Is SS+GOMAD a viable approach for a girl?

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ME BE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

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jokes on you be... because I AM COOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OHHHHHHHH COOMED IN RIGHT IN ME TROUSERS AGAIN SHIT FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Best picture on the entire internet

I miss when this image was used for DUDE memes instead

AHHHHHHHH IM FUCKINNGGGG GONNA FUCKIN FUCK
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

ARGHHHHHGGGGGGHH I M M COOM COOOOOOMING

YEEAAAASSSS IM BOUTTA FUCKIN COOOMMMMM *SCHPLAT*

OHHH FUKKKKKKK IM STILL COOOOOMING BRÖTHËR FUCKIN COOOOMMMM

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

>wow user, you are the best!! first you hit a personal best on the squat and then you hit a personal best in satisfying me.

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>a personal best in satisfying me.
uhm...

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SS is good but GOMAD is a little much. Just have a glass of milk with every meal and that should be good enough, especially for women.

Thotposting awares me on new women so I like it

Don't lie, I find nothing by that name. Link her ig

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Natalie provides a sound foundation for any textmaxxing regimen. Just make sure not to coom.

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That perfect amount of fat for a female's body.

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I get that the annoying cumbrain is to average people who jerk off to porn regularly, as the annoying pothead is to average people who smoke weed regularly, but this whole "nofap" thing is a way overblown trend. The most confident and financially, charistmatically, athletically, and sexually successful men on earth jerk off every day. Real confidence doesn't come from pent-up libido and testosterone from avoiding ejaculation, real confidence comes from the outlook you have even at your weakest. Shit like really just shows how cringey both sides of this "internet war" are. If you personally feel like not jerking off gives you super powers, then you go for it. If your drug of choice is dopamine from orgasms and you need your fix multiple times a day, go for it. It's not affecting anyone else. But honestly, if you subscribe to either extreme, you're probably an idiot either way.

This is just dumb. Chemicals have a real impact on how you feel. Your well being isn't just magically synthesized in your conscious brain.

Tell us more about how you know all successful men jerk off daily
semen retention is real

Damn. This honestly makes me feel bad.

Oh shit hes real

does not have a IG

reddit.com/r/NatalieAustin/

My cock shooting rockets of coom TX tgxthx

BROS HELP I LOOKED AT THE THREAD AND NOW MY COCK IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINNGGGG

Successful men think about more important things than their jerkoff schedule. If they feel like jerking off and they have time, they do it. That's it. By obsessing over it and complicating things, you're preventing yourself from focusing on shit that actually matters. Keep your eyes on the prize, not what your dick is or isn't doing.

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Cope

>reddit.com/r/NatalieAustin/

Thank you friend

wtf

>*testmaxxing

>cope

youtube.com/watch?v=TrRDqD-bpWY

THOSE FUCKING MILKERS OOOOH I FEEL IT AAAAAAAAAAAH IM GONNA AAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAH

i got banned for a week for asking for a fit way to ask out a girl in the gym- enjoy your ban OP

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really?

this COOM/cumbrain shit is just more proof that Jow Forums has been compromised by normalfags. Back in the day we fapped to everything on a whim. Now the concerned parents have a fit if they have to even look at an attractive woman.

See pic related
Based
Dilate

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you hate it because it's like looking into a mirror for you

I hate it because it's forced normalfaggotry from people who shouldn't have ever come here.

COOM shit is funny bruh, I still like to see hot bitches like OP’s pic related as long as they got some nudes out there >:) jannies are fuckin retarded anyway

Remember when /b/ didn't have ylyl or when there was a rapidshare/megaupload board? Before /wsg/ and webms? That was when Jow Forums was relatively normie free and that was fucking years ago mate.

If I wanted to have a lecture from a concerned parent, I'd make a kikebook account.

coom is a psyop by jannies to make you hate female beauty, cannot convince me otherwise, I guess im just too coomed eh

no, that means most old posters left and those cumposters are just new generation of retarded underage faggots

>COOM shit is funny bruh
No its just another variant of generic spamcand wojak edits. It details threads far more than thotlosting ever did.

Why did we stop telling rhem to lurk?

behold, the pinnacle of debate

what the fuck is coom

Did you just start posting today

>Why did we stop telling rhem to lurk?
I'm not sure what you mean, are you asking why we stopped saying lurk moar?

nigger ive been on Jow Forums longer than you

Imagine encouraging masturbation and porn usage.

I think its a meme that's supposed to make fun of you for posting pictures of attractive women

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Agreed

Back in my day (2004-2007). People used to actually print out and splooge on pictutes instead of LARPing that they have (pre-smartphones)

Used to have threads going +50 pictures deep of just pictures printed out in sequence and blowing load on it (picture in picture)

These larpers need to sftu and gtfo.
Either nut up or shutup.

This is Jow Forums.
Last bastion of degeneracy.

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>No dick
Big yikes from me.

holy autism

>he coomed unironically

kek fucking cumbrains

Very Based

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Yes, this was the norm. The more degenerate the better. You wouldn't know because you're a 2016 normalnigger

Based user

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Based. Fuck normalfags

absolute madman

Why are Natalie threads so popular?

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Actually came on "coomer" face that was just below before post was deleted by jannie to essential "coom on the coomer"

In what i can only call poetic irony, the splooge clicked on and zoomed up on OP picture and ended up right on vagine (the cum knows what it wants).
Theres no way i could aim with that much precision.

Video i took JUST Might be croppable, but too risky.
Will probably be banned for this as well (please spare me jannies....proving a point that coomers are LARPers)

>last bastion of degeneracy
Everywhere in the west its accepted to be a degenerate now as long as its consensual just look at shit like pride march and slut walk. We are the bastion of counter culture and that just happens to be not being a degenerate.

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I really wanted picture of cooming on coomers face. Want to post it every time fucking coomer posts to slap them with humiliation of being cummed on.

Someone else do it. I gotta reload

What was the file????

Jow Forums isn't your personal army or political soapbox. Fuck off.

Based oldfag cum tribute to the OP

it's the hippest new meme

Dude came on his phone with ops pic and posted it, absolute madman

No. Just lose weight. Almost all women look good when they're thin.

>implying coomers don't like being coomed on

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That's exactly what I said idiot. Jow Forums doesn't have a clear stable political view but the factor of anonimty lets itbe the home to the opinions which are unpopular or offensive most of the time.

It's kind of funny how the trannys are literally brainwashing this board into being reddit basedboys
>noooo looking at pictures of attractive women is bad
>nooooo doing exercises correctly is onions
>noooooooo anything fitness related is bad user
Notice how none of the threads with half naked dudes are getting shit on
Notice how none of the threads about actual fitness are being responded to.
Actually disgusting, will have to leave soon, the psy ops has never been this blatant

I keep this on my clipboard because another user made a lot of sense

>Muh counter culture
No you're making this site into something it isn't. Jow Forums is not some ebin movement or club

>Last bastion of degeneracy.
Um sweaty, more like
>vanguard of degeneracy

based

Two days?

I never said it was a movement just said that it's nature leads it to be that way. It's general leaning towards pro and anti degeneracy is not decided by a committee it's a consequence of its concept which appeals to a certain way of thought. Did you pass reading comprehension at school?

it's just a shitty meme holy fuck, do you go on tirades every time somebody sneedposts on /tv/ as well? so what you post a half naked chick and some random user starts coomposting, it's never anything but the same senseless gibberish that most other nujack shitposts consist of

i still get 99% of the content of my high test folder from Jow Forums, probably even more frequently now that coomers started coming around and people started posting more and more risque stuff to retaliate; it's the same concept as starting a morrowind flamebait thread on /v/ with the purpose of having a genuine discussion about morrowind

B A I T A N D S W I T C H

you retarded newfags consider everything the end of the world, learn to troll and chill out, you're on Jow Forums friend

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Based and checked. Forums are to have fun and banter if you can't take the banter it isn't the coomposters who are low rest.

he's just some fat Jow Forums refugee who thinks hes more intelligent than everyone else because he's part of a small group of people who are AWARE OF THE TRANNY PSYOPS MANNNNNN