Come home to this

I luv women i treat them like a queen I'm 18
Women like to be treated like shit me toothat's why we don't work out
From India

yes put boob in vagene pls

A dislike of colored hair is a red flag. I really should get some of mine done to keep away pissboys like you.

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>I really should get some of mine done to keep away pissboys like you.

pls anything but that :(

I married a girl who makes $120,000 as a nurse practitioner and teaches college courses on the side.

I quit my job 3 months after the wedding lol keep the change bitch

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>coloured hair bad
>why?
>le epic alright MGTOW incel meme said so!
Poor girl. She needs to get out this toxic relationship ASAP

it looks like you don't know how to greentext, how embarrassing

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>Lowers chance of getting a good job
>literally kills your hair
>in general looks fucking goofy since tards always do something extreme like making their hair bright green or some shit
Having dyed hair is like when a poisonous animal has bright colored skin to warn predators that it will them.

Please do, that way everyone will see from the get go that you're not worth pursuing

If it keeps you away, that means you're a predator and it's working as intended.

My plate is full of non-incels

>muh incel boogeyman!!!

No one wants your Ben Shapiro watching incel small dickass, go back to cleaning your room manchild

Your 30s are going to be very, very sad.

I am 30 and my date the other day said I looked 20, and your mom still thinks I am. I have that autistic youthful look and I eat clean, don't drink, wake without an alarm.

youtube.com/watch?v=En__V0oEJsU

>I am 30
Then it's going to be even worse than I thought.

Fucking YAASS Love you

Going pretty well so far. btw i'm a boi

>btw i'm a boi

then this whole conversation has been a waste of time

who is this demonic semonic

>btw i'm a boi
OH NONONONONONO
imagine being this cucked

I'd ask the cleaner what the fuck she was doing on her phone in MY bed.
Then request to get someone else.

How am I cucked?

I love how desperate NPCs from Jow Forums and /the donald/ are to feel superior that they always respond such obvious shitty bait

>male
>goes on Jow Forums to argue feminist shit with imaginary incels
you drink s.o.y. aswell I reckon?

ls english not your first language?

>how am I cucked?
Well, I am no doctor but I reckon you have the Big Gay

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>le epic soi meme xD

this is so cringe dude just stop

have sex

>bro this is cringe have sex bro
go back to red*it

In my fucking dreams. I should be so lucky.

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asian women are the last bastion of romance

They'll see you coming a mile away.

>I WAN BABY WHEN YOU GIMME BABY
>YU FUCKINGU PSYCHO

reminds me of this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=CA4F3K1xI8g

God I want to do this so bad, but she's bankrolling my ability to survive while working on my PhD, so I keep her around. On God I will serve her papers the moment I walk across the stage though.

tried looking for this video to post but i can't find it

LOL. Hair dye is only acceptable if it's a "natural" hair color. Anything blue/purple/green is an instant no for any dude 7/10 and up unless someone is using you for sex. You'll look like a crazy SJW slut.

Maybe silver if she can pull it off.

Any man with sense would dump their girlfriends and wives in an instant if they came home with some faggot neon hair. If you aren't leading and dragging your woman to be a better version of herself, you don't deserve to be the man in the relationship or you're dealing with a mentally ill waste of space.

So is that your wife/gf? What's her nationality?

>double chin

Only SJWs are fat and Asian. Probably did some childish shit like rebel against her fat-shaming mother so she stuffed her face with donuts and went after a nerdy balding white guy with a beer gut.

Asians are fucking gross.

>I'm 30 and my date the other day

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COOL WINE AUNT DOES IT AGAIN

>What's her nationality?

white

patrick bateman ass nigga

I didn't start dating until I was 26. He thought I was 19.

would you fuck patty b

Nurses are the WORST profession of woman to marry. Trashy thots disguised as medical professionals

That's it keep justifying yourself to strangers on the internet you insecure little harpy

Do you think it's edgy to talk like a bitter old man?

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>I didn't start dating until I was 26.

how many cocks did you take until then?

There's only mine in my bedroom, and it's too stiff when long enough to reach.

Do you think it's an accomplishment that you wake your fat ass up without an alarm? Pathetic

not fat. 5'7", 120 pounds

Fuck the haters.

I think neon or brightly coloured hair is trashy as fuck.

God I hate it, so much.

This guy knows whats up.

Honestly. It looks terrible, I dumped my last GF for it (neon pink)-- I'm not introducing some trashy looking woman as my GF, fuck that.

Wow, is this your first time greentexting? Cuz u fucked that up royally

I'm ready for my (You)s

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Unnatural colors are dumb but it's douchey to ask someone to change their hair color.

some retard already made this joke, try again fag

that's a little clever

>If it keeps you away, that means you're a predator
Now that's a good fucking comeback.

You don't ask. You tell them straight up "you can dye your hair and i can leave"

If they do it, bounce. You win. If they don't, hooray you win again.

Men need to be predators. The same girl power bitch who wants bad men ew to stay away is the same bitch masturbating to convicts and writing letters to serial killers.

Nice try emotional beta come again next time

This is like incel reddit salad haha

I want that life too user. Coming home to my qt asian wife and cute hapa kids would be winning at life

Your serial killer mattress girl hapa kids? You'd be better of with a black wife

kek I know that vid

>tfw no crazy asian wife abusing you for not knocking her up

get lost, white roastie