/r9gay/ - #711

are you right here though or are you just baiting

Perfect. But try Tinder instead. Weirdos chase most of the twinks like me off grindr most of the time.

>another lewd edition
Big eww

>tfw no alucard from hellsing bf

>95% match with 6'8 hunk on okcupid.
>we agree on basically everything
>he's a bottom
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

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Can't you poop a dildo back and forth?

Perfect, give him to me.

norway only 5'6

There's something in the water make all gays bottoms.

If all you want is a hole to fuck, women are easier and more accessible than men. Most guys are bottom because they love dick and want to get fucked. That includes masculine and normal looking men.

>tfw you're not a bottom
It seems like everyone I find is also a top.

where do you live, i need to move there

>Join discord sever
>Everyone says welcome
>Instantly forgets you exist and you turn invisible

What's the point?

Does this mean I am not gay? Am I finally free?

A socially programmed response to a specific, repeated scenario.
You could almost compare it to the way a non-player character acts in a video game.

>Instantly forgets you exist and you turn invisible
What happens when you don't talk.

Meow thinks that most of tops on r9g are prison gay, is meow right :3

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And you? Will you do anything different if I added you? Or are you just not gonna do that.

fucken love how you always assume that meanwhile i've been running my mouth the whole time you inbred circlejerking fucks just have some magic charm that prevents you from noticing anyone who you don't already know

I'm not going to welcome you at all to anything, I don't join discord groups and I hate social interactions.

Tops are basically straight guys who hate women and just want a hole to fuck. I know a top who married his fleshlight

I'd be surprised if you were right about much of anything.

If you hate it so much why reply to anyone? Why be here at all?

and what is norway doing up, this late at night?

gimme ur your discord, i won't ignore u bby

Well I do hate women but hate casual sex, what am I then?

im neet, i dont sleep much, i hope you like dark circles

JEFF#1746 you clear messing around person.

You have transcended the confines of sexuality.

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It's a nice, detached form of socialization. Nobody has names so nobody knows who they're replying to so I can basically have a hit and run conversation without any consequence.
Nobody will remember what we said, not even the two of us in a couple of hours/a day or two. So there's no pressure, every conversation is completely fresh and nobody has any assumptions about you. It's great.

Tfw no bf to dress in slutty clothes for and tease him

I don't even know who you are or what server you joined, but the overwhelming majority of the time the people who complain about this never participate and expect people to shower them with attention. The rest seem to only talk about how they are going to hurt themselves, insult everyone, or do nothing but complain about things and get shocked no one likes bitter people. Might not apply to you, but that is what I find about most people who say such things.

If I wasn't making an effort I wouldn't complain because it'd be obvious that it was because I wasn't trying user.

>ywn get to poke an outie belly button and see what happens
why even live?

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I'd fucking love it if someone with that body type smashed my twink ass

no, why would i be watching gay porn then?

What if I watch str8 porn and self-insert as the girl?

i don't mind dark circles really, i probably have some myself, seeing as im also a NEET
when did you wake up?

ah about 12 hours ago

Tranny in the making or bisexual. You pick which is worse.

Just take some bones pills and hate fuck him.

ah i think myself woke up around 13 hours ago
im gonna go to bed in about 1 hours time though

Does anyone else here dress the same every day like an immutable cartoon character?

Basically yeah, I find semi-generic clothing items I like then buy multiples and wear the same thing every day.

This is what billionaires do. This is what you do when you stop giving a shit about normies.

Good job!

Welp. Looking like I still am not gonna get to meet up with him today. He said he's cautious about meeting people. Which I understand. But we've already been talking for like 3 days. Guess I'm just more lonely than him. I'm so tired of having to fall asleep in my bed alone...

>tfw no bf to be a neet with

hm
do you have discord?, asking for a friend

yeah of course
you can give this to your friend
Heart#7793

I just want a bf (Or just a friend, really) to play games on Switch or PC (Don't have my PS4 with me now), watch movies and be dorks together.
I'm just a lonely loser who stills hopes to make friendos.

okay. so give some more info because that's exactly the same as what i want.

What kind of info do you exactly need?
I play mostly Splatoon and Smash, I'm waiting for AC Switch.
I like sappy and horror movies.
I'm generally cheerful and very expressive.
I live in Chile, I don't mind ldr as long as we can visit each other once in a while, I can do the effort if things go well.

It's all nice but I live very far away. I have a Switch but barely touch it, i have a ps4 but mostly play games on pc. I love movies of all kinds, especially horror. buut i do live probably too far away. i was close friends with a brazilan person for some years though. so i mean i dunno. but it's up to you. the in person thing is so important probably not a good idea.

Whomst else here only likes kissing cuddling and handholding

Well even if dating is out of the question, I wouldn't mind having a friend to maybe casually talk, watch movies or play something, so don't worry too much about it.

do you have any friends already?

Probably like 2, I always feel like I'm bothering people so I don't really do too much with them anyways.

in that case i leave it up to you. post contact info if you want. or not. up to you.

me!
in an original manner of course

It's hilarious how thirsty you all are. You're all unworthy, all sluts. If you're all this thirsty for attention it's hard to imagine you'll all stop looking for attention and flirting with others once y'all actually find a boyfriend. You're all unworthy whores and you'll never be happy because nothing will ever sate the empty feeling inside.

>I'm down on whores and I won't stop ripping them till I do get buckled.

Okay user.

:)

larp and erp all you want, it's sad that's all you'll ever experience

I like that a whoIe lot

let's see what you have to offer then hmm?

am tranny
wat do

>wat do
Top me

What I have to offer isn't for anyone here as they're unworthy.

r9gay don't typically like trannies

You say that in the same breath you use to speak on behalf of this shitty fucking general. Who do you think you are?

o-okay
lol I know. I used to be big into the tranner hate as well, actually. I wonder how many other people will turn out to be repressing like I was :^)

nice to see the letdown you'd have been if i had added you. saved me the trouble. thanks user.

tfw so far off the charts that im not a top, bottom, sub, or dom.

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I heard that drama queen Apollo Legend is transitioning now?

>tfw no jap bf

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otter bottom fwb who recently moved away again said he'd like if I stopped shaving a couple years ago so I did and now I'm able to keep my place a bit warmer and save money :-)

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Tfw no jerk off buddy that would go on cam for me to jerk off

going to the hospital for intensive outpatient again
haven't been feeling well. keep thinking about imaginary bfs
so i tried writing a song to keep my mind off of it but it ended up making me even more sad
vocaroo.com/i/s1kJh1ZbzDUA

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here's my tummy :3

I took it yesterday, I know

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Pretty nice. Do you wear that pink in public? I wear purple, which isn't far outside the norm in Minnesota. Naturally purple foods are yummy.

Damn I'd be your bf if you didnt make such shit music user

>tfw no cute bf to cuddle with at night
How the hell am I supposed to sleep? or keep living

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Holy fuck
Ive gotten so much better at taking nudes because of this horny boi
Ive impressed myself
I love him so much

I prefer to sleep alone.

>tfw no bully bf to shit on my music

I know that at least one of you knows
How do you get a cute guy to like you and talk to you?
Please, we're all desperate

got dumped, wanted to die before, he made me feel the closest I've been to happy in about 10 years. Not sure what to do now. I live out of guilt for the people I'd leave behind. Starting to resent it. Fuck them for keeping me alive. Fucking hell I can't stop thinking about how he made me feel.

Cuddling and handholding, yes
Kissing, no, but only because of hygiene issues

bump for accuracy

I wish, but I'm pretty shy and also live in a small town where I don't wanna be recognized :I
Purple could work though

who wants to talk to an irredeemable foul human being? that'd be nice wouldn't it

Yeah I know what you're talking about haha adding people from here is fucking awful. So many shitty people