How do i get an ass like this?

How do i get an ass like this?

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i am unironically a cumbrain

anavar and hip thrusts to answer your question

Just fucking coom bro.

There we go

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hip thrusts but also hip abductions to fill out the sides

can you actually do weighted hip abductions comfortably?

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>Graceyanne Barbosa

Look at her Instagram, the fucking pharmacy loads of PEDs she takes everyday is insane to get her physique... she rivals Keith Richards in pure drug consumption. I'm shocked she hasn't died yet.

>anavar and hip thrusts to answer your question
Far women would take anavar if they knew it could make their butt this big

she's had plastic surgery, so get a fake ass
but it looks terrible, so don't

wtf is a ped

there's a machine for it, or you can use cables or resistance bands, there's no issue really

wtf is a instagram

>but it looks terrible, so don't
>implying you wouldn't do her

Someones post the pic of her suicidal dogo.

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No they wouldn't. They'd still be scared that their upper body would somehow turn Arnold tier.

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Option 1: reverse time and somehow make yourself be born female
Option 2: lol faggot you’re fucked

Fear is based.

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>implying you wouldn't do her

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Hahahaha!!!

good thing theres and

both probably better for discussing anything fitness related, by the looks of things.

What is it with brazilian women and roids?

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Where tf do I get anavar?

Brazilian women are based. B. Brazilian. B. Based.

Hip thrusts are the key, add anavar if you dont mind being /fraud/

>be ugly
>now I have to do weighted hip thrusts in public to even try to be mildly attractive
Oh no.

Where do I get anavar?

that kinda feminine brah you sure about that?

find a good doc and pay for it

roids

shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call me edgy. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can jack off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling me edgy is a legitimate tactic for arguments

Photoshop.

Lmao look at the mirror it is. Aphotoshoppppppp

Thx 4 th3 bl0g p0st! k BB Gb!

The shape of her ass is like a Barbie doll's.

that's because it's just as plastic as a barbie's ass

Looks like a horse

The only commodity they have over there is their own flesh.

The shape of her ass is like a Barbie doll's.

What is it with them all having the same shaped thighs and ass?

Ass to grass squats, good mornings, hip thrusters.

People here always liked a good pair of legs and a good bunda, around 2003 every girl who got famous by their body started roiding, then came the injections and the surgeries, there was a tv show called "pânico na tv" with a group of stage chicks called "Panicats", ipc related was one of them, they became the reference for women around here, sorry for the ESL english.

They were less muscular on the beginning.
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SQWATS AND OATZ

SQWATS AND OATS

tits or gtfo

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