"user, I just found out I'm pregnant!"

>"user, I just found out I'm pregnant!"
>*hugs you*
>"I'm so glad that we'll finally have a baby of our own!"

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post crispy ass

So was it Jamal or Tyrone this time? Oh haha of course you can't be sure. Thats okay. Everything is okay.

>"user, I just found out that our baby is a girl!"
>"What do we name her? I really like the name Clara."

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"Abort it or I'm leaving the country."

if crispy and kat did amateur porn on pornhub im sure they'd be making stacks

crispy is a degenerate dropout and kat is in some dead end job, they're both SJW, they have nothing to lose

>8 months later
>"y-you don't happen to have any relatives of african descent do you?"

>they have nothing to lose
in a Jow Forums perspective, they're the only ones who didn't do fucked up shit(no drama, no nudes, no secret accounts made and remade 71 times, etc), so they have that to lose
that being their dignity, if you wanna call it that way

>leftists
>dignity

good kek

in their eyes it is, so there's no way they give up that

"abortion time baby!!!"

Man, why can't they be the fucking sex-positive feminists who think gay sex is powerful and empowering, instead of the no-fun prude feminists trying to get porn banned for everyone

kat always says some innuendo shit, or makes jokes about their sex("i have a small mouth...for small titties"), crispy constantly grabs kat's boobs.
they played monster prom last stream and it was full of sex jokes
i dont think they're prude, they just keep it private

I want to be the surrogate father to crispy, I have good genes. You hear that crispy, I'm tall and have a big dick.

she's gay u wanker

is it a good time to say im impotent?

>surrogate father
do you understand that it's not the same as a surrogate mother?
a surrogate mother is the one who carries the pregnancy in her for whatever reason, but a surrogate father is nothing more than the man who looks after her child when she(and her partner) can't do it.
you'd be nothing but a baby sitter for their child, it has nothing to do with sex with her

Wait, what?
When did we have sex?
Also who are you?

I'm a close friend of hers, AMA

> How to be husband when you're a virgin, and had no girlfriend?

> "Sorry, but I think you have the wrong guy miss.."

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did her and kat really have a threesome with their twitch mod (TheSeek or something)?

Why does she hate r9k so much, didn't she used to post here? Is it because photos of her family keep getting posted?

>>"user, I just found out I'm pregnant!"

B..b..but how is it possible to get pregnant from ass fucking?

i dont know where you heard that, no they didn't, kat is bi but crispy is lesbian, and they dont even live in the same country as their mod

she never posted here, and she made a video about being posted here, go watch it

Which fashion design school did she go to? Did her dad pay her rent? How does she afford so many expensive outfits? She's a Mexican citizen without a green card who can't legally work in either USA or Canada right?

I'd instantly order a paternity test, these hoes be untrustworthy. While I would date a single mother perhaps, I would NOT raise another mans child from a woman who was a cheating whore.

how is she friends with swimsucc

Fashion Institute of Technology in New york
She does have a visa to stay in the USA and one to stay in Canada, but she can't legally work in either.
Yes her dad pays for rent and everything else, including her outfits, but she did sew some herself before she went to FIT

But I don't want to pass down my mental illnesses. :(

she just sent susu some dm on instagram and they kept doing it

>they kept doing it

that is hot as fuck my dude

>kat is the lewd one

s-stop

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I wish Kat would break up with Crispy and let me impregnate her

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>ywn motorboat those massive hispanic mammaries

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>ywn kiss her thighs and be smothered in between them
Also I think Kat is of Italian descent or something. But she's Canadian.

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