Why not settle for a rat gf, anons?

Why not settle for a rat gf, anons?

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the first time i ever spoke to a ratlady she took me to her dorm to watch anime, tried to fuck me immediately, and threatened to tell people that iraped her if i didnt fuck her right then

So she raped you? That's Terrible, user. I hope that event didn't scar you too bad.

holy shit,that chick looks just like an autistic dude i know

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I'd rather have a rat bf

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You know what? Me too.

>oro

nah, women have always been very aggressive with their advances towards me for whatever reason
i had my first kiss forced on me in second grade by a girl who was in first grade
just wish i could have picked at least who to have my first sex time with, but we dont always get what we want

I have seen a girl close to my age aroun 21-23 at work I think with train/rat/rabbit teeth I swear the urge to laugh and cry was insane but I had to keep silent and my face was red already , I went quickly to the bathroom still thinking about her face closed myself in the toilet I start to chuckle with tears and my body kept trempling
I had to quit myself because I couldn't handle altough i was happy since then all the time there but I knew I would get fired because I ''bully'' her , never thought this would happen to me.

Everyone deserve to decide when they're ready for their first time, and who with. I'm very sorry you went through that.

You had to quit because of a girls face? I guess it is like that sometimes.

its not really a big deal when you get used to it, but thanks for the concern user fren

imagine everyday dude
I just can't I lost I had to quit

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Maybe she is him, you never know.

Oh god. I don't really want to imagine.

That girl is perfect, what's her name?

I love ratboygenius. This isn't original surprisingly

He is quite the qt.

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Need a source on that pic you guys
Dudurud

It was posted on Michael sosas egirl trolling insta.

There was a guy like that in a job I had in 2013 but he was only there a few days with agency. Think his name was Keith, too, which just made it worse, because he got the quickest nickname/ monniker I've ever witnessed anyone get in a workplace (Keith with the teeth)

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>eats all your food
>refuses to pay rent
>smells weird
>can be nice to stroke sometimes
Yeah, I guess rodents and girls are comparable