What diet and exercise regime should one follow to get this body?

LETS FUCKING COOOOOOM YEAHHHHH INA COOM YOU COOM WE ALL COOM

gallons and gallons of semen and getting on fours all day

>only ethnic fat girls and queers commenting on his pics
LOL

50 lbs down. No loose skin. Easier everyday to follow my plant based diet. Training for a half marathon i.e. running four times a week and lifting 3x a week.

No longer have diabetes, no longer have sleep apnea. Only have about 30-40 lbs to lose. Depends if I want to have a BMI of 21 or 23.

I think I will make it.

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POST YFW THIS IS ACTUALLY NOT A GIRL

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proofs?

AAAAAAAAAAH

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The 2p's:
Photoshop
Plastic surgery

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Check the OP guy's IG, he collaborated with this 'girl'.

>piercings
Fucking ruined.

It's easy to lose weight on a plant based diet because you don't absorb any nutrients.

They're clip-ons.

Neither used here friend

More importantly, how do you make your bulge that shape? It's almost spherical

Fuck he's not

cross dress and dilate x failure

2x5 dick in sock and 3x8 buttplug in butt

this is a man user

he's not what?

>Exfoliate every time you shower
Please don’t do this

What's his waistline? 26 inches? He doesn't look like a manlet.

Fork put downs x f

genetics 3x4, it's just a traditional scandinavian male body
>t. have this body plus like 10-20 lbs of muscle

genetics 3x4, its just a trad scandinavian male body
>t. have this body plus 10-20 lbs of muscle mass

he's 6'4

Post body

does that extend to using a loofah

and this faggot shit is just okay... is this board solely populated by closeted gays?

Where can I buy a real doll like this... asking for a friend.

Why would you want to look like a shittier version of a woman

About 95% yeah

How the FUCK am I supposed to find his insta when it's no where in the thread u fucking faggot?

nah I'm open about wanting Ryu-cock inside my butt

Yeah. Over-exfoliating can really irritate your skin or damage it in the long run. I wouldn't do it more than once a week, maybe twice tops.

Source?

>being this incompetent

Don't be so incompetent.

Lots of gay sex with well hung black men

What diet to follow to fuck this dude

lmgtfy.com/?q=anti nutrients in vegetables

lmao he really does

He probably exclusively fucks women.

Also kill yourself faggot

Why do you lack competence?

kek

Yeah with his butt onto their strap on KABOOSH

Why are so many cute boys so tall?

no yellow chink has facial features like that you fucking retarded faggot

no yellow chink has plastic facial features like that you fucking retarded faggot

I fucked an asian twink last week and it was horrible. No passion or even lust, it was just mechanical. Now latinos and white boys are absolute fiends in bed

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First day here?

Man, I would fuck him and I'm (like 98%) straight.

Tell me more

Bruh

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>anotación
Build that fucking wall

The AIDs diet. You faggot.

There's a country in Europe where they speak Spanish, it's called Spain

Use your imagination

Notice how there are no coomposters here crying autisically about some semi naked twinks? It's because they are a bunch of faggots.

No need to post that bro, girl pics derail threads.

What's his waistline? 26 inches? He doesn't look like a manlet.

Yeah and its full of aids muzzies and gypos so fuck off

taking 20 inches in the arse is his regime

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Don't eat
Swim

He probably exclusively fucks women.

This guy doesn’t even competent

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If you're asking, it appears sucking dozens of dicks daily hasn't brought you very much

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