Do you have a nice body, male robot?

no im fat as fuck and have gynecomastia as a result

Not as nice as him. But I've noticed I've gotten sturdier
I could look like him if I lifted

I feel your pain. I did exactly that now my body is hideous. Have you considered surgery to cut off excess skin?

My face is ok, I have long hair, I'm tall and ottermode but I have a disgusting outie bellybutton and my dick curves downwards. As long as I'm dressed I get good compliments from time to time, or people notice me walking in the street and things like that. If only they knew, luckily no one ever will.

No, my hips are as wide as my shoulders.

I have, but even after surgery it just doesn't look right.
There's a fair amount of potential scarring, and the skin itself is still the same stretched, worn out skin, but just pulled tight.
It could never make me look normal.

At this point I don't care that much, nobody's ever going to see my body anyway.

No im a skinnycel and completely unable to gain weight or muscle mass for some reason. Never gonna make it brahs

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it's okay, I'm working on it though.

I think my body is god tier but when i posted it 20 people replied making fun of my proportions

>No im a skinnycel and completely unable to gain weight or muscle mass for some reason.

literally just fucking eat more I cannot comprehend why this is so hard for you skeletons to understand. just like fatbots bitching about how they can't lose weight, literally just eat less or fast, and exercise and you WILL lose weight. stop pretending that your body violates the universal laws of physics, it doesn't.

I try to you fucking idiot but I eat so much that I'm on the brink of getting sick. I take in between 3-4k calories a day and that's still my bodytype

Eating more Makes us uncomfortable, mr. dubbs

I guess there's really no winning for us. It's worse if you have a decent face but your body looks like emperor Palpatine naked. Yeah I've pretty much accepted the same thing.

>It's worse if you have a decent face
Luckily that was never an issue for me.

I'm a 30 year old KHV, so even if my body was fine, I'd likely be alone forever anyway.

I'm 5'3 and 115lbs. Most people say I have a girly body. I'm perfectly fine with that too.

I'm right there with you but there was a time I was a lot bigger than I was. I just stopped going to the gym and eating a lot and it disappeared.

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The females won't ask or give a fuck since the body is attached to me. The faggots do not need to know.

This picture radiates small dick energy.

Rude but also true.

>scrawny
>unshaven
>dick mutilated by Jewish lies
Not in the slightest.

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yeah because food is free and unlimited

>scrawny
fixable
>unshaven
fixable
>dick mutilated by Jewish lies
oof sorry pal not gonna make it

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A BODY LIKE THAT
I'M THIN AND MY BELLY STILL BULGES WHAT THE FUCK

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you can tell by the veins he had to work up a half chub before taking the picture so his dick wouldn't look too small

You are what they call "skinny-fat"; you have low weight, but still a low percentage of muscle.

Eat more and work out more.

It's the right thing to do. Wink

I didn't notice. Is that a small dick then?
if I eat more won't I just gain weight?

no that's a good size for a half chub. it should be bigger if it's full bone

why are you winking at me? a wink implies there was an innuendo in the previous sentence. what are you trying to say?

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Yeah this confirms it
I am way beyond the trap phase of gay porn

No otherwise I wouldn't be here. I am literally afraid to show my face in public. I don't look as bad as that implies, I think I have BDD, but I am objectively pretty ugly and gross. I've felt terrible about my appearance since I was a little kid and it's killed my confidence.

One thing I've noticed though is how much more positively people respond to me when I'm drunk, due to how confident, happy and talkative I am and even though being ugly can affect those three things it's worth remembering most people react more to your personality and body language than to your looks. If they enjoy being around you they won't care too much about how you look, unless they're shallow/insecure gatekeepers who insist on only being around people around their level of attractiveness (so probably not the type of person you want to be around anyway).

I am so jelly of that package. My balls are fucking tiny and so is the sack. Nevermind my cock, I'm a ball-let too.

Nopee I'm underweight and have small proportions and I'm short so probably the worst a body can get

big balls are really shitty and hard to deal with when you're sleeping, sitting, etc. i wish i had small balls like you honestly. girls don't even like balls. nobody likes balls cause they're nasty

You're skinnyfat. You need to lower your bodyfat percentage further. I lost 20-25kg in high school by eating little and walking daily after being fat my entire life but was still skinnyfat. You need vigorous exercise (so running, not walking) to lose more fat, and to lift if you want muscle like in that picture.

currently rotter mode. trying to become otter mode. probably never going to happen.

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I'll never feel comfortable with another person seeing my body, let alone a woman.

Anyone want to be my online gf!?

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6 foot 2 and 180 btw

lmao you're taking a picture of your fucking pepperonis and treasure trail in the bathroom and uploading it to Jow Forums. you look like a clown bro fuck off hahahah

Lmao say that to me in real life and see what happens bro

why, what's going to happen? You'll cry or something?

dude i'd fucking clobber you lmao you'd eat shit like fucking chopsticks blowing in the wind lanklord

Post your bodies then lmao

Dude. I'M 180-- and I'm 5'8 lmao.

Someone your height should be minimum 240 before he starts talking tough

no way dude because i'm not fucking retarded like you and uploading personal pictures to Jow Forums. you're a fucking CLOWN bro

Do you workout at all? If you don't lift a little it encourages your body to gain weight

If by nice you mean small and underweight, sure.

My dick is 5.5 inches and it's a grower it looks like the ones found in Michelangelo's statues. Luckily, I'm chad personality and jacked. I'm 6'1 so women are forced to put up with my small pecker :D

It's kind of aesthetic on my jacked body I look like a Greek statue. I can understand wht the Greeks thought it looked so good.

you fucking retard that's not what that is
it's ottermode. if he was skinnyfat he'd look like your flabby ass

I don't know I always felt like something was off with my body

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No i dont. I'm losing weight so i'm fat with stretchmarks.

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Yes and no I need visible abs or bigger shoulders

DeIet, nigger

post more, i like this body type the most

Good lord.

original recipe

Yes, but I'm not a robot because I have gay sex.

I have a vague outline of abs and could probably get a sixpack with enough core training but I don't feel like it, plus I'm so skinny it barely fucking counts anyway.

>"I'm too much of a lazy faggot to fix my weight but I'm gonna bitch about it anyways"