men are aliens
Men are aliens
w-w-w-what is this real?
Wait- what?
How do I do this?
is this the power of kegels?
c-chotto, how can I master this?
This is one of the most amusing pieces I've seen in a while.
is this ultra instinct?
maintained an opening in the inguinal canal?
This guy does kung fu or something
sometimes my balls go inside me when I cum
>men are aliens
and just like the stereotype, I want to probe your anus.
w-where do they go?
why do i want to have sex with these monsters?
user this isn't fucking funny.
because you are gay
organically
I used to be able to do this when I was little basically when I breathed in and dragged in my stomach, my balls would also do the same.
They're just scared, dont judge
>BEEP BEEEP BEEEP GAY ALERT A GAY IS ATTEMPTING TO TOUCH
>[only show, do not touch]
>BEEPP BEEEP BEEEP EMERGENCY RETRACT EVAC THE GAY ZONEBEEEEEEEPPPP BEEEPPPP BEEEEEP
Your balls can't touch if your balls are inside you.
Same, I can still do it slightly, but only like half an inch
>taking a shit
>bored so looking on my balls
>they are moving up and down independently of each other