Did your Dad ever give you "the talk"?

Did your Dad ever give you "the talk"?

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What is "the talk" that you mean? I've heard a few, but you are too vague

Yes. He told me to kill myself.

>having a dad

Sure is normie in here

It's 2019
Having a dad is not normie these days

Discovering sex through porn didnt do me much favors honestly

Nope, my dad is pretty fucking embarrassed about anything concerning sex and refuses to talk about it at all. Even when we were in the same room and my mom talked to me about always using contraception and being careful about who I chose to have sex with, my dad just straight up didn't say anything and didn't even reply anything when he was asked about it directly.

Not really. I wonder why. Guess he never stopped seeing me as a child until I was already a grown ass man.

Man, that must have been hard

I hate people who don't listen to their parents.

Didnt mean to quote sorry for the dumbass (You)

Yes the day after my 20th birthday. My parents were really worried because an underage friend of mine slept over and we fucked loudly after my birthday party. She looked a lot younger than she was and then thought I'd go to jail.

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Not really, he is some sort of puritan who gets annoyed if you mention something taboo.
Funny enough I had sex education at my fucking Catholic school, biology teacher gave a bunch of classes explaining the whole process and how to practice safe sex, very progressive for the time

no i figured it out for myself and that's why i'm now a crossdressing faggot who beats off exclusively to loli doujinshi

He didnt even talk to me

>mfw daddy died when I was 9

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lol no my mom divorced my dad when I was young and I only got to see him infrequently
I basically discovered everything I know about sex from internet porn at first
Then at 17 I got a gf and we had tons of sex for 4 years until we broke up, so I learned first hand
Now I'm almost 30 and haven't gotten laid in 9 years. Oh well, at least I experienced prime teen sex

pretty much this is what happened to me except im not as old yet.

has a fellow robot ever given you the talk about virginity being a necessary requirement to count as a robot ?

>2019
>having a conversation about sex with your parents
Just look it up on the internet you stupid faggot.

So many normies and they all refuse to lurk.

>Dad told me to kill myself almost daily
>Mom told me she was considering killing me and then herself at one point and I know for a fact she made arrangements to do so (was planning to drug me)
>Brother tried to kill me as a toddler and locked me outside during severe weather more than once as a kid
I deserved my mom's hatred kek I was an awful person as a teenager, my dad and brother are just pricks though. Miracle I survived that fucking house.

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my told me that everything i want to know about sex is available on the internet. he was never much of a good presence in my life. he restricted my access to anything that could be entertainment. it got to a point where he started to take away my books, wouldn't let me write, or even daydream.

I found porn around 8 years old or so and it probably started the downward spiral that led to me today.
So yeah, there really wasn't anything for him to talk about once he found out.

it actually is though. there's more single parents now than any other time in American history