How fast should I be driving to instantly kill myself by driving directly into oncoming traffic from a long...

They don't own you that type of shit other than to sty out of your business, ad you owe them the same basic respect. I hope glowniggers are lurking so you can be arrested you fucking sped

>giving a fuck about normalfags
>ppl
how do people like you even end up here? go back to twitter or reddit

Hit the gas and dont look back. Just go as fast as you can. Why stop at 70?the skys the limit when you dont give a shit.

I attempted this and do not reccomend. there are too many factors out of your control. you'd have a higher lethality rate colliding with a solid wall head-on.

also there's the massive problems you'll face if you don't die. Remember that paramedics will quickly be on scene, and do everything they can to keep YOU alive so YOU can continue living your miserable life, only now considerably worsened due to legal/financial reprecussions and everyone hating you (more than usual)

Ideally you destroy brain with a 12-gauge, but if on a budget (or can't legally purchase firearms or ammunition) falling to the ground at terminal velocity is probably your best bet.

Hopefully you get better and find happines. If not, at least you can end torment in as quick and painless a method as possible.

Generally, the more you inconvenience the less likely you are to die, yourself. More people involved, more public, more ways things can go wrong. Don't complicate this. You have no reason to care about the world when you're dead, anyway.

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Where do volcano and drunk hypothermia rank?

>agony (1-100)

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Dont be a faggot and kill indiscriminately, kill some cops, niggers and trannies if you wanna take people out with you

Awww, faggot is sad because ppl won't give a shit about his terrible life choices. Cute. Hey retard, if you want to die, that's fine by me, but if you want to ruin the lives of dozen other people, you are worse than jihadi dicklets. Think about it. At least they have a goal in mind. You got nothing. You are nothing. Just use a belt/rope to neck yourself from a door handle. Guaranteed 100% death and won't make a mess that someone has to clean up, except in your pants, but we all already know that you shit and piss yourself.

OP here. Just letting off steam. I do not intend to harm anyone.

How the fuck does a shotgun to the head take nearly 2 minutes to kill you.

>this entire fucking monolgue

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>I do not intend to harm anyone.
Go and read the "mother and daughter ganging up on dad after he catches daughter looking at vibrators" thread currently on Jow Forums and you'll get your nerve back.

Im guessing that means how long does it take for your heart to stop

>People do not care about my issues
Strangers are never going to care about your issues. Sorry your parents didn't give the unconditional love they suppose to when you were a child. Adult relationships are give and take. Analyze what you contribute and what you take from your relationships. Adjust until you have a balance.

Thats the worst way to go down
Try something else

Good chance you'll live through the crash. There's no way guarantee death doing that. If you want to guarantee death you kill yourself properly not by abusing vehicular manslaughter.

a former classmate did that vs a truck and he dead now. probably 120-140 kmh enough considering its vs a big ass truck and its also going fast. ive heard it wasnt fun for the guy in the truck however

>waaaaaaah no one pays me attention im going to commit manslaughter
how about you finish high school before you decide to become a killer you fool

if u want fast death in a car, is ur best bet. if u want a fast death and kill as many as possible you should consult isis, retard

You probably won't die that way. Cars are designed to absorb most of the energy from a head on collision. What could more likely happen is you get your shit rocked and end up in a coma, recover, get a new lease on life, think everything is fine, then you die suddenly years later from all your damaged neurons shearing off.

Seriously, don't fuck with car accidents.

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if you're going to kill yourself, taking others with you is beyond the worst thing you could do. God forbid you survived and now had the death of innocent people on your hands, you;d have wished you just hanged yourself.

Just kill someone famous you hate then suicide by cop

>le downvotes
Go back. I can not stress how much of a faggot you are. You are pure cancer.

Its funny you assume everyone in the world has relationships. The only people I know are family.

Why do you even give a shit? Nobody gives a shit about him see why should you are he give a shit about other people?

Honestly 130 kmh should make sure you dont fucking survive, but dont wear a seatbelt and disable airbags if possible. The other car might react, dodge you and have you slide onto the slope, and then you will likely not fucking die.

This question is needy as fuck. My immediate first thought upon reading that

I agree with your rationalization. If no one cared then that social contract might have never existed in the first place.

Fuck em. I plant to go down in flames aswell Op. Godspeed Crashnon

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Shoot yourself with a shotgun right before crashing. Have an exit bag on and a noose tied to the back seat so you choke yourself as you crash. Put a sword on your steering wheel so you get impaled.

Because don't be a psychopath, thats why

step on the pedal bro
make sure you hit a bunch of other people

maximum speed

go for it you can reach it

Who gives a fuck about you? You haven't provided any context for me to care and so far you're just acting like a whiny self entitled kid who's le depressed and is going to forget about his 'plan' to kill himself in a week.

Fuck you, faggot.

You too.

You are born a psychopath. Fuck off bigot

>all these retards taking the bait
jesus, r9k really is full of retards

Why do you care so much if some guy you don't care about kills a bunch of other people you don't care about? Are you scared you might be one of the guys being killed? Chances are very slim.

>r9k
>this is b8
This is one of the few posts that isn't b8 in Jow Forums these days. Fuck off back to rebbit.

>it's not bait because i say so
okay aspie

>Everyone on Jow Forums is just being ironic
>nobody is actually a virgin here
>nobody is actually such a loser
>nobody here would ever think about harming other people

Go away. You don't belong.

Lol k go fuck yourself then retard. If you alctually wanted do damage youd pick up a gun.

Also ps nobody cares about you either. Justbecause you make a thread being edgy doesntmake you cool. Lol

>You don't belong.
god i hope not

sending this thread to the fbi, go fuck yourself asshole

And then one day for no reason at all Jow Forums became a boring shit hole

It's an average between all the people whose data has been gathered to form the graphic. It's not what would ideally happen. If you do it right it's probably a 100% lethality instant death. But there's people who don't do it right or get scared at their last moments. You are looking at a suicide chart not a scientific test.

If you want to do a huge scene and shit id recomend to rent or steal a big fucking truck dont know what kind and then have bricks so you can put them on top of the gas pedal have a gun in your hand and kill yourself driving towards traffic with the bricks still on the gas pedal . I made this up in my head cause I fantasize of killing myself in different situations

Well if this guy actually does drive into oncoming traffic I hope you will be on the receiving end faggot. Maybe you will find that enjoyable

The trendy thing nowadays is livestreaming yourself shooting up a mosque/synagogue. The current highscore is pretty hard to beat tho

Man I hope when you do this you remain conscious and feel as much as possible. Fuck you for wanting to fuck over pedestrians you waste of space.

to be fair you're just as much of a waste of space as him. let's not kid ourselves

>stating on a website that is required to inform law enforcement of potential crimes of a certain severity, which includes location and ISP information, that you are planning to carry out a murder suicide attack with the intention to kill as many other people as you can
Have fun trying to kill yourself in prison, I hear it is actually quite difficult to not get caught doing it these days

I mean how do you want to define it? I have shit going for me and people who care, unlike op who wants to kill randoms

>i have shit going for me
you wouldn't be here if that was true.

Ramming into a head on car is too difficult, you think they're just going to keep going straight ahead and let you do it?

Run into a crowd of feminists or tranny freaks instead then laugh as you blow your brains out.

OP here. It was bait. I was letting off steam you idiots. I do not intend to kill myself or harm other people in any way.

Disable airbags and you can die going 60km/h into equally fast opposite traffic, you don't need that much speed with the airbags off.

>OP here, i don't want to go to jail, it was a joke hehe
Did get to you or did all the virtue faggots did it?

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