I started speaking to this girl less than 4 days ago, and now she wants me to come over and fuck her (less than 40 min drive).
I have no feelings for her as of yet, but she's a gaymer. Plays DOTA, CS, etc. What do? Fuck and be a douchebag about it afterwards or ignore and leave my dick dry like a raisin?
Are you gay or retarded? Go smash and just see what happens with her, why be a complete tard about it?
oh also I should mention I'm white too, so for all you ok-righters out there, no funny business here.
she looks fat lol but uh yeah modern women are terrible just get laid and try not to not make it weird afterwards
Definitely not gay, but also not a complete fucking monster. This girl knows who I am, why would I emotionally toy with her when there's sort of a mutual destruction complex going on here? I feel like going into a relationship setups up mutual expectations of repeated contact, and she already says she "misses me".
I have no idea what the fuck she weighs.
But normally large breasts are is an indicator of obesity methinks.
Really cute lips and eyes though. Straight nose, clean genetics.
If you're confident you won't get attached, fuck her. If not , then it might be a better idea to bail ofg.
what dimension do you come from where you can fuck a girl and she'll not want more. I'm not afraid that *I* will get attached, rather the reverse is inevitable.
Yes, fuck her, make her your gf and put a baby in her one day.
40 min drive ain't that bad, just do it and go from there, not sure why you're intentionally blowing your shot for bullshit reasons. You know or don't whatever I guess doesn't matter to me, tryna help you out OP.
what's the question/problem here?
are you implying something?
does she not get you diamonds? because if she does, then I'd like to hear what the fuck is wrong with you?
Okay boys. I'm doing my last line for this month and then going there in an hour. Wish me luck cowboys. Should be enough of an aphrodisiac to make me a beast.
Best of luck to you virgins.
(And for this month, I mean all of May, lmao)
hey bro
I have a very similar weight and some amazing coke too
I had to stop because it was so good that I was convinced I would keep doing it forever and get actually addicted
try to give us some feedback on how it went after
we'll try to keep the thread going for a while
Yeah make sure to report back faggot, let us know how it goes, enjoy the line, almost out here too, need to take a break. Good luck man.
Will report back. Arranging meet now. Thanks lads, best of luck to you too.
>what dimension do you come from where you can fuck a girl and she'll not want more.
The dimension of unfuckable mentally ill beta male losers, you fucking normie piece of shit
We talked him into it, we're watching OP redeem himself in real time. Honestly thought he was gonna fuck this up for a second there.
Although I originally just came here to give him shit so jokes on me I guess.
I fully expect him so come back here with video proof and timestamped note on all the pictures he took of her during and after
Well yeah I thought that was sorta the unspoken agreement, we gotta get something out of this at least
She's tubby though
>later virgins
ya
yankee doodle dandee
>She's tubby though
>>later virgins
hmm, good point
and he didn't say if he was wearing condoms or not, so he might be a virgin when he comes back anyway
is the tubby, though? I have seen amazing skinny babes with huge fatty titties
Eh that doesn't matter, she's not huge so he can work with it.
You know, I'm a 7-8/10 at best, and getting a girl who wants to fuck is not that difficult if you just seek it out a little. Get Tinder dude, no ill will here.
I wrote this in another thread but let me reiterate. Back when I was 18, that's now 2 years ago (and a little more) I was a kissless virgin. I thought I'd grow up to become a grand wizard like all of you aspi(r)e to be, but then some magical universal flip happened where I got into a serious relationship with a girl way out of my league that lasted a year (she was like a 9/10 aryan goddess), and now I can get girls like this pretty easily. I can't quite figure out what the fuck happened. All I can say is, keep trying. Don't be weird at parties, don't start talking about your weird anime or whatever, just be an abnoxious chad and act like you're socially unaware. That's how my life turned around, and even when I'm not drunk (very rarely am I drunk, ironic with pic related I know) do I get out of that mode. The "chad" mentality sort of sticks.
tl;dr: Get a tinder, get a shot *from your best angle* can't stress this e-fucking-nough. Pictures will trick people into thinking you're good looking even when seeing you IRL, even if you only resemble them. I can be a 9/10 on a pic but a 7/10 IRL and no one will bat an eye.
Anyways, I'm taking 3 shots of jack to convert the cocaine to cocaethylene, that's twice as potent.
I'm hoping he has enough sense to stop and grab some, I'm too invested for him to fuck it up now.
why don't you want him to lose his virginity? leave the condoms at home, pew-ew
> (You)
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>I'll deliver, gents.
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> (You)
>As mentioned, I've fucked over 200+ times with 5 girls. By no means a virgin, all on the pill, so no condom.
yeah, I don't care any more now
/end thread
pathetic that chad here needs a bump of blow before going out to screw for the third time this day
I guess the retardedness of chad is part of his charm to the ladies
>I'm 7-8
Stopped reading there
Epic troll
I'm a computer scientist by trade. Call me a chad again.
get off of Jow Forums immediately, you'll get zero good advice about getting laid from us. we're all just crabs in a virginity bucket trying to pull everyone else down.
Don't know how she will react to him not having them, better to have them so there's no risk of a wasted trip.
What the fuck is this bullshit?
user just give her the dick and be done with it. This is your chance and you just on here asking some random autismos here?
JUST DO IT.
Btw fuck you. From the sounds of it you got hella lucky. If you fuck her good she may even keep you as a bf or fuck buddy hell maybe someone to play games with. I sure fucking wish I had a qt to play vidya with so what the fuck you waiting for you nigger?
you are rich, living it up in a comfy job
how is that not megachad? 8/10, great job, how is that not gigachaddius maximus?
fuck off, seriously
Your afraid and talking yourself out of it
I'll be thinking of you while I'm fucking her lad. You're no longer a virgin by proxy. Thank me later.
If you knew me IRL, you'd know how wrong you are.
No I'm heading there in 15 minutes.
k bye no one cares any more sayonara
;)
In other news, this just came in. I'm going.
looks like a massive tublard strandwhale, yeah
the other guy was right
If that isn't a signal to fuck her brain's out , I don't know what is
Nah, I've seen a full body shot of her. She's not obese.
Right on, lad.
But will your dick touch the sides?
you're a faggotini
Thanks Chad, you made my regular day worse by reminding me no matter what I do I will never be completely white and attractive to women, let alone blondes. Your false sense of insecurity masked with the fact you can get a fuck that easily makes me sick, I genuinely don't understand why you come here other than to subtly mock me for not being white. You may have tricked yourself into thinking "not me, I'm not a normie", but you 100% are. All it took for you was some very slight adjustments, not even changes to improve your life and you're unconsciously laughing at actual robots about it. If you don't leave this site forever I see no reason fit to stay here and keep torturing myself reading posts like yours every day.
>I see no reason fit to stay here and keep torturing myself reading posts like yours every day.
Sounds like a pointless exercise anyway. And the result would be healthy.
>completely white and attractive to women
The whitest countries have the lowest birth rates. Sure they have better access to prevention, but if you look at it, they probably fuck less.
>You may have tricked yourself into thinking "not me, I'm not a normie", but you 100% are
I am currnetly building a neural network for detecting early-onset Alzheimers decease using several models not tried before, and have several other interests people would shake their head at.
If you have a legitimate condition like aspergers, fine, you're doomed to be with other aspies most likely. But if you're just a 3-4/10, then with a little "adjustment" you can get people who are out of your league. Stop being such a fucking excuse for your own lack of discipline.
>Sounds like a pointless exercise anyway. And the result would be healthy.
Agreed. Or alternatively leave this site and go back to Facebook.
>but if you look at it, they probably fuck less.
>The absolute cognitive dissonance of this post. White guys ABSOLUTELY fuck more white girls than any other race. Birth rates are irrelevant when there is access to birth controls like the five roasties you were fucking.
>I am currnetly building a neural network for detecting early-onset Alzheimers decease using several models not tried before
This example alone, if you think is considered "not normie" then clearly you have no idea what is considered a weird interest and you surround yourself with turbo normies.
>if you're just a 3-4/10, then with a little "adjustment" you can get people who are out of your league. Stop being such a fucking excuse for your own lack of discipline.
>just bee yourself: the argument
fuck off chad. Discipline has nothing to do with it. You could be built like a greek statue but a fat chad with a good face still has the advantage over you. Please exit yourself from this board. If not, then keep posting pics the stacy so I can fap.
>Girl invites you to fuck after 4 days
Yeah sure she sounds like the type who's never done this before. Lets be honest you probably aren't her first 5-6 one night stands and unless you're remarkably better than them with a better personality what are you worrying about?
You swallowed the VantaBlack pill, colored fren.
I'm the only dude she talks to. I may not be better looking, but I do think I have a better personality. Maybe that's what lacks - and that can provably be adjusted.
Are you going to post pics or what, OP?
>Are you going to post pics or what, OP?
he's a retarded chad
he is not going to give us anything but smugness
I'm heading out the door now, may not be able to post other than from Clover. Gonna sneak a few pics while over there. Stay tuned anons, make sure to call me a faggot, tell me to kill myself, and then proceed to go into fetus position cry while I'm driving.
To all the non-blackpilled robots, pics/we(e)bms upcoming.
>To all the non-blackpilled robots, pics/we(e)bms upcoming.
>You swallowed the VantaBlack pill, colored fren.
You are proving my point by not providing a rebuttal and simply choosing to go with the "haha what an incel be a bloomer :^)" route.
>Maybe that's what
lacks - and that can provably be adjusted.
My personality has nothing at all to do with this. Judging my anger from my response to YOU in comparison to how I would speak to others us completely different. As usual, chad provides nothing but snake oil results for us while he literally travels to plow another stacy. You have such a tough life you really have my pity. And yes I will fap furiously to the pictures out of spite because that's how you get off, chad, on my misery.
>I am currnetly building a neural network for detecting early-onset Alzheimers decease using several models not tried before
sounds interesting tell me more user
waiting for op to deliver, surely not originally a faggot, right
We can only sit and wait to see if OP honours the agreement, don't let us down man
OP HERE. I have arrived. Ready to fuck. Pics incoming when we've gotten into bed, putting on some boring Netflix shit now, then getting under sheets. Posts are gonna take longer cause fuck Clover.
Good job, user - you've officially become a degenerate by fucking this whore.
The dimension called real fucking life.
I never said shit about HER getting attached. If you do your job well enough, yeah, chances are she'll want sone round 2 and round 3, but who said you have to go back if you don't want to?
Listen, I'll try to be clearer. I speak from experience. Hoping that a sexually motivated flick of a relationship develop into something more is a dangerous game. It's very unlikely to go your way at all. I'm not saying it's impossible because anything can happen. I know guys who ended up marrying the girls they used to just treat as booty calls, but there is a certain sentiment of detachment that you need to have if you want to fill yourself with that kind of hope. If she starts by wanting to fuck and you get all clingy, she's likely to run away.
And then there's the question about you. What do you want actually? A good fuck or a girlfriend? Sounds to me like she's a good fuck and nothing more. You express doubt showing fear of attachment, but also desire that she could be more tyan a good fuck. What are you afraid of?
So we go full circle to what I said earlier.
If (((((((YOU)))))))) are not afraid of attachment or are confident you won't get attached, go for it. If not, then be careful.
In the end just do whatever the fuck you actually want, stop being so hesutant and doubtful and just fucking go for it. It'll end up any way it's supposed to end up and if you end up hurting yourself, you'll have an opportunity to learn a lesson.
It's amazing how so many people complicate something so simple. Nobody knows how it's gonna end up so if you want to take the risk of getting hurt just fucking do it and deal with the fallout afterward. I can't believe I used to overthink so much.
short version? I am not reading that shit
Her panties are off
I can't get lil' jimmy up
Don't listen to degenerate normies. Ask her out on a date first
> Her panties are off
> Can't get lil Jimmy up
Please don't tell me you fapped before meeting her... Please
ABORT MISSION
I couldn't get hard because of the blow I did right before. She ended up with a face of shock and horror so I said I had to go because me dad wants me to help him mow the lawn.
I did lie earlier, though. I am a virgin. But the blow gave me this real confidence boost and I was determined that lying to you guys about it would give me the balls to fuck this girl.
What blow? What the fuck are you taking about you fake ass autist
Did you seriously do drugs before having sex with a woman?
You don't deserve to fuck, you're too stupid