Okay boys.
Listen here, I am experienced in life and can teach soibois like you a thong or two.
Tell me your problems and I will help you come up with a solution. Maybe I will even help you and teach you how to live in person if you are near south Germany.
I want to install Command and conquer: Generals Zero Hour but I fucking hate Origin. Do you know where I can get a working copy?
I really want the new Anno, can you gift it to me?
At the pirate bay. Nobody gives a shit about torrents anymore nowadays. Just download it there. Cops usually just go for the big seeders.
How do I hide to people that I don't have any friends?
do you think it's a good idea to introduce my waifu to my parents?
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Don't show anyone that you have no friends. People will assume that you are weird. Unfortunately people are just like that.
Always act like you are a functioning member of society.
There is no justice. Nobody gives a shit about you. And deep inside everybody only cares about themselves.
It's your job to convince people that you are the best of the best. The best worker, the best partner, the best choice in general.
Always remember: nature is all about kill or be killed. Never forget that.
but if its cracked i cant play it online
That's a very bad idea user.
Let's assume you are not trolling me and actually autistic enough to do shit like that. Showing anyone (not just your parents) that you are so mentally ill to love a fictional character will mess your life up.
You may be interesting to some psychologists but the truth is you will never find anyone agreeing with this on a personal level.
Just let it be. search for a waifu in real life. In contrast to the anime propaganda on this board you can love a 3dpg wife just as much as a 2d character.
You just have to find the right one. And that takes time and dedication. Don't be a loser user.
If illegal downloads are not working I have to ask you: Why can't you just buy it? You can make 60 bucks in one day of your life if you know what you are doing.
If you really want to play it, there are many ways.
I was like you once. Always looking for free software and games. There were some few established sharing sites in Germany. I don't know where you are from so I can't give you any advice in this regard.
But after I started working I realized that all this work to get games for free is not worth it just to save a few bucks.
How old are you and where are you from?
If you don't want to / can't work then there are still several ways of getting free money/games.
Thanks. I'm not good atall though. But I'll try
How old are you and where are you coming from?
Maybe I can give you better advice if I know a thing or two about you.
23 year old Euro.
I wanna be a normie so i can finally get a gf what should I do?
Are you still in an uni/apprenticeship or are you working already?
First one, in uni
i need money but i dont want to work. in fact, i dont want to interact with normies at all. they drain the life from me. aside from the fact that im constantly broke, im very happy.
That's a very good question my fellow user.
Contrary to the no sayers on this board, being a normie has nothing to do with looks. So if you are an ugly fuck than there is good news for you.
Being normie is a mindset. Many people here are complaining about how video games are no fun anymore. Guess why? It's called growing up. When you feel there is no satisfaction in the things you usually did that please, for the love of god, look for other things in life.
It was just like that when I was younger. I enjoyed certain things all my life, but then when I turned 25/26 I started to get bored of them really really fast. At this point I started to look for other chellanges. I started socializing way more and doing thing I usually hated to do.
But those things made me the man I am today. And it got me the sweet and loving woman that is on my side today.
I think my best advice is: stop looking so much in screens. The real life is waiting for you just outside of your appartment. Take your bike and drive through town. Be social, find friends. And eventually a girl will come across your path that you just click with.
18 / dortmund
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Then don't worry. Uni is a time where you get thrown into the world while not being entirely sure of yourself.
It's sometimes hard as fuck but let me give you an advice: Even if most people in uni look like total idiots there are some people that are just like you. Try to connect with them and make good friends. Friends from uni are one of the best of your entire life.
>unironically some good advice
Wow thanks user now help me get over social anxiety
How do I end the endless cycle of boredom and emptyness? When I'm not at college, I feel like shit. Lots of my HS friends have moved away and so have I. There is nothing for me left in my hometown and in 2 years when I finish my masters degree I will have absolutely nothing left in my life. I already have a social life on equal level of my 91yo grandma. It doesn't help that I don't get along with my family. In 2 years I will have absolutely nothing to live for or anyone to talk to me. I constantly feel abandoned and alone and I think that my only purpose is to spite everyone. Ever since my HS gf and friends left me I've been feeling emptier and emptier every day. I have a few friends and I make them everywhere I go, but there are never enough. I am alone 90% of my time. Highlights of my typical month are small gatherings for coffee or beer. Normal people have those every single day. Normal people get over their past, but I hust can't. I've chased away a few potential partners too and even more potential friends. I feel like a total wreck and every day I hope something just kills me. It's funny how I believed life will just start after high school, but for me it ended. I'm not saying it was much better then because I had to go to psychiatrist and stuff, but at least only my life sucked. Now everyone who I care about's lives suck. Now tell me, my 1 year senior friend, how would you find meaning in this downward spiraling hole of my life?
Then go to boerse.to
Get yourself an uploaded.to premium account and download as much as you want. (it's 5 bucks per month)
The people there have much knowledge about cracks, look around there.
But you could try some minimum wage job like McDonalds or shit like that to get some money. I did it too and it gave me a good perspective on how jobs look like if you don't have a good education. (probably a rarity in germany nowadays)
How do I stop procrastinating so much? There are seemingly a lot of things I want to get into, but then I don't appear to really have the motivation to do anything but browse YouTube and Jow Forums for the whole day. It feels like I just don't really care about wasting time like that, but at the same time I do. I'll lie in bed at night and remember that I did nothing to get closer to my dreams today and it will sting. But the next day, I'll happily thrust myself into the oblivion of hunting for the next dopamine hit again. How do I get out of this cycle? I need to either give up on doing anything productive and enjoy wasting away my life, or resolve to make an actual change.
I am grateful for your optimistic advice but I guess I should have been clearer. I have been in uni for six years and have not made a friend. I am not interested in making friends (anymore). I just wanted your advice on hiding my loser level.
>Tell me your problems and I will help you come up with a solution.
Fuck you, you dumb fucking niggerfaggot. You are a fucking dumb little bitch shit fuck cocksucker. I will LITERALLY rape you anally with a rake, perpendiculary tied to another rake, so as to form a cross. I will sodomize you with a cross made of rakes. You FUCKING FAGGOT.
Fucking kartoffel faggot. How many wars has Germany won in the last 1000000 years? Zero. How many wars has Germany lost in the last 10000000000 years? 99999999999. You know why? Because dumb krauts like you can't do anything right. Teach ME? Fuck off. Go stuff sausages in lederhosen or whatever the fuck you do you fucking FAGGOT FUCKKKKKKKKKK
yo how do I kill myself. I don't have anything to live for. my life could eventually get better I guess but I don't think it will, I know my personality has stagnated, I'll never have the desire or will to make it better. I just want out. I didn't ask for life, and I'm a failure at it.
Ironically the same thing happened to me. After I did my education in my hometown most of my friends were already gone and I had basically no social life.
I assume you are in your late 20s? It is totally normal for you to be bored of life. That's because you keep clinging to things that gave you joy when you were younger.
It is good that you make new friends. Very good actually. Why can't you keep those connections? Friends are extremely important to have a fulfilling life. Where do you meet those people? Do you have common interests?
Ah yes, you sound like you are around 23 yo?
I had the same problem with a certain game that gave me this short term satisfaction. I guess you feel better when you do other stuff like taking a break from Jow Forums when eating lunch?
At least it was like that in my case. I kept playing vidya but I just did it because I was used to it. The more I broke my cycle the more I realized how stupid it is to play those games (in your case to browse the internet).
I'm sure there are times when you get bored of browsing the internet. In those times just shut the computer off. Go and lay down on your bed. Or just sit around doing nothing. It sounds boring. But your mind will clear up from the distraction. You will get a sense for what is really important to you.
Don't let the easy distractions of our life get to you user. Think about why you are tryng to distract yourself. Maybe you don't even want to do what you think you want to do?
For a long time I believed I wanted to be a specialist in my field. Until I realized it was just the echo of the things my teachers and my parents always told me.
I am in fact 21. I met most of them during classes and other through mutual friends. It's not that I don't have friends, but I rarely get to see them. Less and less people go to classes now, and when it comes to hanging out, they all have better friends than me to spend time with. I am usually the last resort for most when it comes to socializing. My female friend once got really scared by the thought of spending three days alone. I couldn't possibly imagine how incredibly social she is. Sometimes I spend days all by myself and having someone to talk to makes my whole week. People like her take it for granted. Although I have to admit - she only hangs out with same 5-6 people since primary school and she doesn't want to expand her circle. I feel like a normie around robots, but most of my interaction is ocasional chat with people I know online. I talk to very few people in real life because I just don't get to see them.
You are not a loser. There are enough very successfull people in history that had not many friends.
Well it depends if you are a natural loner or if you just did not have the chance to make friends yet. What would you say? Try to be honest.
Tell me more about that life you think is not worth keeping.
Most people does not realize that making friends and keeping friends are two different things.
Having a good friends i like having a relationship with a girl. You need to put time and effort into it for it to bloom.
Maybe you are not giving your friends enough attention? You sound like you have many colleagues but not many friends.
What keeps you from inviting them over to your place at the weekend?
My heart pines for a girl I am aquainted with.
She is usually with this guy but they don't really seem like a couple.
I'm going to tell her how much I like her and ask to get to know her better, and outside of school.
She's smart, pretty, and talented.
I love her laugh and she always brightens my day.
>23 yo?
That's a frighteningly accurate guess.
>you feel better when you do other stuff like taking a break from Jow Forums
No, I think I probably feel better when I have this "tunnel vision" while browsing Jow Forums. It distracts me from any worries and anxieties of life. Ironically, most of my anxiety is about being productive, so it's sort of a chicken and egg problem. The more I care about it, the more I try to escape the thoughts by distracting myself.
>In those times just shut the computer off.
Pretty difficult to do. Usually I don't ever get bored on Jow Forums or YouTube as I can keep refreshing the catalog and recommended videos feed in hopes of finding more interesting content. Consciously, I know I'm not going to find anything worthwhile, and even if I do, there are more efficient ways to find that content. But my reptilian brain still falls for it and it's the one giving out orders, apparently.
>You will get a sense for what is really important to you.
Very true. I have felt this many times before. Yet I always go back. Maybe I need to force myself to be bored for a whole week or something so that I am compelled to change and not just realize what's important and then proceed to disregard it the next day. But that itself takes a lot of motivation initially, and I don't have it at the moment.
>Maybe you don't even want to do what you think you want to do?
Maybe. Thoughts like this visit me sometimes as well, and they only make things worse. If I was more decisive and willing to make mistakes, I wouldn't be stuck in this rut. But I always question whether what I want is the right thing, and there is never a clear answer. There are too many variables in real life to predict whether you'll regret a certain choice or not. At some point, you have to take the plunge, even if it's a less than ideal decision. I don't know how to overcome my fear of failure in order to do that, however, so I always choose to stick with the status quo.
Well, I live in one of those communal apartments for young unemployed people where visits are banned and nobody would even want to visit except for that girl I've mentioned, but she just comes over because the fast food is nearby and she doesn't want to sit there. I live in a disfunctional family in a really messy hoarder-home so I never wanted other kids to know what my house is like. I just never invited them. I don't want anyone to know my shame, that's all. I try not to bother them too much because I'd seem clingy. Whenever I'm in a group chat or something, most of my posts fall on deaf ears and more I talk, more of an outcast I become. I'm sort of person people like less more they know about me I guess.
This sounds like an awful plan user.
Don't ever EVER tell a girl how much you like her. Female brains work different than male brains. In your eyes it looks like a good idea. In her eyes you will be catapulted from a 8/10 to a 4/10.
While it is a meme that girls like asshole/chad guys there is some truth to it. Girls like self-confidence. Don't tell her how you feel. Don't even tell her anything. Girls like guys that are more of the act-instead-of-talk guys.
Meaning: If you see her every day that is a huge plus already. See her in the cafeteria? Go to her, talk to her and eat lunch with her. Girls enjoy having people around them. Be with her as much as possible.
If you notice her being annoyed by you - leave her and stop thinking about her. It won't get you anywhere and she is probably interested in another guy. Girls are very sensitive to social situations and so should you.
How the fuck do I stop caring about what strangers think of me? I can't even try to think about getting a job because I fear that I'll embarass myself in front of anyone and they will think shit about me
You are very aware of your problems. That is certainly a good thing. I think your point of leaving this cycle is near since you noticed many of your problems yourself already.
Keep doing this. After a while your brain will not be satisfied anymore since you will notice that most threads/videos are always the same.
In your age I would not even try to force it at this point. Just let it develop itself. I can only tell you that it will get better. The internet is not a never ending cycle of joy. You will notice patterns. Threads that are occuring again and again, videos that go viral with basically the same content.
And then you will experience a big change in your life. Maybe you will move somewhere wlse, maybe you will get a new job. And then suddenly the new things are suprisingly more interesting than your usual routine.
You are not doing anything wrong user. You are just more aware of your development than most people. Let it happen. And if you are still like this when you are working for 5-10 years THEN I would start worrying. But now everything is fine
>cafeteria
This is uni my friend.
Last week of classes.
I'm going to ask her for contact, and the prefacing is because I'm going to tell her I like being around her .
What an asinine concept you propose, this is exactly trying to be with her as much as possible, with giving her the inevitable question why's answer.
How old are you?
I think one of our main problems in the educational system is the fact that we have to speak in front of many people at a way too young age. Many people are frightened to talk to others because of that.
Your self confidence will grow massively after you end your education and start working.
How do I keep in contact with my friends/family all across the country (America)? I was an army brat who always was used to just kind of dropping people (shitty I know) after I moved on to the next post, and as a result I am socially isolated and have lost several friends in this manner. And have poor relationships with some family. And I'm afraid some older relatives will die before I get to see them again.
I deleted faceberg but I could make a new one I guess, or write letters. I hate texting and calling isn't much better. It's almost like a mental block- seeing people in person is so much easier for me.
I can't tell if a girl is just being nice to me or interested. Like sometimes women approach me in public about my shirt or something and talk. i can never tell and don't want to embarass myself so I just don't say anything
What's the problem with cafeteria? I googled this term and it is the english word for a big place to eat for students. Sorry, maybe I told you the wrong word.
I just want to warn you: Some girls are into the direct and open way of telling her how you feel. But most want to be conquered by other means. You know, basically the natural way. First gettting to know each other, than becoming friends, then impressing her by being a good man.
Don't take everything random internet people tell you so serious (heh)
Everyone i knew thinks I'm a pedophile because I used to hit on teenaged and occasionally preteen girls online because I was desperate for female attention and it was an easy way to get it. Now people follow me around and tell new people I interact with that Im a pedo, also my computer was bugged by someone I trusted. in the country I live in its illegal to tell a girl that isn't fuckable years old that you're going to rearrange her organs with your meaty cock. How do I fix this problem Einstein?
>That is certainly a good thing.
It sure doesn't feel like it has helped me a lot. All it does is cause me more suffering. If I wasn't aware of anything I'd probably be a lot more content.
I've been struggling with this for years. Ever since the last year of high school or so. I doubt anything is going to change if I merely let things run their course. The internet has ceased truly being interesting to me a long time ago, yet I'm still addicted to it. I think I need to do something or my life won't change. But I've been trying for three years and it's only been getting worse... maybe there is nothing left to do but wait for fate to take its course after all.
Thanks for trying to help me with this, user.
I tried to make friends when I started uni. It didn't work out. But I had many chances, both created for me and created by me.
I don't socialise enough to be sure about it but I'd say I'm an introvert. I don't know about being a natural loner. I've been a loner for ages but I'd say it comes from social retardation rather than an innate desire for loneliness. I am largely incapable of holding a conversation for more than a couple of minutes, even with those I've known for years or decades. The conversation may last longer but my contribution will not be more than a couple minutes.
Maybe you should give up on bastards
>What's the problem with cafeteria?
College campuses don't have a blanket "cafeteria", sounds like you implied heavily this is still hs or something where we all go to lunch or something.
And yeah, I appreciate your concern.
We're fairly comfortable around each other now, and of course I am shy and she knows like everyone in this degree and always has them around her.
I've only had a few one on one times with her and the possibility the guy she is always around is with her even though they don't act like a couple, just very familiar.
I don't plan to make a fool of myself, but I want to make it clear how much I like her.
I'll try to read the situation on how well I can spill my heart.
I'm just fucking tired of this hurt, time is running out and I need to know what her answer is going to be, and what she even thinks of me.