get some extra vampire powers as bonus then hell yes, much better than sitting in front of my PC 24/7.
Anthony Wright
Yes. Insantly, no second thoughts. Even better if it follows monogatari rules and gives me super strength, healing and physique. Plus women fucking love vampires.
Ethan Ortiz
If a cute girl vampire would convert me.
Jacob Evans
yes I'd love to be eternally bonded with shinobu
Parker Roberts
Yes I would eat femboys I picked up on discord
Jaxson Hall
No, but I would let a vampire girl feed on my blood.
Chase Garcia
Sure, sounds more fun than being human.
Kayden Lee
i already am a vampire
Lincoln Hernandez
Hell yeah, sounds cool, hopefully I'm not some sort of slave to the vamp who turned me though.
Cooper Sanchez
I'd rather be a Liche. Can you imagine? A consciousness free from doubt and pain? Never having to sleep? And there mere touch of your withered claw is enough to paralyze a fool for life. Endless knowledge, endless power, it's such a satisfying fantasy.
Jeremiah Lee
based jobin poster
Austin Torres
Sure.
Question though, does it come with any powers? Part from immortality, like what movie/game are we using as reference here?
>inb4 you only have immortality but must feed and the ability to turn into a bat
So I'd be dead within a week as I'd be too awkward to try and drink blood thus never able to feed and die of starvation
Ayden Reed
Sure why not, id be pretty cool being a vampire
Nicholas Robinson
But how would you make love to sexy ladies?
Benjamin Carter
Why be a vampire when you can be the creator of vampires?
Parker Williams
idk, project your consciousness into a dozen life-size male fuckdolls, then gangbang her for hours until her body is torn apart, with you feeling everything. then you bring her back to life and possess her body so that you can feel what it's like to get gangbanged by a dozen horny men
Joseph Bailey
This user gets it. Fuck having a limited set of unimpressive powers when I bend the very forces of nature to my will with dark sorcery. I'm more of a "skin her crush alive, wear the skin, fuck her, then mentally enslave her" kind of guy but I like the way this guy thinks. Truth be told, without glands and hormones holding me back, I would hope to discard the plebian pleasures of the flesh for the patrician pleasures of mastering the dark arts and then throwing the entire world into chaos and darkness for no other purpose than to test my research.
Eli Brown
the scary thing is that if vampires were real, that would mean the supernatural is real, thus it's pretty likely that God exists
but if you become a vampire you are damned to Hell for all eternity
Daniel Brooks
Just dont die. Duh.
You know it. God abandoned me long ago. Ive praued to him for 15 years and nothing has happened so obviously he doesnt want anything with me. Fuck him and fuck his chosen children.
Joshua Brown
immortality? no thanks.
Jonathan Bennett
What does being a vampire entail user?
Cameron James
Or maybe it turns out one super god was never real but the other pantheons are.
Easton Sanchez
I always wanted to be a vampire hunter, vampires are fucking gay and I hate them so much
I also hate mosquitoes and bed bugs
Camden Gutierrez
yes, but vampires existing means vampire lore is likely to be correct too, and vampires lore-wise are cursed to damnation