Men are aliens

men are aliens

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w-w-w-what is this real?

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Wait- what?
How do I do this?

is this the power of kegels?

c-chotto, how can I master this?

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This is one of the most amusing pieces I've seen in a while.

is this ultra instinct?

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maintained an opening in the inguinal canal?

This guy does kung fu or something

sometimes my balls go inside me when I cum

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>men are aliens

and just like the stereotype, I want to probe your anus.

w-where do they go?

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why do i want to have sex with these monsters?

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user this isn't fucking funny.

because you are gay
organically

I used to be able to do this when I was little basically when I breathed in and dragged in my stomach, my balls would also do the same.

They're just scared, dont judge

>BEEP BEEEP BEEEP GAY ALERT A GAY IS ATTEMPTING TO TOUCH
>[only show, do not touch]
>BEEPP BEEEP BEEEP EMERGENCY RETRACT EVAC THE GAY ZONEBEEEEEEEPPPP BEEEPPPP BEEEEEP

Your balls can't touch if your balls are inside you.

Same, I can still do it slightly, but only like half an inch

>taking a shit
>bored so looking on my balls
>they are moving up and down independently of each other

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