Tfw nofap

Doesn't count as no fap, you're still a filthy cumbr*in addict. No fap is to abstain from masturbation, you're still doing it by edging.

No it's not your fault

Now you can have longer sex

Thats one of the worst things you can do. You still get all the dopamine and other neurotransmitters that make porn rewire your brain. Oxytocine and prolactine are even elevated for significantly longer periods when "edging", which results in an even higher likelyhood of developing fetishes and messing yourself up mentally. Edging is probably even worse than watching porn regularly.

You shouldnt have taken the term "nofap" to literally. Its really porn that matters.

source on that?

I fucking hate cooming in my dreams because for some reason it's always premature ejaculation at the second I insert my dick into the imaginary semen demon.

Whenever I edge I get an almost painful feeling inside my ass, roughly around my prostate, am I okay?

I swear to christ, nofap fags are Olympic-level mental gymnasts

How embarrassing. Imagine if you had a girlfriend and were sleeping together.

broke my two week nofap streak yesterday because i couldn't resist this short big titty girl andi coomed like i haven't coomed before

Just ruined a 4 month streak to a big tiddy Russian on omegle. Today is a new day though. I firmly believe that this new streak is the one. I have awakened and finally understand the true succubus nature of women. I am now choosing to live my life no longer giving them the attention they seek. Join me on my journey lads and together we shall ascend.

I am become based, the destroyer of thots.

Test. Connection error nigger.

you fucking nofap retards messed me up, after 2 months of nofap I started fapping and couldn't finish, my dick was very hard but numb

>Haha y-yeah now I-I can fuck longer

Just ruined a 4 month streak to a big tiddy Russian on omegle. Today is a new day though. I firmly believe that this new streak is the one. I have awakened and finally understand the true succubus nature of women. I am now choosing to live my life no longer giving them the attention they seek. Join me on my journey lads and together we shall ascend. Coom and cumbrain posting is the way forward.

I am become based, the destroyer of thots.

how is this fitness related?

Do you even COOM

Way worse for you

How is your post fitness related?

Someone explain to me what exactly is the endgame of nofap.

No matter what you do you'd end up expelling the cum anyways via wet dreams so you can't hold it too long for whatever purpose it serves and secondly, it's proven that your test resets itself after a week of nofap.

It looks like a zero sum game.

so does that mean i broke my 10 day streak by fapping without COOOOMing? can i just blow a fat load now and start over?

no fap = more horny = talk to more girls = fuck more girls
.........................................^^^ i am here

>tfw anorgasmia brought on by depression
>tfw every attempt at fapping leads to pointless edging
I just want to have a normal sex drive

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The greatest priority is to break porn addiction.
It is perfectly reasonable to COOOM every now and then.

>did this 2 days ago
>edging to porn for 4 hours straight in the morning
>take a break
>start edging in the afternoon again
>feel pain in balls, realize that nofap + excessive edging caused me serious blue balls
>fuck nofap, bust a nut to relieve the pain
>bust second nut
>next day still feel some pain
>jack off 2 more times
>today jack off again
>pain is gone now
Never doing that again. If you edge you should always finish with a cumshot in the end.

I do this and my last fap was on the 1.1.19

Me too, I slammed my pillow like it's her ass too

shit, I have been fapping 8 hours on and off yesterday and didn't finish, didn't even get blue balls, nofap fucked my brain

How the fuck do you people handle the gym on nofap? I'm not even nofap and this skinny black qt3.14 with massive tits working out right in front of me and facing me gave me a semi. Lycra leggings and a lycra top, god fucking damn they're made by the devil.

You're playing with fire user.

>tfw I do this too and always just end up cumming all over myself

I don't know how my cumbrain tricks my rational brain into doing it. The thought process literally goes

Little devil on your shoulder whispers to you "Hey man just watch one video, play with your dick a bit then it'll be out of your system. Common man you're still in control, it's fine as long as you don't cum."

10 seconds later I'm exhausted and covered in jizz.

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You're bound to have a wet dream at some point, it's your brain's way of making sure you can still coom.

Will nofap help me get 2D pussy??

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it allows you be more confident talking to and about your waifu

>Tfw this but still waiting for horniness to come back
>Day 32

I'll make it r-right bros, porn got me into really sick shit desu

>I'll make it r-right bros
of course. however, you'll still have to push yourself to talk to girls, nofap is just some extra help.

In a healthy adult you do not get wet dreams. It is a sign of disorder and blockage. Ideally, the human body will break semen down in a matter of weeks to recirculate the constituent elements for use in the body, primarily the organs and nerves going by the proportion of nutrients in semen (this is the reason why a 'lifting of brain fog' is noticed as a benefit of nofap)
I really have no clue where the meme came from that semen is stored in the balls forever until you let it out, or that the vital nutrients and chemical energy is supposed to be lost regularly by design.
Do kegels, practice contracting the urogenital diaphragm, and various other pelvic floor exercises to increase blood flow to the region, empty the bladder before bed, and you will no longer suffer from wet dreams.

I will now give a useful secret, but try not to abuse it. If you feel that you MUST RELAPSE, then before ejaculation, back off, go urinate, and continue. Should you still feel the need, then know that you have failed, BUT. You can take your three fingers on your off hand, middle pointer and ring, place them in a cupped formation away from your scrotum on the perineum as though stepping on a hose. Contract the pelvic floor as though in a kegel, and you will injaculate, at the very least preserving the semen. You will still lose some semen, though less the longer you go without urinating, and the hit from relapsing will be less severe.
However this will still play with your hormones and you will still lose some, though little, of your semen. is still very much correct. This is just to make the transition easier as you commit to nofap.

The point of all this is to obtain self control and mastery over hormones to perfect your health. The concept of superpowers is nice, but it's really just everything functioning as it should.

how the FUCK do you even get wet dreams I have never dreamed about sex even when i was 16

>If you edge you should always finish with a cumshot in the end.

Abstain from fapping long enough and you'll start seeing them again, it happened to me too. It's very fun because it feels a lot like real sex but having to change underwear and wipe your bedsheets in the middle of the night is a pain in the ass.

>never get wet dreams
>never have sex dreams
>stop watching porn
>have regular sex with gf
>have sex dreams maybe 2-3 times a month

Stop watching porn

Why would you even do this?

No porn is what you actually most of what gives you gains not no masturbation

This nigga wearin underwear while he sleepin

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lol, low test cope

if you don't have wet dreams on nofap, you are low test

>In a healthy adult you do not get wet dreams. It is a sign of disorder and blockage
>source: my big hairy ass

test

>In a healthy adult you do not get wet dreams. It is a sign of disorder and blockage
I am skeptical of this. I am a relatively healthy individual, and i do fast pretty often, so theoretically, i spend a lot of time in the catabolic state and i should be a very good candidate to "break down my own sperm" like you describe. Yet, i do always get wet dreams when i dont fap/watch porn. Don't get me wrong, i am not denying our bodies ability to autophagize sperm cells, that obviously happens to some extend. But i do think your opinion is rather unnuanced. Why are you so sure that the amount of autophagy in sperm cells should be so high in healthy adults that it can never build up to a wet dream? Where do you base this opinion on?

I am confident because I cured myself of it using the methods I prescribed in my original comment. Anyone who preaches nofap knows there is a horrible lack of actual peer-reviewed studies concerning sexual habits, so we must make do. Unfortunately in this case my source is my own personal experience. The concept of wet dreams being unhealthy is rather common in eastern medicine, and yes. I know. 'Eastern "medicine"', but the idea's longevity and commonality give it a little weight to be TESTED, at least to me. You may come to a similar conclusion if you give it extended thought. Spontaneous ejaculation is almost never heard of in nature and especially in mammals, outside of species that use 'spore-like' methods of reproduction. Masturbation is also unheard of outside of exceptional circumstances, with many primitive tribes not even having a word for it.

My source is personal experience, and the conclusions I came to by observation. You aren't required to believe me, as you have to think for yourself. I do hope you continue to make strides to become healthier though! Regardless of if we agree or not.

What is the point of doing NoFap if it just makes me more focused on sex? I haven't jerked off in a week, and I'm almost so horny I can't concentrate on anything. Last night, driving for Uber, this 30-something-year-old Finnish lady was hitting on me, and if I had the opportunity I would've fucked her. Sleeping with strangers is just another form of degeneracy, and my body count is already getting high.
Doing NoFap in the past has led me to fucking coworkers, messaging my ex and having fantasies I wouldn't normally have.
Is there any actual reason for doing NoFap that isn't broscience or religious?

Not really. The nofap community became almost cult like with spreading bullshit "facts" and trying to attract new people to join them. Most people make fun of them just like with any other brainwashed cult.

>state personal anecdote as fact
>'why are you calling me out?'

Gtfo with your (n=1)ism

This. However, if you really think fapping is hindering your daily life somehow and shit then cut out the porn for some time. That's the thing you want to avoid if you're a genuine retard that can't stop fapping and think about joining nofap thinking your life will get fixed, you'll become a pussy slayer and gain magical powers on top of this.

Lmao, this is Jow Forums, literally everyone states whatever opinion they want and frame it as fact. It's solely up to you to think through them all and come to your own conclusions. I put this into practice in my own life and received benefit and stated my findings in hopes that others will find similar benefit. If you don't want to find out for yourself i can't make you!